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hikikoma, to lemmyshitpost in Better than you

Pffft, stay in your fucking lane.

wabafee, (edited ) to memes in Where is spork?
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

Someone make different types of knives make sure to include poop knife.

lowleveldata, to lemmyshitpost in Better than you

Gotta hand it to you

the_of_and_a_to, to memes in Where is spork?

You could use the sugar spoon for most of these

saltesc, to memes in Where is spork?

I just know them as little spoon, spoon spoon, round spoon.

There’s also the random big spoon I use for the dog’s food that just appeared many years ago. And wooden spoon which makes me feel like chef when using stir through pasta sauce from the jar.

MeDuViNoX, to memes in Where is spork?
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Where is sharpened edge knifoon?

SpaceNoodle, to memes in Where is spork?

No grapefruit spoon?

ElBarto, to memes in Not Me
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

VonCesaw, to memes in Where is spork?

The spoon type matters, mostly due to size/shape/metal composition Tea and coffee spoons are a thing because they’re made smaller to match the requisite cups, soup spoons have a deeper curve to hold more soup, serving and salad spoons are larger so they can be used to serve If you don’t care about the difference though, they’re virtually all the same

phoneymouse, to memes in Where is spork?

Some things just aren’t worth over complicating

pewpew, to lemmyshitpost in Better than you
@pewpew@feddit.it avatar

Impossible

zeppo, to memes in Where is spork?
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

Soup spoon is the best.

Rosco, to memes in Where is spork?

I don’t know what’s weirder between soda spoon and salad spoons.

Awoo, to memes in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left

You literally left Reddit because of what capitalism did to it.

dartos,

Yeah but capitalism also made reddit great, before making it terrible.

There’s a balance in there somewhere. What we got ain’t it tho.

space_comrade,

Yeah but capitalism also made reddit great

Engineers and designers made it great. Reddit could very well exist without capitalism (see Lemmy). What fucked up Reddit was explicitly capitalist incentives.

ProxyTheAwesome,

Reddit was never great lmaoo

It was a pedo networking tool reknowned worldwide for it’s jailbate and non-consensual creepshots. These moderators received awards from admins. Then it got too much attention and got a PR workover, burning a woman CEO at the stake to satiate the gamer-fascists before becoming a bland Atlanticist CIA sockpuppet front of bland corporate posts.

At no point during this entire thing did it ever approach anything comparable to greatness

SouthEndSunset,

Are you saying you used Reddit for its jailbait etc subs? Cause Reddit was much more than it’s jailbait subs.

Egon,
@Egon@hexbear.net avatar
SouthEndSunset,

Egon,
@Egon@hexbear.net avatar
SouthEndSunset,

Do you have a point?

Egon,
@Egon@hexbear.net avatar
SouthEndSunset,

Go on…

Egon,
@Egon@hexbear.net avatar

Did you click the comment?

SouthEndSunset,

You’re right. Your comment was very well written, and backed up with so much evidence. I shouldn’t be questioning it.

Egon,
@Egon@hexbear.net avatar

Thank you, glad you can admit when you’re wrong. It shows growth.

PIGPOOPBALLS

SouthEndSunset,

Lol. Google “facetious” and “sarcasm”.

Egon,
@Egon@hexbear.net avatar

I can’t unfortunately. Putin doesn’t allow me to use google while I spread disinformatsiya sadness

SouthEndSunset,

That made me laugh.

dartos,

I meant the platform more than the company.

It’s my favorite format for social media… that’s why I’m on lemmy.

FunkyStuff,

communism made lemmy so where does that leave us

Suoko,
@Suoko@feddit.it avatar

I guess ‘a lot of free spare time in a socialized copitalism’ made lemmy.

quarrk,

us-foreign-policyactivity = (forProfit) ? “Work” : “Hobby”

Bobby_DROP_TABLES,

There is no balance though, the shit-ification that happened to Reddit is a necessary function of capitalism. What we saw as Reddit at its best was, from a capitalist’s perspective, Reddit at its worst. I’m sure you’ve noticed a similar process taking place in lots of other areas as well.

Kidplayer_666,

I left Reddit because of short term decisions to squeeze money out of consumers to look good in an IPO, instead of having an actual long term thought.

Egon,
@Egon@hexbear.net avatar

That’s capitalists doing things because they exist in a capitalist society. You’re describing capitalism congratulations

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Tell me how you were harmed by capitalism, without telling me you were harmed by capitalism.

Egon,
@Egon@hexbear.net avatar

Why’d you just repeat @Awoo statement?

johnrobbespiere,

So, capitalism?

Elon_Musk,
@Elon_Musk@hexbear.net avatar

Thank you for proving the theory.

Avnar,

Does Long therm thought make money in the short term?

ThereRisesARedStar,

You do realize that the incentives of capitalism necessitate that right?

Awoo,

You left reddit because of capitalism. What is an IPO? It is the launch of a business onto the public capital markets to release equity and to enrich its existing owners. What do all businesses on the markets operate on? Short term growth for the next financial quarter optimised to enrich their investors (shareholders) in the shortest amount of time possible.

Capitalism consistently destroys everything you enjoy and yet you defend it relentlessly while asking for long term thinking, which is not a feature of capitalism. When you wake up to this reality you might actually start to question “maybe the socialists are right about a few things” and spend some time with us learning what we actually believe.

Kidplayer_666,

But you know what happened after Reddit turned to crap? Because no one actually has to use Reddit, because Reddit is just a bunch of bored nerds and Reddit is just a bunch of forums, eventually someone realised: “wait a minute, I can code this in a few weeks and make it way less crappy than most social media. And maybe if I make it all open, a whole ecosystem of social networks can grow together”. And when Reddit turned to crap, “the invisible hand” acted and people slowly started to migrate over to lemmy and other social media and now reddit is just a bunch of bots

Awoo,

A few weeks?

Mate please check my profile. I have been here for 3 fucking years. Lemmy did not magically appear in a few weeks that is incredibly offensive to the sheer amount of work my comrades have put in to make it.

And calling their work “the invisible hand of the market” is also nonsensical. Because the forces driving its creation, and the rest of us communists that support it, are the destruction of the markets. There is not one single jot of profit motive involved in Lemmy. You seem to recognise some of the problems of capitalism but consistently come to incorrect conclusions about everything because you have spent no time whatsoever getting a real political education and understanding the forces at work.

And you fail to ask yourself what happens to your “market forces” alternative to reddit. In any scenario where the market is responsible for replacing reddit the market will also bring it back to exactly the same point of self-destruction through pursuit of capital. You will hurt yourself all over again.

Lucidlethargy,

No, we left Reddit because of what Spez did to it.

Leadership is important when it impacts the bottom. Look at Twitter… That wasn’t capitalism, it was Elon Musk.

I’m not propping up capitalism, I’m just pointing out that bad leaders can easily ruin successful and/or good things.

epicspongee,

No, we left Reddit because of what Spez did to it.

And why did he do that?

son_named_bort, to memes in Desperate to afford food

I like money, that’s the answer.

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