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clubb, to memes in Ronald McDonald's spraying democracy and freedom 🥰
@clubb@lemmy.world avatar

Do you know what genocide is?

BradPittIsGod,

Unfortunately yes. Do you know what a meme is tho?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar
BradPittIsGod,

Who said they’re mine?

MissJinx, to memes in 2024, welcome!
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Dude, I went to deliver the beers for the family new years eve party earlier on the 31st and my SIL mande up a fight about nothing as soon as I walked in and told me I shouldn’t go to the party. I paid for the beer! She kept it all and now my family don’t speak to me because “I wasn’t at the party”. 2024 began with me crying alone at home with no money for pizza because I bought beer for everyone. FML

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You should try to explain to the family why you weren’t there (if they’ll listen)

But honestly if they’re being so petty of you missing 1 party it might be time to look more deeply at the kind of relationships you have with them

Personally I haven’t seen most of my relatives in years due to a great many of them being really shitty people or being complacent when those shittier relatives are being shitty. And it’s been pretty nice how much my stress levels have gone down during the holidays.

Family is the relationship, relatives are blood. Just because someone is related to you doesn’t mean they’re family.

captainjaneway,
@captainjaneway@lemmy.world avatar

What was the fight about

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

The place I put the beers at. I was unloading the car and was putting it on the backyard so I could ask her where would it go.

captainjaneway,
@captainjaneway@lemmy.world avatar

What did she say?

Che_Donkey, (edited )
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

family schmamily. surrounding yourself with people who care about you because they want to and not because they’re family takes time, but in the end you’re worth it.

Veedem, to memes in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)
@Veedem@lemmy.world avatar

By annual ridership, the New York City Subway is the busiest rapid transit system in both the Western Hemisphere and the Western world, as well as the eleventh-busiest rapid transit rail system in the world.[18] The subway carried 1,793,073,000 riders in 2022.[6]: 2 [note 5] On October 29, 2015, more than 6.2 million people rode the subway system, establishing the highest single-day ridership since ridership was regularly monitored in 1985.[20]

The system is also one of the world’s longest. Overall, the system contains 248 miles (399 km) of routes,[10] translating into 665 miles (1,070 km) of revenue track[10] and a total of 850 miles (1,370 km) including non-revenue trackage.[11] Of the system’s 28 routes or “services” (which usually share track or “lines” with other services), 25 pass through Manhattan, the exceptions being the G train, the Franklin Avenue Shuttle, and the Rockaway Park Shuttle.

The NYC system was built a century ago and operates at an astonishing level considering its for one city and is so relatively inexpensive.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_Subway#:~:t….

Enk1,

And this appears to be a shot of a closed station that appears to be lit by flashlight - my guess is someone urbexing an abandoned station. There are quite a few stations in NYC that have been closed in the past century and aren’t well maintained. Some are still passed by active trains even though there’s no longer a stop there.

Haus, to memes in Check mate
@Haus@kbin.social avatar

I wonder if Lorraine is an actual author or someone OP is mad at.

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social avatar

Looks like she's an actual author. Couldn't tell you if OP is mad at them or not though.

kn33, (edited )
BradPittIsGod, (edited )

What. I literally stole this meme and posted it here because I thought it was funny

superduperenigma, (edited ) to memes in New meme format just dropped

New meme format just dropped

-OP while posting a meme format that’s over a decade old

BradPittIsGod,

New meme format just dropped

-OP while posting a meme format that’s over a decade old

And you still commented!

CephalonFaye, to memes in New meme format just dropped

Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think the US gave Israel funds as this meme is implying (other than maybe humanitarian aid). They are willingly selling them weapons though.

fox2263,

So Israel is funding America

db2, to memes in New meme format just dropped

And it’s pretty ignorant. If it were a picture of the white house instead of who’s in it for a couple years then it wouldn’t be so dumb. Better would be a picture of Congress.

Grayox,
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Right?! American foreign policy is pretty much exactly the same regardless of who is in the oval office, well except for 45 who was somehow managed to run foreign policy even worse than the status quo.

AnonStoleMyPants, to memes in Crackhead advent calendar

A Amazon? I am way more triggered about that than I should.

turbowafflz,

I really hope one of the letters is missing for some reason and it’s supposed to say at.

Sallp, (edited )
@Sallp@lemmy.world avatar

It should be, an Amazon pick up, at least.

Catsrules,
poppy,

So it’s supposed to be “Order AT Amazon” so I wonder if it was edited photo or maybe some lockers got damaged and replaced.

redcalcium, to comicstrips in Meet Tom the Dancing Bug's newest character: Mickey Mouse!

mischief maker

No kidding, this mickey fella seems like a dick and animal abusers, and this is actually the censored version too, which means the original is even more brutal (I think they removed the part where mickey kicks the baby pigs).

reev,

He picks up the mother, shakes the babies off, one stays latched on and he kicks him off. Then he plays music on the mother’s teats.

Akasazh, to comicstrips in Science Facts for the Immature: The Ass
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Serious question ignoring the obvious joke:

I know donkeys and mules were used for transport, but with the advent of motorized transport that role is no longer needed.

What work there left for a donkey on a modern farm?

sundray,

There’s not much demand for donkeys and mules on commercial farms. But the U.S. Forest Service employs them on a regular basis.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Thanks for sharing, that’s a sweet story

bionicjoey, to comicstrips in Science Facts for the Immature: The Ass

I’m more of a great tits man myself. Though I do still appreciate a good ass.

cyberic,
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brsrklf,

Personally, I think boobies are pretty cool.

Fredselfish, to comicstrips in "You're a cat."
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

WTF that the name of my cat and same color too.

turbowafflz,

Did someone else name it before you got it? If so it’s probably named after the one in the comics

Fredselfish,
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

You’re right my ex named her before she gave her to me.

balderdash9, to memes in Power abuse of this massive piece of shit jew

Literally spamming with zero context

BigMoe,

Agreed. I asked on a different one of these posts who this is and what he did. Really shouldn’t spam multiple communities with no context)

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simple, to memes in Mod abuser
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Posts like this are so reassuring because it means mods are doing their jobs well :)

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whaleross, to comicstrips in My Dad is Dracula (and a Cubicle)
@whaleross@lemmy.world avatar

Flexible workspaces where nobody has a fixed desk gets reinvented every five-ten years by some manager coaches that charges way too much for lectures and yet there has been exactly zero employees that want to start their every single regular day in the office looking for a vacant anonymous desk a good distance from the microwave, with a working chair and nobody annoying next to them.

Anticorp,

Plus you’re stuck using your stupid laptop keyboard unless you want to lug a keyboard and mouse around. It’s really sucky for people who have carpal tunnel and need special mice and keyboards.

gentooer,

At my job every desk has a docking station with 1 or 2 monitors, a keyboard and a mouse. I actually quite like it. We’ve also got a “quiet office” to get work done and a “loud office” to take calls and stuff. I feel it’s a good solution for companies our size (30-ish people that work from home half of the time).

Anticorp,

Are they mechanical keyboards, with recessed key wells, and ergonomic mice? If not, it still sucks for people with RSI.

Alcatorda,

If you have rsi, please read this: medium.com/…/the-power-of-psychology-my-chronic-p… It may help you. It’s my story of how I got rid of my rsi and it’s worked for people I know as well.

Kichae, (edited )

These days, they’re selling software solutions, not just lectures. Now they get to charge a subscription fee on top of everything else!

I work 2000km away from the office. I’ve been there once. When I walked up to the front door for the first time, after 3 years of working there, I was greeted to a locked door and a sign reminding me to “check in on Envoy”. Apparently, they wanted me to reserve my desk a day in advance, online.

No one had ever bothered to show me what that was, or how to do that, because I, uh, work 2000km away from the office. And I wouldn’t have known which desk was next to the microwave because I, uh, work 2000km away from the office.

Kiwi_Girl,
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Can I ask what your position entailed, such that you could work remotely for 3 years?

jivandabeast,

Can confirm my job at a massive firm is like this, I do lug a keeb and mouse in when i go. But, I pretty much never go in because fuck that and the commute

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