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majestic, to memes in Has anyone notified Elon?
bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar
twoshoes, (edited ) to memes in Has anyone notified Elon?

I work in IT. My boss is by all accounts very competent in both programming and administration, yet all his documentation basically says “remember to set DoTheRightThing=True”

Edit: I just looked up the documentation for an internal service and under “Error recovery” it just says “The output of command xy should make sense”. fml

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

#pragma OccasionallyCrash false

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

Damn, I must’ve been missing this in my code the whole time.

Not even joking, I’ve got a project that crashes the MSVC linker with “Internal compiler error occurred” like 1 out of every 5 builds.

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

Back in the olde days of programming (I'm talking about compilers from the 80s) the coding connoisseur knew that getting a certain error that seemed like nonsense could easily be solved by adding an extra, or removing a remark line from the top of the code and recompiling.

iAvicenna, to memes in Has anyone notified Elon?
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

for the person who wrote that “coding and algorithms” is the same as “magic and alchemy”

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

<span style="color:#323232;">if (launch) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">   landOnMoon()
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>

What’s so hard, Japan?!? Sheesh.

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, the code was executed perfectly. The orientation wasn’t defined!

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

You could even say it self-optimized and saved fuel by not decelerating!

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

I think they call algorithms AI these days. At least I caught one of our VPs saying that a few months ago.

haui_lemmy,

I think the vast majority of people has no idea how coding works, doesnt know what an algorithm does and is oblivious to the fact that AI isnt everything its hyped to be.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I had a manager 10 years ago tell me we should start using these “API” things he had just read about. A conspicuously non-technical manager, obviously.

Ascend910, to linuxmemes in interview on the frontier

Laughs in raspberry pi os

morrowind, to memes in Has anyone notified Elon?
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s all fun and games until you have to implement goingToCrashIntoEachOther()

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

<span style="color:#323232;">void dont() {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    fuckenNoseDiveLmao();
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
lars,

Did a Japanese lunar probe write this?

r00ty, (edited )
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

Well I think goingToCrashIntoEachOther needs to return another drone object. Then don't can take that object. Based on self.serialNo and other.serialNo a mutually beneficial avoiding manoeuvre could be executed.

If you're about to crash into more than one other drone.. Good luck the function specifies "EachOther" meaning just one other drone!

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

this calls for a whiteboard

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

That’s what interns are for.

lobelia581, (edited )

// TODO: needs improvements but works 99% of the time

return false;

ifGoingToCrashDont,

This looks good. PR approved.

ApeNo1,

return (staticCrashCounter++ % 100 == 0 ? true : false);

Scubus,

To improve that, you could get rid of the comment to save space.

kittenzrulz123, to linuxmemes in interview on the frontier

laughs in Debian

spez, to linuxmemes in interview on the frontier

I update like 3 times a day on fedora. Does this count as ‘rolling release’?

Lime66,

Technically it’s semi rolling. Desktops are frozen but other stuff is not

spez,

not the spins though (at least no KDE.)

random_character_a, to lemmyshitpost in Everything I hate in one pic
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve seen this picture many times, but this is the first time I noticed the moon.

lars,

Yeah I hate those fuckers too

mvirts, to lemmyshitpost in Everything I hate in one pic

Same

Grass, to lemmyshitpost in Everything I hate in one pic

Haha I get it, it’s because everything you hate is on earth, and the moon, and whatever Saturn’s rings are made of. Genius rotflmao.

Jakdracula, to lemmyshitpost in Everything I hate in one pic
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every “superstar,” every “supreme leader,” every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.

The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.

It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we’ve ever known.

mariusafa,

Carl Sagan facts.

chaotic_altruist,

Woah, you sound higher than I am!

… But honestly, cool insights, thanks

Tikiporch,

If you like that, then you should search for other Carl Sagan writing and videos. Cosmos is a good start.

mojofrododojo,

Look at that dot.

Every asshole you ever knew is there. Every corrupt politician stealing food from the needy is there. Every child molester, every rapist you ever read about. Every war criminal ever identified is right fucking there.

Honestly, all the good stuff is too, but damn… maybe we should just do the universe a favor before all those fuckwits escape and pollute the cosmos.

0x4E4F, to lemmyshitpost in Everything I hate in one pic

You hate the rings as well?

lars,
jabathekek, to lemmyshitpost in Everything I hate in one pic
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

Fucking belters.

fedev, to linuxmemes in interview on the frontier

Keep it rolling!

user224, to linuxmemes in interview on the frontier
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I haven’t updated my Manjaro install for past 2 months. Things are going to be crazy.

olutukko,

That’s how I broke my manjaro on 2 PCs at once :D now I’m going to update my fedora for the first time in like 3 months and see what happens

deliriousn0mad,

I broke it the same way years ago! And now I haven’t updated openSUSE Tumbleweed in 4 months and I know I won’t have any issues when I do, there’s no rush!

prunerye,

I haven’t updated my Arch install for almost 2 months. Things are going to be… seemless, probably. I do this all the time. It never breaks.

devfuuu,

The worst I did, a computer without turning it on and not being updated for 2 years. Long long ago. I think I even got a huge change, don’t remember if it was a big kernel version or the change to systemd. It basically just worked and there was a single thing I had to do that was in the news page.

Arch works fine for those who know how to read.

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I just updated. No issues this time. I just had to re-compile dump1090 and WSJT-X, but that’s expected. Dependencies.

richardisaguy, (edited )
@richardisaguy@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t updated my manjaro install for 35 seconds. Things are going to be crazy.

./s

platypus_plumba,

It’s crazy hearing all the Windows hate but then hearing this.

This is why I prefer friendly and stable distros, I don’t have time to fix Linux every month.

poinck,

I haven’t updated my Gebtoo install for past 6 months. Things are going to take a bit longer then usual.

But since there are binaries available now, it may go faster.

NOPper,

I keep meaning to set up timemachine but just roll the dice every few weeks. I think it bit me once and it was only for the weirdo wifi driver I needed and installed the lazy way.

The blog is probably smart to check if you see anything weird in pamac but otherwise I’ve either been very lucky or things have been pretty stable.

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