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random_character_a, 5 months ago

Thats a take away box. You’re safely at home and not in a public place, soon to be beaten to death.

random_character_a, 5 months ago

Take my money!

random_character_a, 5 months ago

You don’t need to be in IT, you just need boomer parents.

random_character_a, 5 months ago

If the day comes that you have deal with your personal matters or bank business through those services, I’ll put a bullet through my brain.

random_character_a, 5 months ago

This and I’d like to see a slight incline on the toilet seat towards the backrest.

Seat better be heated.

random_character_a, 5 months ago

I got the impression he wants to try one.

random_character_a, 5 months ago

Maybe it cracks if not well oiled?

random_character_a, 5 months ago

How about column C? Tylen ang Iggy had a child and the child went full Joker, with Tim Burton style toxic waste acid bath.

random_character_a, 5 months ago

Lovers in Dangerous Spacetime

random_character_a, 5 months ago

Keep yourself hydrated.

random_character_a, 5 months ago

People usually worry because “Can you do something about it -> Yes” involves something unpleasant or work intensive stuff with strict time limit.

random_character_a, 5 months ago

Yes, I’m lazy and surrounded by even lazier deadbeats.

random_character_a, 5 months ago

“Your hand smells like greasy poo-poo”

-Cat

random_character_a, 6 months ago

Those people would just eat the note, complain there was no beer with it and tell me that I’m a dumbass.

random_character_a, 6 months ago

Random mutations are the least potent source of change in evolutionary mechanisms. So much so that some experts don’t even consider them as one.

Reinforcement of already existing traits through variation between individuals under environmental preasure is the main mechanism. (i.e. when food sources are high, individuals with longest reach are the fittest).

random_character_a, 6 months ago

There is natural variation between individuals.

random_character_a, 6 months ago

Although my country has very strict demands on tap water quality, my wife worked at a local water department and I know what kind of fuck-ups are working there, so I’m gonna pass.

random_character_a, 6 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

We only boil tap water when there is somekind of technical emergency and there is a chance that water quality is compromised.

Normally we drink directly from the tap. National limit for maximum bacterial spore count is 100x less than international limit for bottled water.

With some exeptions tap water is in most places pumped ground water.

random_character_a, 6 months ago

…six feet under, live and dead at the same time.

random_character_a, 6 months ago

I’m from Finland and we basicly have same customs as Sweden, but I’m still very confused.

random_character_a, 6 months ago

Without the text I would have guessed that it’s a somekind of sextoy that I don’t understand.

random_character_a, 6 months ago

On a universal scale you are quite close the same size.

It could be the next Messiah before the end of days. God just wasn’t so picky on the smallest decimals

random_character_a, 6 months ago

“I need to use your toilet!”

“…and if you don’t allow me to use your employee toilet and direct me to the public toilet next to the store I’ll flip my shit and start kicking the door.”

random_character_a, 6 months ago

This particularly store was in a shopping mall and the toilet was a shopping malls free public toilet.

…and we don’t have homeless.

random_character_a, 6 months ago

No it just means that the fittest also like to breed