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beebers, to memes in Surviving the nightmare
@beebers@lemmy.world avatar

I usually say, “Living the dream, and it’s a nightmare”

bus_factor, to lemmyshitpost in Hop in, boys, we're going on a roadtrip.

Fun fact: Poo Poo Point is not named after poop, the natives named it after the sound a train makes.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

And Pee Pee Creek is apparently named after Paul Paine, a pioneer settler who added his initials to a tree which stood along its banks.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pee_Pee_Creek

StrongHorseWeakNeigh, to lemmyshitpost in Hop in, boys, we're going on a roadtrip.

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    citrusface,

    Celery.

    MacNCheezus, (edited )
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Tendies for me

    HiddenLayer5, to lemmyshitpost in Stop pussyfooting around that gaspedal!
    @HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

    Why survive like a Ferengi when you can die like a Klingon warrior?

    DavidGarcia, to memes in Surviving the nightmare

    As I navigate through an existence riddled with unceasing horrors, each moment a reflection of life’s harsh trials, my inner strength shines through. This journey, fraught with relentless challenges, becomes a testament to my enduring spirit, unwavering in the face of adversity.

    NegativeInf,

    ChatGPT ate a thesaurus and crapped this out.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
    I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothin’ left
    ‘Cause I’ve been blastin’ and laughin’ so long that
    Even my momma thinks that my mind is gone
    But I ain’t never crossed a man that didn’t deserve it
    Me be treated like a punk, you know that’s unheard of
    You better watch how ya talkin’ and where you walkin’
    Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
    I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc
    As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
    I’m the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
    On my knees in the night, sayin’ prayers in the streetlight

    sagrotan, (edited ) to memes in Send help pls
    @sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvrZJ5C_Nwg&t=2m23s

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Yeah, I need some Sagrotan for my ears and eyeballs after watching that.

    blanketswithsmallpox, to memes in Surviving the nightmare

    Oh God I thought Living the Dream was only super popular in my workplace with the boomers.

    It just goes through phases too. One month it’s all you hear. You think it goes away then two months later…

    here we go again.jpg

    nonfuinoncuro,

    sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.gif

    kaboom36, to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

    Well there is an image there, its just encoded into base64 text

    nova_ad_vitum, to lemmyshitpost in Stop pussyfooting around that gaspedal!

    I immediately thought this would be better with Clarkson’s face on it, and sure enough the creator had already realized that.

    theyoyomaster, to lemmyshitpost in Stop pussyfooting around that gaspedal!

    Now THIS is a shitpost!!

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    I aim to please.

    FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    JhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJ hZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJh ZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZ JhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJ…

    The Aristocrats!

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    It’s funnier in binary.

    ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

    I prefer hexadecimal. The encoded data in its entirety is

    
<span style="color:#323232;">89 50 4E 47 0D 0A 1A 0A 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">00 00 00 0D 49 48 44 52 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">00 00 01 2C 00 00 01 2C 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">08 06 00 00 00 B9 B4 AC 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">33 00 00 01 A4 49 44 41 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">54 78 9C ED DD 41 8E 83 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">40 10 85 E1 7F 7F E4 B2 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">72 25 92 61 64 98 59 26 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">16 49 85 92 61 64 98 59 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">26 16 49 85 92 61 64 98 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">59 26 16 49 85 92 61 64 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">98 59 26 16 49 85 92 61 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">64 98 59 26 16 49 85 92 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">85 92 61 64 98 59 26 16 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">49 85 92 61 64 98 59 26 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">16 49 85 92 61 64 98 59 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">26 16 49 85 92 61 64 98 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">59 26 16 49 85 92 61 64 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">98 59 26 16 49 85 92 61 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">64 98 59 26 16 49 85 92 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">85 92 61 64 98 59 26 16 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">49 85 92 61 64 98 59 26 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">16 49 85 92 61 64 98 59 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">26 16 49 85 92 61 64 98 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">59 26 16 49 85 92 61 64 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">98 59 26 1(abrupt end at 4 bits of last byte)
</span>

    We can analyze the PNG file header. Surprisingly, some of it makes sense.

    
<span style="color:#323232;">89 50 4E 47 0D 0A 1A 0A //PNG signature (0x89 P N G 0xD 0xA 0x1A 0xA)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">00 00 00 0D // Start of chunk with data length 13 bytes
</span><span style="color:#323232;">49 48 44 52 // Type of chunk: IHDR (image header)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">00 00 01 2C // Width: 300 px
</span><span style="color:#323232;">00 00 01 2C // Height: 300 px 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">08 // Bits per color channel: 8 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">06 // Color format: 6 (RGBA)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">00 // Compression method: 0 (DEFLATE)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">00 // Filter method: 0 (Adaptive)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">00 // Interlace method: 0 (None)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">B9 B4 AC 33 // CRC-32 of chunk (invalid, should be 79 7D 8E 75)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">00 00 01 A4 // Start of chunk with data length 420 bytes
</span><span style="color:#323232;">49 44 41 54 // Type of chunk: IDAT (image data)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">78 9C ED DD 41 8E 83 40 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">10 85 E1 7F 7F E4 B2 72 25 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
</span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 1
</span><span style="color:#323232;">// 194.5 of the expected 420 data bytes, invalid when attempting to deflate
</span><span style="color:#323232;">// the deflate algorithm needs a Huffman tree but an unfull one is presented
</span>

    Credits to the PNG chunk inspector at nayuki.io

    You may try to figure out if the header checksum was stolen from elsewhere and corresponds to another common image size but I cannot be bothered. The data could be subjected to forensic analysis but we only really have 21 unique bytes, the rest is likely nonsense because data encoded by the DEFLATE algorithm is unlikely to be so repetitive. Also, the image in total will likely have just 481 bytes (8+(8+13+4)+(8+420+4)+16), as a less-than-65535-byte IDAT chunk tends to be the last one before a 16-byte trailer. There are very few 300x300 PNGs of such small size we could call memes, most of it will have to be just solid color. Example of a 256x256 map tile you can store in around that size (467 B):
    OSM tile for Crozet Islands at around 1:10 000 000 scale, the archipelago the area of Malta is represented by about 10 white pixels with the exclusive economic zone circles of radius 5 px around the islands
    (And this one is pre-optimized, using an indexed palette of just 13 distinct RGB colors as opposed to the full RGBA gamut!)

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Would be funnier if the 11th byte was d0 instead of 00.

    ChaoticNeutralCzech,

    ZJh (base64) in binary is 011001 001001 100001

    ChaoticNeutralCzech,

    I cannot stop laughing. Peak comedy.

    Bombastic, to lemmyshitpost in Stop pussyfooting around that gaspedal!

    Hammoooond!! You blithering idiot!

    Crafter72,
    @Crafter72@lemmy.world avatar

    Text that you can hear.

    tobbue, to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

    Ask if it wants to hear the best joke in the world. Then tell it: “Der Mann, zwei Pandas, plitsch platsch, dreizehn, Sand, Augen zu bumm!”

    It will die of laughter.

    Monkeyhog, to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

    I’m certain this is absolutely hilarious in robot, you’re just too fleshy and inefficient to understand.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    As a non robot and definitely a human person who is of the homo sapiens species, I can tell you that this humorous meme is quite hilarious to those of us who have soft bodies and are not made of any mechanical parts whatsoever. I suspect suspect suspect suspect you of being a robot in disguise! Everyone get them!

    superbirra, to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

    it’s meta and some assembly is required: the meme is the broken response so you can screenshot it and post on lemmy

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    I know how to recycle my trash

    superbirra,

    much appreciated!

    EvokerKing,

    The response isn’t even broken. It’s not finished. It gives responses in markdown, same as Lemmy. That is the syntax for a picture embed, it’s just still typing the rest and it doesn’t show it until it’s finished typing.

    ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

    I analyzed it in another comment: the header says the image is 300x300px 8-bit RGBA but the data is invalid. Most viewers will notice that and show an error.

    However, the syntax it used for embedding images is valid, as data:image/png;base64, is the start of a valid image URL and you can use it like other image URLs in supported Markdown interpretors.

    Example, using the 103-byte Google Maps’ sea tiles, and a 178-byte GIF:

    
<span style="color:#323232;">![Google Maps sea map tile](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAQAAAAEAAQMAAABmvDolAAAAA1BMVEW10NBjBBbqAAAAH0lEQVRoge3BAQ0AAADCoPdPbQ43oAAAAAAAAAAAvg0hAAABmmDh1QAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">![wink.gif](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhDwAVAKIEAAAAAP//AP//3v///wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH/C05FVFNDQVBFMi4wAwEAAAAh+QQFlgAEACwAAAAADwAVAAADSUiq0L2QtEDpg6Bqu/LeAGN5wVRKlVmS6qe17hiDHvlyNciho5N2sxDGtoIMBgyH8Kg4IiMEZ1NKlUarSOdTe81arZHvE3olJAAAIfkEBR4ABAAsCAAEAAQABQAAAwYIGtz+ASQAOw==)
</span>

    renders as

    Google Maps sea map tile wink.gif

    Works in the default web interface

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