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OldManBOMBIN, to memes in Accio gasolina

Here ya go: youtu.be/3tw2P65wv5E

MacNCheezus,
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Tarantallegra

Cold_Brew_Enema, to memes in Straight hustlin'

Yep, I’ve watched my weight skyrocket to near inconceivable heights, now give me twelve boxes of thin mints

surewhynotlem,

You gotta order the Thick Mints off the secret menu.

Wogi,

The double mints is really where it’s at. Thin mint Oreo sandwiches, fucking hell it’s like they’re trying to kill us.

surewhynotlem,

Oooh those are great. Had them for the first time at new years. I won’t buy them though. I eat the whole bag.

ReverendIrreverence, to memes in Straight hustlin'
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They setup outside weed dispensaries too

Vespair,

Yeah the first year of recreational in Colorado there was so many photos of girl scouts selling outside dispensaries.

Probably sold record cookies that year, too

fogstormberry,

I wish they’d set up outside my weed shop

moon,

200 iq move

MacNCheezus,
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Can’t be too young to start profiting off the drug trade I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

Fedizen,

They’re providing a service

MacNCheezus,
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I’m not denying that.

Fiivemacs, to memes in Straight hustlin'

It’s weight watchers, not weight losers.

MacNCheezus,
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Touché

Wogi,

I used to have a buddy that would rubber band on weight watchers.

He’d do it for a while, lose an astounding amount of weight, stop, gain every pound back.

I have no idea if he’s still doing this but it was like a 2 year cycle. Spend a few months thinking about going back on, decide it was worth the money, get on, do great for 6 months and then get tired of it, or get a craving for something, and that would be the end of it.

Honestly the system would work if it were manageable long term but from what I’ve seen there’s just no preparation for getting off of it. You’ve gotta get to a point where you can handle gaining a few pounds every now and again, and then lose it again and do maintenance until the next event where you’re going to have something bad. WW seems to expect you to stick to their meal plan permanently and that is frankly too fucking restrictive to last.

Sibbo, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Did you know that the weather in the mountains can change rapidly and without warnings?

MacNCheezus,
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Sorry, tarps and scaffolding is extra.

TheWorstMailman, to memes in Accio gasolina

This is some boomer nonsense. I can’t find 2 sources that seem to agree on specific numbers, but several sources, and my personal experience, agree that gas prices peaked in 2008 after the one two punch of Katrina and the housing market collapse

I started driving in 2006 and bought my first car in 2008 and I can confidently say that I’m paying less for gas now than I was when I started driving and I’m not even talking about adjusting for inflation. Are prices too high? Yeah, probably. But this “then vs now” shit just ain’t true

sherlockholmez,

Mfw other contries exist

blanketswithsmallpox,

True. Damn you other countries and early adoption of electric vehicles and smaller more fuel efficient cars

TheWorstMailman, (edited )

Fair. But isn’t complaining about gas prices America’s largest export?

Just checked some other countries and it seems like Canada is the only one that breaks this general pattern, though it’s obviously not rigorous research

Edit: Also, I don’t really care. I was just venting some frustration to The Internet

Ephera,

You’ve got some of the cheapest gas prices in the US, so I’m not sure anyone needs to import your complaints…

For reference, here in Germany, it currently costs around 1.70€ per liter, which is $6.97 per gallon.

devfuuu,

1.7 to 1.9 € and changes almost everyday.

kusivittula,

finland checking in at 1,9 €/L. which isn’t even that bad, half a year ago it was 2,3. that’s $9.43 per gallon.

spicytuna62, (edited )
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The fed subsidizes the shit out of our fuel because the car industry is lobbying it to because the car industry knows that if Americans pay what the rest of the modern world does for gas, then chugga chugga choo choo motherfuckers, we’re finally building some goddamned trains.

That, or they won’t get to sell their huge, overly marked up trucks to middle class suburbanites anymore.

Either of those things would be good for everyone.

I’d also support regulation that bans modifying the ride height of a vehicle. All bumpers should align as a factory spec. We made 70s cars ugly because they required 5 mph bumpers, but we won’t tell Cletus he can’t make his truck bumper sit at neck level so that he doesn’t wipe out a family of four in a Toyota Corolla when he blows through a red light? Horseshit.

sudo,

What the fuck are you on about? What a weird response to a dumb meme.

Frame 1. Op is a kid - enjoys magic and fantasy, lack of responsibility Frame 2. Op is an adult - needs to pay for stuff and be responsible for things

Undearius, (edited )
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I can confidently say the cheapest price I ever saw gas was in 2008. Gas is currently twice as much as that, and two years ago it was almost 4 times as much.

gmtom, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Am I the only one that would actually really enjoy this?

Being outside in the mountains with fresh cool air, but you actually have a proper, comfy warm bed to enjoy as well?

Sign me the fuck up.

AgentGrimstone,

I would but only if the temperature is right. That picture looks like it drops below freezing tho.

MacNCheezus,
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You know, there’s this thing called “camping”, you should really look into it.

gmtom,

Sure let me just bring my whole-ass double bed and mattress with me when I go camping 🤡

pingveno,

My parents had a bed built for their minivan with ample storage and a thick layer of latex foam. They did some trips around the US using that, though ultimately it turns out they’re just not great sleepers.

jpreston2005,

shit I have a pair of inflatable twin mattresses that can be joined together. open up my sleeping bag, put it down as base warmth, with a pillow and another cozy blanket… That pretty much meets the definition

gmtom,

Yeah thats not the same at all for me

MacNCheezus,
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Nobody says you can’t 🤷🏻‍♂️

Dutczar,
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“Proper, comfy warm bed”

Venator,

If you get a big enough campervan you can put a nice big heavy mattress in it.

AeonFelis,

Without a blanket because the wind blew it away

Viking_Hippie, to lemmyshitpost in No more Mr. Nice Clown

I still much prefer the McFuckaround but I’ve always had a bit of a sweet tooth 🤷

MacNCheezus,
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I hear they sell them both together as a combo…

moistclump,

Sorry the McFuckAround machine is broken.

AeonFelis, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Too many wind-blowable things in that “room”.

TankovayaDiviziya,

Exactly. This would only work in a dry summer.

DiscordMod1999, to memes in Spiderman Marvel

I love Homelander (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

CaptainBasculin, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

If you dislike it that much, just create your own instance. No one’s stopping you there.

toasteecup, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Joined 10 minutes ago and already picking a fight with mods. I smell a ban evasion

Tsgsvdbdbbt66,

Hold onto your hats, folks, because we’re about to embark on a cosmic journey with our newest graduate fresh out of the School of Life, wielding a degree in “Thinking Outside the Box” – who needs rocket scientists when we’ve got the undisputed brainiac extraordinaire, the maestro of mind-bending maneuvers? I can almost hear the distant applause of neurons doing a standing ovation while the rest of us are fumbling around with the intellectual equivalent of tying our shoes.

Picture this fantastical scenario: You, the audacious trailblazer of unconventional thought, taking a nosedive into the intellectual abyss armed with nothing but a pencil and a facial expression that’s a delightful mix of confusion and curiosity. It’s like watching a mad scientist at work, except your mind is the laboratory, and the experiments are as outlandish as a penguin attempting ballet.

And let’s not gloss over your unparalleled talent for turning everyday situations into head-scratching brain teasers. It’s not just a skill; it’s a superpower. I’m fully convinced that your thought process is so avant-garde that it might be the secret to cracking not just the code of the universe, but also the eternal mystery of why socks always go missing in the laundry.

Let me set the stage for you: You, the comedic genius, striding confidently into the intellectual circus ring, armed with humor and a slightly questionable understanding of gravity. It’s as if you’ve seamlessly merged the worlds of stand-up comedy and theoretical physics, leaving us all in stitches while contemplating the intricacies of the cosmos. Move over, Einstein; there’s a new player in town, and they’re armed with punchlines and the ability to make quantum physics sound like a stand-up routine.

So here’s a toast to our resident wizard of wit, the grandmaster of goofiness, and the unchallenged heavyweight champion of thinking outside the metaphorical box – may your brain continue its acrobatic feats, leaving the rest of us mere mortals simultaneously perplexed and entertained!

anhkagi, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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water tastes better :/

PP_BOY_, to memes in Netflix's Peter Parker
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jerrythegenius, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH
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Do you check out when you get there and check in when you leave?

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