Sibbo,

Did you know that the weather in the mountains can change rapidly and without warnings?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Sorry, tarps and scaffolding is extra.

gmtom,

Am I the only one that would actually really enjoy this?

Being outside in the mountains with fresh cool air, but you actually have a proper, comfy warm bed to enjoy as well?

Sign me the fuck up.

AgentGrimstone,

I would but only if the temperature is right. That picture looks like it drops below freezing tho.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You know, there’s this thing called “camping”, you should really look into it.

gmtom,

Sure let me just bring my whole-ass double bed and mattress with me when I go camping 🤡

pingveno,

My parents had a bed built for their minivan with ample storage and a thick layer of latex foam. They did some trips around the US using that, though ultimately it turns out they’re just not great sleepers.

jpreston2005,

shit I have a pair of inflatable twin mattresses that can be joined together. open up my sleeping bag, put it down as base warmth, with a pillow and another cozy blanket… That pretty much meets the definition

gmtom,

Yeah thats not the same at all for me

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Nobody says you can’t 🤷🏻‍♂️

Dutczar,
@Dutczar@sopuli.xyz avatar

“Proper, comfy warm bed”

Venator,

If you get a big enough campervan you can put a nice big heavy mattress in it.

AeonFelis,

Without a blanket because the wind blew it away

AeonFelis,

Too many wind-blowable things in that “room”.

TankovayaDiviziya,

Exactly. This would only work in a dry summer.

jerrythegenius,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

Do you check out when you get there and check in when you leave?

flop_leash_973,

Hope the weather forecasts around there are very accurate.

knorke3,

This hotel Switzerland
famous you sleep located
rooms with mountains
no walls,

also: is for which let in the in

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Advanced level “don’t dead, open inside”

FoxFairline,
@FoxFairline@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That was a joke Art installation AFAIK a decade back.

iso,

Swiss here, no it isn’t. Here’s a (german) overview of a few “openair hotels”: stilpalast.ch/…/schlafen-unter-freiem-himmel-7144

nigh7y,

So… you get room service? Like… how far do these workers stay from these rooms? Can they see you pee and take a dump? Where do you clean yourself? Do you get a refund if it rains? Is a simple hotel room somewhere nearby cheaper than this gourmet outdoor experience?

So many questions…

NigelFrobisher,

You wouldn’t even get the bed for a million pounds in central London.

CaptnNMorgan, (edited )

This would only be cool if you’re somehow guaranteed zero people/predators or cameras in a large enough radius that you won’t ever be seen or attacked by an animal. Fucking under the stars on a real bed sounds pretty cool. But there is a building in the background. I would be too paranoid that someone is watching with a telescope

baatliwala,

Forget zero people/predators, I need a guarantee for zero mosquitoes and flies

gmtom,

Yes all those natural predators in Switzerland you need to watch out for.

CaptnNMorgan,

According to Google they have wolves and bears. What more do you want?

gmtom,

I would trust everything you read on Google. While Switzerland probably does have some wolves and bears realistically you’re never going to encounter one.

Aurenkin,

There’s a solid foundation for this idea but I still don’t see it putting a roof over my head to be honest.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Sleeping outdoor without shelter > camping > glamping > glamping outdoor without shelter

Whew, we’ve come quite far.

cmgvd3lw,

If you ever slept outside, you know how good it can be. Fresh air, cold winds. Only and only if nothing goes wrong.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

*If and only if

M500,

There was this bamboo treehouse that my wife and I slept in on a vacation. It was really nice and relaxing. We plan to go back soon.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Fresh air, cold winds, and hypothermia.

someguy3,

Good luck in the rain!

Have we seriously forgotten how shelter works?

Tristaniopsis,

Do you like pina coladas?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Pfft, shelter? That’s for poor people!

tubaruco,

houses? thats for homeless pe-

wait, something feels wrong

Neato,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

That’s camping with all the shitty parts and a really nice cot.

Wind, rain, dust, falling shit, bugs, animals, etc. You can get a similar atmosphere by having a tent and opening the vent flaps. Or like, sleeping under a tarp to mitigate rain if you really want that outdoorsy feel. I knew a guy who slept in a hammock on nice nights but I fear the skeeters.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That’s camping with all the shitty parts and a really nice cot.

That is indeed the joke.

ItDoBeHowItDoBe,

There are nice bug nets made specifically to fit around hammocks. You see the sky and not be eaten alive.

tissek,

Some hammocks even have the bug net built in creating a nice bugfree cocoon.

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

virgin “outdooor hotel” fan vs chad homelessness enjoyer

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Man, you gotta be a true chad in order to enjoy homelessness

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