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driving_crooner, to science_memes in 𓍊𓋼😿𓋼𓍊
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Bacteria be like: 🦠🦠🦠

1847953620, (edited )

True.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

That’s so accurate.

angrystego,

Beat me to it!

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

This meme so old already evolved to consume micro plastics.

BroBot9000, to science_memes in Patchyrogan vs. Patchyjones, tonight at 8. PPV Prime Time. Cage Match!!
@BroBot9000@lemmy.world avatar

They do. It’s called football. Most players need to use helmets due to their inferior non bald heads.

lowleveldata,

Finally. A sport I born to play.

ladicius,

Finally. A sport I born to play.

Already having strokes from the head injuries?

Get well soon. Or at all.

JamesConeZone, to science_memes in Oopsie!
@JamesConeZone@hexbear.net avatar

But this would actually work on me tho

Pyr_Pressure, to science_memes in 𓍊𓋼😿𓋼𓍊

Wouldn’t fungi all die out if it weren’t for plants and bacteria? They’re parasitic and feed on dead things no?

IDontHavePantsOn,

That’s all of life…

Pyr_Pressure,

Not plants and bacteria, many of them can survive off sunlight and minerals broken down from stones, such as lichen. Although I guess lichen is a combination of plants, bacteria and fungi

IDontHavePantsOn,

Sure.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

I’m afraid I only eat alive food it’s important for my internal vibration and helps me meditate more intensively to find my true self.

Jazsta,

Some are parasitic, most are saprophytic (decomposers/recyclers), others are symbiotic and exchange nutrients with trees

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

plants and bacteria would struggle without animals and fungi as well, everything depends on like literally the entire earth’s ecosystems to survive to some degree.

like fungi recycle dead things into an absurd amount of nutrients, without them trees especially would barely break down and just stick around until very very eventually they turn into coal.

Pyr_Pressure,

Yes they would struggle, but eventually they would adapt.

If everything but plants disappeared tomorrow, many plants would die but some would survive and adapt.

If everything but fungi disappeared tomorrow, they would all die out.

Same with animals.

Bacteria would survive like plants would, with most of them dying but many surviving and adapting.

TheKingBee,
@TheKingBee@lemmy.world avatar

like fungi recycle dead things into an absurd amount of nutrients, without them trees especially would barely break down and just stick around until very very eventually they turn into coal.

this is just such a cool thing to think about, there was a time when there were just dead trees everywhere in forests, like just laying there being logs or whatever, just piles and piles of dead trees and that’s where coal comes from.

The people mining and dying and polluting the planet just digging out piles of dead trees.

Just like what? I get it, but what?

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

broke: digging up dead trees
woke: growing new trees

angrystego,

Cyanobacteria would be perfectly alright.

Draconic_NEO, to science_memes in wave em like you just don't care
@Draconic_NEO@mander.xyz avatar

It’s a similar story with Fungi since mushrooms are the reproductive part of them.

RIP_Cheems, (edited ) to science_memes in your time has come, mortal
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

NO, I DONT WANT TO KILL MYSELF

tun, to science_memes in logarithms

Programmer: why log the emoji?

Mathematics teacher: you dumbass!

Grownbravy, to science_memes in I dunno, still might be aliens with this one.
@Grownbravy@hexbear.net avatar

How it looks: This creature would use it’s oversized teeth to impale it’s prey and it’s massive muscles gives it a crushing bite.

The truth: I eata da plant

Collatz_problem,

The truth: I eata da plant and also indiscriminately murder everyone who comes too close.

lol3droflxp,
@lol3droflxp@kbin.social avatar

And then eat the meat sometimes

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

They only eat meat that’s already been killed – the perfect flexitarians

sukhmel,

But since they indiscriminately kill whatever is close enough, they may supply themselves with said “meat that’s already been killed”

Aurenkin, to science_memes in logarithms

Lolgarithm

Ubettawerk, to science_memes in logarithms

Lmao that’s clever

Artyom, (edited ) to science_memes in It's ok R, we still love you for diagrams.

I considered looking at R once. As a data scientist and an experienced Python user, maybe I’ll see something useful. Then I learned that R uses <- for variable assignment and = for equality evaluation, and I stopped learning because I would make that mistake if I learned to switch back and forth for the rest of my life.

ergotamin,

You can also use = to assign variables in R it’s just not good practice

ArbitraryValue, (edited ) to science_memes in Pretty interesting, huh?

The PETM wasn’t so bad, and neither was the Cretaceous hothouse Earth. Paleontology gives me the perspective needed to know that we’re not all going to die even in the worst-case scenario.

bdkmshr,

We are going mad max style

Yawweee877h444,

We may revert back to monke though.

Jokes aside, no way do I want to live through a “worst case scenario” or anything even close to it.

IAmHisBiggestSpoon,

Just the poorest and most vulnerable amongst us, who happens to be contributing the least to the cause.

Daxtron2,

Yeah I’m sure the rich and powerful will be a-ok in their bunkers while the rest of us burn, drown, and fight over the last remaining resources.

ArbitraryValue,

Bunkers? Burn? The air will still be breathable and the temperature will still be within the livable range. Global warming is a big problem, but it isn’t going to turn the planet into an uninhabitable wasteland, just as it didn’t during the multiple times in the past when it happened naturally.

Daxtron2,

Well the increased wildfires will certainly burn you.

Knusper,

We’re already seeing an increase in natural disasters, with various areas experiencing floods, draughts or wildfires that didn’t use to have them.
This alone leads to political conflicts in those areas, but also leads to mass emigrations, ultimately causing the political egoists right in unaffected areas being strengthened, which could at its worst lead to another Nazi uprising, world war etc…

I do also think that humanity as a whole will survive (that is, if we don’t obliterate the ecosystems sustaining our lives, like e.g. pollinators). But our current life style of 8 billion people across all areas of Earth may not be sustainable anymore, which does mean the more privileged will be fine, others not.

sirico, to science_memes in wave em like you just don't care
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

No one tell mum what musk is

ergotamin, to science_memes in It's ok R, we still love you for diagrams.

I feel like some people are using python just so they can say that they use python

GBU_28,

It’s more because when ds has to hand over their work to the eng team the eng team doesn’t want to fuck with r

Knusper,

Trust me, the eng team doesn’t want to fuck with Python either.

GBU_28, (edited )

Meh lots of python stacks out there now, especially data pipes.

then typescript front ends.

Point is no one wants to support r in production

GBU_28, to science_memes in I am so connected to the earth rn.

Look at the fuckin stamens on that beautiful bastard

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