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NESSI3, to twoxchromosomes in we persist.

I really like the attitude but it lacks conciseness.

MrPloppy, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY

Just a little sip.

crsu, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY

Big geology? You mean Dominos pizza?

ornery_chemist, to science_memes in postdocs

*dedicated gcms technician

xantoxis, (edited ) to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY

Why is this forbes article written like the author’s brother-in-law suggested lava as a cure for covid and he rolled his eyes and went “Now I gotta debunk THIS shit.”

Maoo, to science_memes in mentally unbalanced behaviour
@Maoo@hexbear.net avatar

There is no way those tubes are balanced step away from the centrifuge

emergencyfood,

They are, actually. Assuming opposite pairs / triples have the same amount of liquid.

Imgonnatrythis, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY

Fuck it’s hard to keep up with modern medicine. Here I am like a fool still drinking bleach.

hitmyspot,

Why are you still drinking it?.did you not shine a light up your bum? It should be one and done treatment, not ongoing. Do you even do your own research?

Imgonnatrythis,

My research confirms my hypothesis 100% of the time (if your doesn’t, you aint researching hard enough) and if 5g is still out there you should still drink the bleach.

Hatandwatch, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY
@Hatandwatch@hexbear.net avatar

I will take a bottle of fresh organic mineral lava!

jaschen, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY

https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/b2090b6c-0e77-419f-be41-b2e2e5bf1504.webp

Looks like the Pompeiians figured it out before we all did.

LeninsBeard, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY

Next they’re gonna tell me to stop throwing my used car batteries in the ocean

1984

mkhopper, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY
@mkhopper@lemmy.world avatar

You can’t drink lava from plastic glasses.

Kase,

You can’t stop me from trying

Imgonnatrythis,

Plastic is bad for the environment and our bodies anyway.

gearheart, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY

I thought the media said to drink chlorine to fight coronavirus. 😅

gibmiser, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY

They don’t want you to know it works, but I’ve been microdosing lava for years now. Now everything tastes the same and I can fly.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

How are your shits?

gibmiser,

Well… turns out tiny shards of volcanic rock are sharp enough to make surgical scalpels. So, colorful.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Well, I’m convinced.

FreshLight, (edited ) to science_memes in mentally unbalanced behaviour

I disagree. A real mad scientist is still a human and not a centrifuge

nailbar,

He turned himself into a centrifuge in a mad science experiment!

puchaczyk, (edited ) to science_memes in mentally unbalanced behaviour

For those who are curious it’s properly balanced. There are 24 slots available. Pairs: 1-13, 2-14, 6-18, 9-21, 10-22 Triple: 8-16-24 All pairs and triples have their centers of mass on the rotation axis.

meyotch, (edited )

This person centrifuges!

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

THANK GOD. I WAS SO WORRIED!!!

GraniteM,

What do you do if there’s a prime number of test tubes, like the thirteen in the picture?

threelonmusketeers, (edited )

For a 24-slot centrifuge, 5 pairs and 1 triple will balance 13 tubes, as is described in the comment you replied to.

Here’s a video that also explains it: The Centrifuge Problem - Numberphile

lseif,

drink one

dingus, (edited )

If you don’t want to figure out some awkward balancing techniques, you can just use a balance tube. Fill a tube with water to a similar height of the tube it opposes.

veroxii,

They just explained it. If you have 3 you put them on 8-16-24. Everything else will be pairs which you put across from each other.

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