BIG GEOLOGY

MrPloppy, Just a little sip.
crsu, Big geology? You mean Dominos pizza?
xantoxis, (edited ) Why is this forbes article written like the author’s brother-in-law suggested lava as a cure for covid and he rolled his eyes and went “Now I gotta debunk THIS shit.”
Imgonnatrythis, Fuck it’s hard to keep up with modern medicine. Here I am like a fool still drinking bleach.
hitmyspot, Why are you still drinking it?.did you not shine a light up your bum? It should be one and done treatment, not ongoing. Do you even do your own research?
Imgonnatrythis, My research confirms my hypothesis 100% of the time (if your doesn’t, you aint researching hard enough) and if 5g is still out there you should still drink the bleach.
Hatandwatch, ![]()
I will take a bottle of fresh organic mineral lava!
jaschen, https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/b2090b6c-0e77-419f-be41-b2e2e5bf1504.webp
Looks like the Pompeiians figured it out before we all did.
LeninsBeard,
mkhopper, ![]()
You can’t drink lava from plastic glasses.
Kase, You can’t stop me from trying
Imgonnatrythis, Plastic is bad for the environment and our bodies anyway.
gearheart, I thought the media said to drink chlorine to fight coronavirus. 😅
gibmiser, They don’t want you to know it works, but I’ve been microdosing lava for years now. Now everything tastes the same and I can fly.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, ![]()
How are your shits?
gibmiser, Well… turns out tiny shards of volcanic rock are sharp enough to make surgical scalpels. So, colorful.
fossilesque, ![]()
Well, I’m convinced.
pruwybn, ![]()
It’s a conspiracy by Big Rock.
state_electrician, Well, if you were to pour molten tungsten into the lava, the lava would freeze the tungsten. Really useless, but I love this fact.
otp, Yup. And to complement this, gotta love when people react to the side effects of water!
metaStatic, They've played us for absolute fools
Wogi, This is such bullshit. You can’t drink lava.
It’s really more like a soft taffy. You eat it. I eat lava all the time and I’m FINE. eat the lava kids
don, Technically a close-range gamma ray burst can kill coronavirus, but there’s a good reason no one is using it for that purpose: it’s a goddamned close-range gamma ray burst.
Coasting0942, I am confused? Suffer not the non-human to live
PunnyName, Oh, look at Big Astronomy trying to tell me how I should practice Extinction Level Events.
Fuck you B.A., I’ll go extinct however I wanna!
nxdefiant, You can have a little extinction, as a treat.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, You want Hulks? 'Cause that’s how you get Hulks.
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