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AmIConcious, to science_memes in heart of ice

“do you think that Pluto gives a shit? Pluto’s not gonna quit, cos Pluto knows what Pluto is. And he knows that Pluto’s HOT SHIT” -Tom Cardy

sirico, to science_memes in and they're gonna pay
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Pretty much all of them didn’t also Deinonychus was done dirty Velociraptors were tiny bois

FuglyDuck, to science_memes in Is it advisable for one who is not an expert on economic and social issues to express views on the subject of traffic law? I believe for a number of reasons that it is.
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Heisenberg, Ohm and Schrodinger are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”

“No, but I know exactly where I am,” Heisenberg replies.

The cop says, “You were doing 55 in a 35.”

Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, “Great! Now I’m lost!”

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”

“We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrodinger, getting belligerent.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

voidskull,

Is it original, op ? I want its source.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

My joke?

No, it’s not original. Not even close. (Just search “ohm resisted” you’ll find plenty of them.

I dunno about the OP, though.

Crul, to science_memes in What more can I say?
FuglyDuck, to science_memes in *screams exestentially*
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I read her in the voice of an evil genius.

Rubanski, to science_memes in Spinosarus

Chonkosaurus!

vashthedrifter, to science_memes in Is it advisable for one who is not an expert on economic and social issues to express views on the subject of traffic law? I believe for a number of reasons that it is.
Maalus, to science_memes in Go on, cry, sadboy.

This guy has to be so annoying to talk to

Baleine,
@Baleine@jlai.lu avatar

Why say this ?

Maalus,

Why not?

my_legs_still_hurt92, to science_memes in heart of ice

So much fuss about a glorified asteroid.

c0mpost,

you should be more respectful towards dwarf planets

my_legs_still_hurt92,

I like pluto but pluto only got his status as dwarf planet so a certain astronomers get less angry nonetheless Pluto is an asteroid.

arymandias, to science_memes in Whitmore knew.

When Disney switched from 2D to 3D they ironically lost a dimension of depth.

Ashelyn,

The dimension of character was transformed into an extra dimension of space

ButtDrugs, (edited )

Yeah but they were able to cut out union laborers… think of the poor shareholders and stop being so greedy.

MonkderZweite, to science_memes in Spinosarus

Though that image of Spino looks shrinkwrapped. Must be old.

WhereGrapesMayRule, to science_memes in You have no power here!!

Meteors and volcanoes have never had anything to do with it. Every so often horseshoe crabs rise up and cleanse the planet of filth.

Draegur,

Problem is they’re bottom-feeders so they won’t get to eat until we’re all bottoms D:

fossilesque,
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

general_kitten,

:3

blackwateropeth,

The conservatives were right all along!!!

FlyingSquid, to science_memes in Go on, cry, sadboy.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s like the people who crow on about how we’re living in a simulation. Okay, so what? I still have to live my life as if I’m not living in a simulation. I still can see that what I do has effects that ripple out starting with those closest to me.

relevant_ace,

Yeah, if you can’t get access to the source code, whether it’s a simulation or not doesn’t make a difference.

tacosanonymous, to science_memes in You have no power here!!

*Nautili

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

nautilini torilini

drolex,

naughty tortellini

Pohl, to science_memes in and they're gonna pay

There is a bigger time gap between stegosaurus and tyrannosaurus that there is between tyrannosaurus and you!

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