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Diabolo96, (edited ) to science_memes in wave em like you just don't care

Bees be like : ama swim in that, eat it, mix it with my saliva and regurgitate it, baby

Human : that’s some tasty gourmet shit you got there, buddy . From now on we’ll gas your entire home from time to time to steal that shit.

RQG,
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But they get sugar water back in return.

neuracnu,
@neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Isn’t it splendid when everybody gets what they want?

DroneRights,

This is fake news. It’s not gassing, it’s stoning. Smoke is weed for bees. We trading drugs for honey. They can leave if they want, cause they can fly.

TWeaK,

Have you ever tried to give a bee honey?

I found a bee near death outside once, and I picked him up with an envelope then dropped him in some manuka honey. He landed upside down, but I flipped him over, then he started drinking the honey. The next morning I saw a smudge on the floor and thought a housemate had squished him, but then I opened the door to the front room and he did a little dance in front of my face before I let him outside.

Suffice it to say, bees love honey just as much as we do.

DroneRights,

BTW that bee you saved was probably a female. Women do all the outdoor work in bee society, the males’ primary job is to fuck the queen. They’re little stay at home sluts.

nothacking,

steal that shit

That’s just how the bees pay rent.

WorldieBoi, to science_memes in I am so connected to the earth rn.

Of course is a stock photo.

MrSpArkle, to science_memes in I am so connected to the earth rn.

Have a good rest of your day go fuck yourself bye.

amda,

Why such agressivity?

Squiddles,

It's a reference to the way that a certain youtuber ends their videos. "Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't". Highly recommend checking out that channel--dude just loves botany and running his mouth.

amda,

Will do, thanks!

ObstreperousCanadian,
@ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca avatar

Is this a reference to Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t?

qyron, to science_memes in Seriously???

The most “scientifically feasable” of all Godzillas, in my opinion, was from the 1998 film.

One single individual, born out of the radion from nuclear tests. This implies it took decades to fully grow and mature.

Although gigantic, one animal would be sustainable by the ocean.

The film ends with the animal being killed, so, for a change, humans eliminated a bigger global ecological threat.

agamemnonymous,
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I thought it ended with at least one egg intact?

qyron,

It does, so it hints the cycle will restart.

pirating, to science_memes in Seriously???

Gamera could totally take both of them.

fsxylo, to science_memes in I am so connected to the earth rn.

I, too, randomly think “Shutterstock”

Steve,

Do you whisper it, with an echo?

millie, to science_memes in I am so connected to the earth rn.

This is how I feel when I realize there’s another kind of bird I can identify seemingly just like, through osmosis.

xts, to science_memes in I want to walk on the first mold that grew on this giant cosmic trash heap. 🥲

The ability to go “spectator mode” and see many events throughout history unfold in front of your face would be an amazing power.

Potatos_are_not_friends, to science_memes in Oopsie!

I bought a botanical garden pass last year. Solid deal.

Much of it goes to upkeep and giving a job to Betty, a 70yo cashier.

GBU_28, to science_memes in I am so connected to the earth rn.

Look at the fuckin stamens on that beautiful bastard

sirico, to science_memes in wave em like you just don't care
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No one tell mum what musk is

SharkEatingBreakfast, to science_memes in Oopsie!
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

I remember a guy I went on a date with whipped out his annual museum membership pass when we went there. It legitimately sealed the deal for me.

We went on many more dates.

omgarm,

And you’re currently married?

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

No, but unfortunately, he was.

pineapplelover,

Ah shoot. Didn’t see that coming.

Ubettawerk, to science_memes in logarithms

Lmao that’s clever

Aurenkin, to science_memes in logarithms

Lolgarithm

agamemnonymous, to science_memes in logarithms
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why wouldn’t they 🪵(😅) = 💧🪵(😄)

davidgro,

Wood is found in nature, so that would be ln, “log” is usually base 10.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Still works tho, it’s a property of all logarithms, regardless of base.

nodimetotie,

That’s taking it to the next level

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