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gronjo45, to science_memes in Who needs GitHub when you can just email the author?

Well given that I remember my professors barely knew how to code when they were the ones teaching us, I’m never surprised computational papers are like this…

That’s what you get when people never learn alternatives to MacOS or Windows

CareHare, to science_memes in fucking fool

Same problem in the abstract art business. Too many artists publish only a summary of their painting or song, instead of the whole deal.

ruffsl, to science_memes in Who needs GitHub when you can just email the author?
@ruffsl@programming.dev avatar

Pain… This too painful to be posted as just a meme…

pooberbee, to science_memes in Who needs GitHub when you can just email the author?

For some reason, the smug “python 2.7” guy makes me so irrationally angry.

david, to science_memes in fucking fool

When you find out about Dunning-Kruger and realise that that’s why everyone else in the world is so stupid apart from you.

Conradfart,

Unlike most people, I see what you did there.

sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

I sometimes genuinely expect people to know “basic quantum mechanics” and I’ll start ranting about it as if they have some background knowledge and then my roommate looks at me like I’m crazy.

Dr_Cog,
@Dr_Cog@mander.xyz avatar

I do the same with psychology. Except it’s worse because people think they DO know psychology when they absolutely don’t

sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m so glad I don’t have to deal with people pretending to know physics that often. Usually I just get “why the fuck did you major in physics” and then I go cry

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

The funniest part of this comment to me is that it could be said unironically either by someone educated in college or on tiktok

I sometimes expect people to know “basic physics,” which is apparently a bit much to ask sometimes. I don’t mean having a firm grasp on what e=mc² actually means, I don’t even have that. I’m talking about a firm grasp on energy simply being the capacity to do work, and the basic fact that there is no free energy device.

No, you cannot charge an electric car while it’s driving by putting wind turbines on it. No, you cannot use gear ratios to achieve overunity. No, magnets can’t solve the problem either.

PS, if you firmly believe that crystals vibrate on higher frequencies (eta: and that vibration can somehow heal you or something), but can’t describe what frequency amethyst vibrates at in hertz, you are what Dunning and Kruger set out to study

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I got curious, so I googled it. There’s a company that sells amethyst that claims it vibrates at 32,876 Hz. They do not describe anything about the physical characteristics of the particular rock they measured, which would have an impact on the frequency at which it vibrates.

Another source claims amethyst resonates with the Crown chakra, which has a frequency of 768 Hz. They do not explain how they derived this frequency. 32,876 is not a multiple of 768, and would not resonate with something that vibrates at that frequency.

Yet another source claims that amethyst vibrates at 963 Hz. It does not list any physical characteristics of the rock they measured, and this is not a multiple of either of the other numbers.

Credit to Beadworks Philadelphia for explaining that different objects have different resonant frequencies, even if they’re made of the same material! Unfortunately, that credit is revoked because they immediately claim that amethyst crystals can cure or treat medical conditions. Shame.

emergencyfood,

if you firmly believe that crystals vibrate on higher frequencies, but can’t describe what frequency amethyst vibrates at in hertz

I’m not a physicist, but I think crystals can vibrate at a fixed frequency? Isn’t that how quartz watches work?

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes and no. The quartz in watches needs to be tuned to a specific frequency. They do this by either adding material or taking some away, just like a normal tuning fork. Here’s a video explaining it better than I possibly can, and it’s Steve Mould, so you know it’s worth the watch

EpeeGnome,

A crystal’s resonant frequency is determined by its size and shape as well as it’s material. The quartz crystals used in watches and other precision crystal oscillators are machined very exactly. Even then it’s not that they can’t vibrate at other frequencies, they’re just not good at it.

Endorkend,
@Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

"You ever notice how stupid the average person is? Now realize that half of them are dumber than that!"

z500, to science_memes in Physics.
@z500@startrek.website avatar

How to math:

  1. Be expected to somehow already know 50,000 trigonometric identities
  2. Cry
threelonmusketeers,

Be expected to somehow already know 50,000 trigonometric identities

But you can derive the other 49,994 from a half-dozen key ones though.

Pistcow, to science_memes in I do it all for the stickies.
xusontha, to science_memes in I do it all for the stickies.

Guys, I got a secret if you promise not to tell anyone

You can just buy the stickers online and then tell people you got a PhD

I do it I have 4 PhDs

LegionEris, to science_memes in Physics.

My actual high school experience. I enjoy math these days. When I was expected to learn and demonstrate it, I was an unstable teenager unsure if I hated myself or my parents more. (Spoiler alert: it was my parents >_>) Doing math made me slow down and make space in my head, which let out all the dead Hanks and Deans allowed the TRUAMA to flood in.

lowleveldata, to science_memes in Physics.

Hey! At least the equations have solutions sometimes

httpjames,
@httpjames@sh.itjust.works avatar

0 divided by 0 🥲

threelonmusketeers,

Hey, maybe it’s just an indeterminate form. You should try differentiating one more time. This time it should work, right?

Kolanaki, to science_memes in me irl
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

clinking a bunch of sample vials together while they are attached to my fingers

“SCIENTISTS… COME OUT TO PLAY-AY!”

ornery_chemist, to science_memes in scicomm irl

Nah, they right tho, my discoveries are totally useless even with context.

dingleberry, to science_memes in scicomm irl

I have stopped following science news altogether. Another win for the journalists, you guys are great.

agentshags, to science_memes in RATS!
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

rats getting blazed on that K2

Kowowow, to science_memes in me irl

Riddle me this science man

Is it hotter down south than it is in the summer?

Is it shorter to new york York it is by plane?

Is it wetter underwater if your there when it rains?

If you have pondered these questions you might be a nut

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