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ares35, to risa in All you ever need
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"end emergency starship crew holographic program"

tacosanonymous, to risa in I'm gonna get out of this IT job with my brilliant idea..

Or is it a million dollar idea?

ryathal, to starwarsmemes in The whovians didnt like this. May the Earl Grey be with you, Allons-y Harry!

My first thought is what does this have to do with the grinch.

NegativeLookBehind, to memes in Sometimes with a very minor change to make it patentable again.
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Meth on the street: $40

Meth when they sing the name of the pill to you in a fancy commercial: $180

Xttweaponttx, to memes in It's just more convenient

Teams room technician here. Just wanna say= fuck teams. For the love of god, use any implementation of video conferencing besides teams.

One small detail that encapsulates all that’s wrong with teams= the software that runs the room-scale experience frequently refers to itself as ‘skype for business’, even in current, official documentation from Microsoft. Hell, the (well known) default password for the system is the acronym ‘sfb’.

Please. If you’re spec’ing new software for video conferencing, use anything but teams.

Lophostemon, to memes in America from a European perspective

Surprisingly accurate.

Stamets, to risa in The Borg cube
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We are the Gamblers. Lower your odds and surrender your bets. We will integrate your winning strategies and lucky numbers into our own. Your fortune will adapt to increase our jackpot.

Hyperreality, to risa in There are exactly two types of Star Trek fans

So bubbly and cloying, and happy... just like the Federation. If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it.

pete_the_cat, (edited ) to comicstrips in Introductions are hard [ADHDinos]

I just moved to Miami 1.5 weeks ago from the North East US, there’s a massive Cuban (and Hispanic in general, but mostly Cuban) population. I’m a guy and I’ve seen this other guy get off on my floor and he lives close to me (it’s a huge building), like once before. We get off and head the same way. I introduced myself and asked what his name was. He has a strong Hispanic accent and said something I didn’t understand at first, so I asked him to repeat it. It sounded like he said his name was Jenatin so I repeated it as I heard it and he just said “yeah” and we parted ways. It wasn’t until I got in my apartment that I realized he was probably saying Johnathan and I felt like a smacked ass 🤦‍♂️

Stamets,
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It happens man! Next time you see him just apologize. Then again that might be the Canadian in me that makes it seem so easy.

pete_the_cat,

Yeah, next time I see him (it’s been a few days so far) I’m gonna be like “Hey!Jonathan, right?” and go based off of that.

LegionEris, to memes in C'est la vie

Joke’s on you, sassy crab. Sunday is my Friday! I have three days off now! Weekend is on!

Kolanaki, to risa in I respect that
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Two lies with a truth between them is the most insidious design.

saltnotsugar, to risa in PC Load Letter? Naw man, I don't know nothin' about that.

“Does anyone in your crew ever yell Khan really loud?”
No. Nah man. Shit no man. I believe you get your ass kicked for yellin something like that.

armus, to risa in PC Load Letter? Naw man, I don't know nothin' about that.

That’s easy man, two decks at the same time

Track_Shovel, to memes in It's just more convenient
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I don’t get it, apart from companies wanting to cover their corporate real estate investments.

All of my work is on a computer

All of my colleagues’ work is on computer.

So why the fuck would I want to meet in person to address a problem? So one of us can literally breathe down the other’s neck looking at the same screen?

GTFO.

Bonehead, to memes in It's just more convenient

When I worked for Bell, they had just ended their WFH policy. I was required to be in the office every day. The rest of my team was still under the policy according to their contract, including my boss who was a 10 minute walk from the office, so they all worked from home. And most of my meetings involved teams in 3 different cities, not to mention the fact that it was Bell, so all meetings were over the phone with a screen sharing app. There were some other people that worked in the office, but they worked with different teams so I didn't interact with them beyond saying "hi" in the break room as I was getting coffee. But it was apparently very important that I be in the office.

Some days I really appreciate the fact that I left IT.

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