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TheSpermWhale, to memes in Billions must fry
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This post is over 8 minutes old, we’re all good

tubaruco, to lemmyshitpost in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

where the hell did that image come from

ickplant,
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You should try browsing deep into stock images sometime. Some weird shit in there.

don, to lemmyshitpost in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.

Wait, so christians couldn’t figure this out? Guess we’re the new christians, kids.

211, to lemmyshitpost in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.

There are also 12 templar crosses. I did not find an anagram for “OREO” in Latin, nor is it “INRI” transposed directly in alphabet, but there might be something to force there. Both being four-letter words with same beginning and end and all.

psy32nd, to lemmyshitpost in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

Maybe I’m coffee-cup-sexual

shalafi, to lemmyshitpost in You ask too much of him

Would you ever really want to see an angel?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EChBRIF7BU

Dove9848, to lemmyshitpost in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.

Damnit…now I just want to eat some Oreos.

The_Eminent_Bon, to lemmyshitpost in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

I would argue dutch ovens aren’t pans

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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They’re deep pans if you think about it

ObviouslyNotBanana, to lemmyshitpost in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.
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Anything cast iron will do tbh

Tylerdurdon, to lemmyshitpost in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

Better than a Dutch rudder?

Chickenstalker, to memes in Betrayal

How is it that we have socially ostracisized tobacco smoking but smoking weed is ok?

mmazikinn,

Geez I don’t know, maybe it’s because tobacco is wildly more toxic and carcinogenic. Maybe it’s because tobacco causes hundreds of thousands of deaths every year. Or perhaps it’s because tobacco is loaded with thousands of equally as toxic additives. Just spit balling here.

rimjob_rainer,

Wasn’t it the other way around?

RIP_Cheems, to lemmyshitpost in You ask too much of him
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I said don’t be afraid.

MrJameGumb, to lemmyshitpost in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.
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The body of Christ now has a sweet creamy center just like me!

tacosanonymous,

You’re ready to let Jesus inside you.

AnonWyo,

“Jesus is coming!”

I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.

jabathekek,
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The rapture is starting to smell very sticky.

jabathekek, to lemmyshitpost in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my bread, it disgusted me. I craved the energy and sweetness of sugar.

AdmiralShat,

The Omnomnomissiah?

Andonno, (edited )

I aspired to the purity of simple carbs.
Your kind, cling to their complex carbohydrates. As though they will not break down and fatten you. One day the diet you call balanced will starve you, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved…

Because sucrose is eternal.

Even in death I serve the Nomnissiah.

AutistoMephisto, to lemmyshitpost in You ask too much of him
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If an angel appears before you in human form, they come bearing good news. If they appear before you in their true form, they come bearing responsibility.

Test_Tickles,

In my experience, if they appear before you in human form, it will cost you a few hundo to fuck it. If they appear in the other form, then if you offer it some of whatever you just took, it will fuck you for free.

werefreeatlast,

Fuck that I’m carrying a helo just in case. Toss on the meatball with wings at first sight. I need me some good news.

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