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Surdon, to comicstrips in "Looked Down Upon" by Mr. Lovenstein

Weird enemy but good Dr Who episode

President_Pyrus,
@President_Pyrus@feddit.dk avatar

One of the better episodes with a brand new doctor.

anarchist, to comicstrips in "Looked Down Upon" by Mr. Lovenstein
@anarchist@lemmy.ml avatar

youarenowenteringtheEYEBALLZONE

HonoraryMancunian, to comicstrips in "Running" by Chris Hallbeck

There’s like four levels of humour to this, and I love it

merthyr1831, to comicstrips in "Looked Down Upon" by Mr. Lovenstein

las Vegas residents rn

creditCrazy, to comicstrips in "Running" by Chris Hallbeck
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

He will make amarica cold again

Sotuanduso,

Finally, a candidate wanting to fight climate change.

atx_aquarian,
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

But where does the poo heat go?!

Sotuanduso,

Put Earth in a box and pump the heat outside.

guyrocket, to comicstrips in "Running" by Chris Hallbeck
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

God just be making any political candidates.

RobotZap10000, to comicstrips in "Looked Down Upon" by Mr. Lovenstein

Literally Regular Show

rkk,
@rkk@lemmy.world avatar

I see that fucking eyeball every morning. Interesting it disappears after 5pm on fridays.

XTornado, to comicstrips in "Romantic Evening" by War and Peas

And he tought he finally was going to get laid…

MargotRobbie, to comicstrips in "Romantic Evening" by War and Peas
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

“An 15th century ritual sacrifice dagger! It’s just what I wanted. Babe, this is the best Valentine’s Day ever!”

guyrocket, to comicstrips in "Romantic Evening" by War and Peas
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

That guy needs a new gf.

pressanykeynow,

That girl needs a new bf.

Todesschnitzel,

Either that or a few more friends. An unholy sabbath wont work without a proper orgy taking place.

name_NULL111653,

Just summon a few succubi, they’ll be glad to join in.

troyunrau, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

All these air fryer, broiler, sautéing, and other methods…

Y’all forgot about microwaves. Microwaves and veggies are amazing. Broccoli, carrots, etc. Microwave until a fork still has a little resistance. Add a spot of sour cream or honey and dill… Or something. Tada. So fast. So yummy.

HiddenLychee,

Okay I microwave veggies a lot because it’s convenient but we cannot pretend that the fart cloud created by microwaved broccoli is in anyway close to the delicious crispyness of stir fried or baked broccoli

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Try microwaved beets. Mmm.

venoft,
@venoft@lemmy.world avatar

Cold beets straight from a jar are actually delicious.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

Sounds good. My parents make microwave potatoes often, and I have to admit they’re good. My microwave broke a couple years ago and I haven’t missed it, though.

Peaty,

And it retains the greatest amount if nutrients

HurlingDurling, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

God saying “oh my god”

TwanHE,

Guess he needs an imaginary friend for comfort aswell

venoft,
@venoft@lemmy.world avatar

The bible actually says there are other gods beside the main one; he’s the king of kings, god of gods. But maybe there’s an emperor of emperors, God of gods of gods? It’s gods all the way up.

AgentGrimstone, to memes in Really?

I finally felt like an adult when waking up early on Sunday mornings became my favorite part of the week. It’s the most peaceful time.

DigitalTraveler42, to memes in Really?

Homer looks more excited to be stoned

Guru_Insights99, (edited )

Please do not promote the usage of illegal substances here on this platform. As the usage of them can lead to legal action, per the federal Marijuana Tax act of 1937 thereupon enforcing the disusage of the substance in 35 US states. Henceforth, I will have to report your post to the proper authorities.

Edit: Stop downdooting!! I am a lawyer!

ReakDuck,

Ok, cool

DigitalTraveler42,

Lamest possible response, even if a joke.

InfiniteWisdom,
@InfiniteWisdom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t know why you are getting downvoted, I for one 100% agree that the use of illegal substances should not be allowed. However, as a retaliation to your statement I would encourage the disusage of all illegal substances per-se. I will provide an upvote to counteract the copious amounts of downvotes you have now from uninformed Lemmy users. Good day to you sir.

Guru_Insights99,

Thank you my good sir, I appreciate the positive feedback. Good day to you 😇😗

H3wastooshort,

Illegal substances are not allowed by the very definition of the term. Discussions regarding these substances focus on whether or not their status of being illegal should be repealed or continued as an “allowed illegal substance” would be a paradox in a court of law.

Ataraxia,

As a resident of a legal weed state I must report everyone for not supporting their government by imbibing in mery-jujuana.

ExcessivelyNoisy, to memes in Really?

I think that’s called depression

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