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BaronDoggystyleVonWoof, to memes in But My memory is shit.

Can’t even have money in my head since my memories are so Shit.

Anticorp, to memes in But My memory is shit.

It’s been 84 years…

Marduk73, to memes in But My memory is shit.
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

*mammaries

coffeebiscuit, to memes in But My memory is shit.

BrainCoin ™

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

The original coin, where you have personal debts to each other.

Viking_Hippie, to memes in But My memory is shit.

Also, the question is basically “would robbing you be worth it?”

Viking_Hippie, to lemmyshitpost in Respectfully

But they want to take a detour on the way there 🤔

bmsok,

Are hitchikers welcome?

Viking_Hippie,

As long as they know where their towel is.

bmsok,

You’ve got a chamois cloth for the windshield, right?

CaptainBlagbird, to memes in But My memory is shit.
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Plot twist: OP is talking about Bitcoin

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Monero probably, cuz transaction history is obfuscated

Sotuanduso, to memes in Continuous calculation

And of course, doing so is what keeps you awake and keeps the number getting smaller.

Some more sleeping tips:
Stay off your phone.
If you have to do something but don’t want to because you’re going to interrupt your sleep progress, just do it and don’t worry about it as long as you take less than 15 minutes.
Stay out of bed when you’re not trying to sleep. Condition yourself to associate your bed solely with sleep.
Keep your alarm clock across the room so you have to get up to snooze it. Disable voice snoozing. Then you won’t have to worry about sleeping through it.

Da_Boom,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Read a book for at least half an hour with a warm white book lamp (or if using a backlit eReader, use the warmest temperature setting on the backlight).

If you have RGB LEDs, set them to red when it gets close to bedtime as well.

HawlSera, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

“If you saw how big my dick was, you’d get it.” - Is how you answer this, especially if you’re a girl

creditCrazy, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Da Vinci’s note book:“turns his smile into a grimice”

meowMix2525, (edited ) to memes in Continuous calculation

I used to use sleepyti.me until it was bought by some shitty company that sells mattresses or something and subsequently went to ugly bloated ad-infested “modernized” shit.

I just checked again for the first time in a while and it seems to have improved since it was first redesigned, though it’s still not as simple and lightweight as it once was.

Anyways. It helped when I used it. Kept a shortcut right on my home screen for the longest time. If you can look past the stupid brand name they’ve chosen to redirect to, it’s worth a shot.

jaybone,

I fall asleep on Memmy. Problem is my thumb goes down on the screen and I wake up like 30 screens deep into someone’s profile posts.

EvolvedTurtle,

I could make this

AgentGrimstone, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

When you’re in your seat, it really does give a false sense of blending in with the crowd.

Sterile_Technique, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar
eezeebee, to memes in Continuous calculation
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar
PlasterAnalyst, to memes in Please one at a time

We have a 55" led TV from about 10 years ago. We bought it at a physical sears store. I replaced the power supply board maybe 5-6 years ago? Because the backlight stopped working. The current problem with it is that if it has been on in the past few hours she you try to turn it on again it takes 15-20 minutes to finally turn on. No amount of power cycling or fiddling fixes it, you just have to press the power button and wait. If you turn it on after it has been off all night, then it starts up fine. I really don't want to buy a new TV right now and I don't really want a smart TV anyway.

BulbasaurBabu,

Can’t you just not connect the smart tv to the internet and make it a dumb tv?

PlasterAnalyst,

I've read that some won't work that way and some do and I really don't want to research tvs at the moment.

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