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yum, to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.

Why do we need to include a relatable caption when the original one is funny already?

can,

Because whoever took the screenshot included it.

yum,

That clarifies it. Thanks.

otp,

Sometimes jokes build off other jokes

MBM,

90% of Tumblr screenshots for some reason

coffeebiscuit, to memes in But My memory is shit.

BrainCoin ™

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

The original coin, where you have personal debts to each other.

Prunebutt, to memes in Continuous calculation

Did Homer just disprove Fermat’s Last Theorem? O.o

crapwittyname,

It looks like general relativity he’s doing there

Windex007,

M(Ho)=π

(Ho)M=π

HoM=π

HoMEr

Prunebutt,

I meant line 2 (it’s actually a joke the math professors on the writing team of the Simpsons put in there: it doesn’t disprove Fermat’s Theorem, but most calculators at the time didn’t have the accuracy to cumpute that directly, which is kind of the joke)

crapwittyname,

Oh well spotted, you’re right. I didn’t twig at all.

Prunebutt,

There’s a book on the subject by Simon Singh, where he writes about all the math jokes in the Simpsons. There are a bunch. ;)

jaybone,

That addition of exponents looks wrong.

WhiteRaven22, (edited )
@WhiteRaven22@midwest.social avatar

No, but you just discovered a hidden nerd-bait joke from the show’s creators. One of the guys working on the show created some sort of program that could generate close-but-not-quite solutions. The one shown here isn’t actually equal, but they are close enough that the difference won’t show up without a more precise calculator, since both sides are roughly 6.397665635 x 10^43^.

3987^12^ + 4365^12^ = 63 976 656 349 698 612 616 236 230 953 154 487 896 987 106

4472^12^ = 63 976 656 348 486 725 806 862 358 322 168 575 784 124 416

EDIT: I should have read the other comments. Looks like I’m late to the party.

Viking_Hippie, to lemmyshitpost in Respectfully

But they want to take a detour on the way there 🤔

bmsok,

Are hitchikers welcome?

Viking_Hippie,

As long as they know where their towel is.

bmsok,

You’ve got a chamois cloth for the windshield, right?

CaptainBlagbird, to memes in But My memory is shit.
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Plot twist: OP is talking about Bitcoin

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Monero probably, cuz transaction history is obfuscated

PlasterAnalyst, to memes in Please one at a time

We have a 55" led TV from about 10 years ago. We bought it at a physical sears store. I replaced the power supply board maybe 5-6 years ago? Because the backlight stopped working. The current problem with it is that if it has been on in the past few hours she you try to turn it on again it takes 15-20 minutes to finally turn on. No amount of power cycling or fiddling fixes it, you just have to press the power button and wait. If you turn it on after it has been off all night, then it starts up fine. I really don't want to buy a new TV right now and I don't really want a smart TV anyway.

BulbasaurBabu,

Can’t you just not connect the smart tv to the internet and make it a dumb tv?

PlasterAnalyst,

I've read that some won't work that way and some do and I really don't want to research tvs at the moment.

NoSpiritAnimal, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

I remember when I worked in a movie theater people would wonder how I knew they were on their phone when I came in to ask them to stop.

You’re pointing a flashlight at your face in a dark room.

Texas_Hangover,

Dark mode for the fucking win.

ComicalMayhem,

It still produces light though??

Empricorn,

Shh, Texas education…

Texas_Hangover,

Maybe if you’re a fucking moth I suppose. You aint gonna be bothered by OLED in dark mode unless you got your face in my crotch already lmao.

Alexstarfire,

You are very wrong.

dependencyinjection,

Yeah dudes comment history is pretty toxic and filled with variations of “fuck”.

Nothing against swearing, but it loses its impact if used to frequently.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Fuck. Fuck… Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCNH-0CBfr8

Apollo,

But how else can a 14 year old show you they are cool?

A_Very_Big_Fan,

These people don’t own OLED phones lul

bachatero,

Somebody hasn’t used OLED dark mode at minimum brightness

deweydecibel,

How about just not using it in a theater at all?

root_beer,

Better yet, don’t go to the theater in the first place

Daft_ish,

Where am I going to text tho???

Slovene,

And where are you going to vape and grope your date?

Daft_ish,

What is the world coming too?

aeronmelon, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

Teacher: “I know you’re sexting!”

Student: “Dude, I’m just upvoting memes.”

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Teacher: “So why do you have a boner?” 👀

AngryCommieKender,

Student: I don’t know! It just does that!

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

Son. It’s time to learn the Tuck / Tennessee Tuck / Uptuck.

mapiki,

As a female bodied person - can I get an explanation?

Waraugh, (edited )

I don’t know the phrasing they are using but when I was particularly boner prone I would situate my penis between the waist band of my boxer briefs and my waist/lower stomach and just have my shorts or pants a tad higher. I also typically wore an untucked tee. Little fella was free to do his thing throughout the day and it would remain our little secret.

mapiki,

Penises are so weird. I’m glad no one can tell my level of arousal unless they are looking at my underwear or under it… Which by that point I probably am okay sharing that information.

Tangential note - had a fun conversation with my person the other day on how I’m used to the erect penis as “normal” and how it looks funnier when it’s not whereas for him it’s the opposite!

Waraugh,

It’s not even necessarily arousal either which could make for some awkward moments, especially as a teenager. I started doing the tuck because a couple times in class, completely focused on my work, when the bell rang and I snapped out of my work to get up and leave I realized I had a full on boner so I couldn’t stand up right away. I don’t even like math, especially like that! I’m a lot older now so the random events aren’t as often but they still happen.

That is interesting how your experience would be flipped like that.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“I told you, I’m upvoting memes.”

aeronmelon,

Student: “They’re good memes.”

Anticorp, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

I knew it was my time to join the old group when “slaps” became popular.

Hiro8811,

Slaps? I’m not even past my 20 and dunno what’s that.

Anticorp,

It’s used to imply something is good, ie. “that slaps!”

Okkai,

Is “slaps” still popular though? I remember that from around 2010 and have not heard it recently.

Anticorp,

I see it online all the time.

Da_Boom,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Idk, in my mind it still slaps

EvilEyedPanda, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

Genuinely why I miss my blackberry, I could type out a message while looking straight ahead

ultra,

You can still type while not looking on a smartphone.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Love how this is downvoted when I do this all the time

lugal,

People, including me, are just jealous.

I didn’t downvote but I’m jealous

bleistift2,

Wee call cnof the massegez thart a3e dent thif waz.

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Swipe keyboards makes typing without looking trivial. It’s also not that hard to do regularly. Now, throw in some symbols and stuff and it’ll likely get harder. But touch typing on a modern smartphone isn’t hard at all. I typed this whole comment with out looking at the keyboard, and only needed to “edit” sections I changed my mind on.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah just because you’re bad at it doesn’t mean everyone is

Typed without looking intensifies

EvilEyedPanda,

Don’t look at me when you type like that!

SCB,

As a former teacher, this is still extremely obvious.

mapiki,

I want to test this out. Let’s see how it goes. Today I went skiing and I have a pet rabbit.

Holy shit. I expected at least one typo

EddoWagt,

Autocorrection?

mapiki,

Maybe! I had my eyes closed so didn’t see what was happening until I opened them. I kind of want to experiment more.

jdf038,

Let’s see if that works with auticirrext and eating burgers.

Almost. Hilariously “autocorrect” didn’t auto correct. Hmm.

ColeSloth,

I had t9 on lock back in the day. Write and send a message without having to look at my phone at all. Sure, there was no internet on there, but that tiny Nokia would stay charged for like 5 days and survive a 20 foot drop on cement without a case.

Fun fact: they would NOT survive being dropped into a gallon of polyurethane floor finish :-(

Sotuanduso, to memes in Continuous calculation

And of course, doing so is what keeps you awake and keeps the number getting smaller.

Some more sleeping tips:
Stay off your phone.
If you have to do something but don’t want to because you’re going to interrupt your sleep progress, just do it and don’t worry about it as long as you take less than 15 minutes.
Stay out of bed when you’re not trying to sleep. Condition yourself to associate your bed solely with sleep.
Keep your alarm clock across the room so you have to get up to snooze it. Disable voice snoozing. Then you won’t have to worry about sleeping through it.

Da_Boom,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Read a book for at least half an hour with a warm white book lamp (or if using a backlit eReader, use the warmest temperature setting on the backlight).

If you have RGB LEDs, set them to red when it gets close to bedtime as well.

balderdash9, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

Since COVID students do not give a fuck. They used to hide it, now they get offended when you tell them to put their phone away.

bleistift2,

Adolescents don’t like being told what to do? I’m shocked!

Duranie,

Or adults!

I used to teach massage at a vocational school, and for multiple reasons had a “no phones” policy on the classroom (distraction, exposed body parts, and others.) I could have ignored it during lectures except that the overlap of students on their phone and the ones asking to re-explain information or just lost as to what they’re supposed to be doing was nearly perfect.

ZzyzxRoad,

I truly don’t understand the college students who are paying insane tuition to be there to get a degree and they couldn’t care less. I don’t know if their parents are forcing them to go to college or what.

Blahaj_Blast,
@Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’ve heard the same from a university professor.

I think his wording was pretty close to “their ‘don’t give a shit’ factor is through the roof”

Honestly, similar with my work too. Covid seemed to amplify the idea for lots of people that ‘they don’t give a shit about you’ so people just stopped killing themselves trying so hard.

lugal,

I don’t have the comparison but before covid people were doing all kind of stuff on their laptops in university. I remember a guy who watched star trek during a lecture and said “the lecture is being recorded, I can watch it later”. Then he watched that lecture during a lecture that wasn’t recorded.

BradleyUffner, (edited )

My fiance is a professor and things I’ve heard about the last few years blow my mind. It’s not so much what they are doing exactly, but how shocked and offended they get if she asks them to stop.

cybersandwich,

My mom is a professor and the shit she tells me about her students is insane. I overheard a call she was having with a student and basically the student was offended that simply scheduling a call wasnt enough to unfail her paper. Basically "I called you to talk about it so I didn’t fail, right?

Or the fact that they expect to be able to just turn in things whenever they want irrespective of a deadline…and then get offended when told their paper either won’t be accepted at all or docked for each day late it was.

FoxyFerengi, (edited )

I’m a peer tutor (and also about fifteen years older than my “peers”), the sheer number of students that have scheduled appointments with me and then not shown up blows my mind. I even had one beg me to schedule with her on my off day, so I agreed, knowing she’s going to fail without someone to help her. And then she didn’t show up, or bother to text me that she wasn’t going to lol

It’s just one of those things that makes me wonder if it’s a generation gap, or if it’s specifically “covid teens” that have this behavior.

Cjwii, (edited )

Honestly even in a professional setting it’s gotten so much worse. Been in meetings with VPs directors, c line, everyone has their phones out testing and emailing away during the meeting not even caring

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

As a software dev, this has always been a thing in the industry. Very rarely is our attention needed, and we are mostly there to fill seats and answer a handful of questions.

Sometimes our full attention is needed, but we generally know about those beforehand. For the rest, we continue to test, write code, answer communications, etc.

TheWanderer, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

My guy, otherwise how would I check the condition of my magnificent boner :/

ramius345,

Magnum dong.

meowMix2525, (edited ) to memes in Continuous calculation

I used to use sleepyti.me until it was bought by some shitty company that sells mattresses or something and subsequently went to ugly bloated ad-infested “modernized” shit.

I just checked again for the first time in a while and it seems to have improved since it was first redesigned, though it’s still not as simple and lightweight as it once was.

Anyways. It helped when I used it. Kept a shortcut right on my home screen for the longest time. If you can look past the stupid brand name they’ve chosen to redirect to, it’s worth a shot.

jaybone,

I fall asleep on Memmy. Problem is my thumb goes down on the screen and I wake up like 30 screens deep into someone’s profile posts.

EvolvedTurtle,

I could make this

Total_Gusta, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

I do. 😉

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

“Oh my god, you’re going to get it later 🥰🥰🥰🥰”

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