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FlyingSquid, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s true. When I look down at my crotch, I cry.

Denvil,

:')

Candelestine, to memes in Continuous calculation

Yeah, this is one of the worst. It can do this tag team thing with “wait, did I actually remember to turn my alarm on this time…?” too. Horribly effective duo.

0x4E4F, (edited )

Mhm… and you check and double check and tripple check… and finally lie in bed… and it takes 30 minutes to fall asleep 😒…

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

"Hey Google, when is the alarm set for?"

"You have set an alarm for 6am."

Ten minutes later:

"Hey Google, when is the alarm set for?"

SkyeStarfall, to memes in Gamers in a nutshell

When I say tired, I do not mean sleepy. I mean completely exhausted and drained by the sheer pressure and stress of modern day living.

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck dude, I’m tired too.

Lederrucksack, to memes in Relatable to everyone

My nose is pretty much blocked since 2017 and the memories of free breathing are fading away slowly…

fatzgebum,

How? Allergies?

Lederrucksack,

My doctor says so, but I am sceptical because apparently I am allergic to dust mites but I can breathe better at my friend’s flat which is a lot more dusty than my place

OKRainbowKid,

I suspect it is dust mite allergy anyway and recommend getting tested for it. The test is quick and harmless, and once you have a proper diagnosis, you can take measures to reduce the allergic load in your place or start therapy.

Source: Am allergic to dust mites and was living with the symptoms for years before I got a diagnosis.

Lederrucksack, (edited )

Thanks for your advice! I did a test back in 2018 which turned out positive. I then began to vacuum and wipe the dust a lot more frequently and bought encasings for my bed with no success. I even did a three year therapy with literally no improvement. The only thing that is working is decongestant nasal spray, but of course that’s no long term solution… That’s why I’m sceptical.

SebSnares,
@SebSnares@feddit.de avatar

Did you do the therapy with syringes or sublingual?

I had both and syringes worked much better than sublingual (but after 7 years the effect wore off anyways)

Also this stuff works wonders to free my nose: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budesonide

Dust mite allergy is decreasing my sleep quality drastically without proper treatment. I have a really high reaction, so that really affects my overall quality of life long term. I only realized that once I changed my doctor after finishing my studies and finally finding no excuses to try to improve on symptoms.

I hope you find something that works for you

Lederrucksack,

Thanks a lot for your tips. I guess I will try Budesonide nasal spray, that stuff sounds promising!

I got the sublingual therapy. I didn’t want to visit my doctor every month so I decided against the syringes, but it seems like even they aren’t a permanent fix.

I also sleep very poorly and wake up tired despite having enough sleep. I hope some day I can breathe/sleep like a normal person again!

DV8,

Do you still have carpets? I find that carpets are much bigger indicators of whether my dust mite allergy will kick up rather than visible dust that’s flowing around. Best of luck in any case.

Lederrucksack,

Yes, I still have some. I lived without carpets for some years, but I didn’t really make a difference so I decided to put them back.

Maybe it’s not the carpets but the flats I lived/live in. Since around that time it started I moved to my first flat in an old building. Since then I moved two times but always to similar flats with the same old wooden floorboards and high ceilings. Maybe it’s the brittle stuff between the floorboards that collects the allergens.

carbonara,

Ever thought about deviated septum

Lederrucksack,

It’s apparently slightly deviated, but my doctor says it’s not strong enough to negatively impact my breathing. Nevertheless he said I could get surgery if I want to, but with no guaranteed improvements. I think this should be my very last resort.

Spendrill, (edited ) to memes in Relatable to everyone

Brandy is your friend. Well, for one night it’s your friend and the next day you’ll feel awful but at least you’ll have the satisfaction of knowing it was self inflicted rather than some poxy self-replicator making you feel bad.

usernamesaredifficul,

when I was a kid my mum had this stuff that would just clear it up. You put it on your pillow and it disolves the blockage as you breath it in or something.

Only thing I remember was the bottle was brown though

Spendrill,

Olbas oil, probably.

usernamesaredifficul,

sounds right thanks

Sabre363, to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.

Imagine playing an actual game in this tho

Kase,

I can’t see that happening /j

Sabre363,

But you could hear the confused shouts of the players

Kase,

That does sound pretty entertaining ngl

mrbubblesort, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy
@mrbubblesort@kbin.social avatar

That's a nice picture, but this one is worth a 100 grand!

ericisshort,

Still 30% less fat than what? A stack of cash?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

A 143 grand.

Steinsprut, to memes in Relatable to everyone
@Steinsprut@szmer.info avatar

Same with sore throat

huf,

stuffed nose leads to sore throat though, inevitably. cos you breathe through your mouth and your throat dries out

Holzkohlen,

My life changed when I discovered I need to put a pot of water on my radiator at night. I was getting a sore throat so damn often, then one day it just stopped. Some serious quality of life improvement.

morrowind, to memes in Relatable to everyone
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t understand, you can just breathe through your mouth though?

xeekei, (edited )

For non-mouthbreathers, that’s actually quite unpleasant.

AOCapitulator,
@AOCapitulator@hexbear.net avatar

then your mouth will get all dry and if you’re sick you’ve probably got a sore throat too, the #1 time I try not to breath through my mouth

usernamesaredifficul,

the worst part is when it happens while you sleep

positiveWHAT, to comicstrips in "Shut Up" by HalfThoughtComic

If you note it down for later, the brain thinks of it as done :D Now you can gather up loads of shit to do at once.

edgemaster72, (edited )
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not being lazy, I’m just batching the tasks for future me to complete, it’s more efficient this way I swear!

Anticorp, to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.

So nobody thought to tell the goalie that the game was over? He didn’t hear anyone leaving the field, or the crowd dispersing? This is weird, especially since snopes says it is true.

DarkSirrush,

Fog dampens sound more than you may think, it’s very possible he heard absolutely nothing, and with it being so thick no one would be able to tell he was still there.

Anticorp,

I wonder if the entire time he was thinking his team must be running a monster offense since he hadn’t had to defend in so long.

Nastybutler,

He did, according to his autobiography quoted in the Snopes article.

JustMy2c,

With so much fog, nobody wonders why someone is 15min late :D

Kase,

I like to think that there was a person holding the camera who knew all along and just wanted to see how long the guy would stand there

Candelestine, to memes in Relatable to everyone

Yeah, I’ve done that before. I usually just drink a big glass of water though, that usually works.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Wow your nose is well domesticated! No way I fix mine with a drink. Antihistamines help but it’s a tough battle.

Candelestine,

Yeeeah okay, allergies are a different story. I’m more thinking of a wake-up-in-the-morning type of stuffy nose, maybe from a mild cold or something.

I find I’m often a little bit dehydrated, which makes it a little harder to blow my nose.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Oh I see. Fair enough! :)

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

My nose only takes sugar :(

Norgur, to memes in Relatable to everyone

Anybody else getting "I'm 14 and this is deep" vibes from this?

HonoraryMancunian,

How Can Breathing Be Real If Noses Aren’t Real?

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m 30 and this is deep.

evening_push579,

Deep inside my nose

Sotuanduso,

Gottem.

jopepa, to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Considering the seat is up I think this might be fully automatic kidney stones.

21Cabbage,

You imagine finally passing a kidney stone in a public bathroom and it hits the bowl just right so the toilet fucking explodes.

jopepa,

Once you get used to the pain and learn to control it like wolverine they’re actually pretty useful. Lights are one but you’re already sitting down with your snacks and popcorn, zip, ping, solved.

ArbitraryValue, to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.

There was the same nonstop excitement there would be during an actual soccer match.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The crowd roaring in the stands excited about the fog mishap. Understandable how the goalie might misinterpret the sounds of a partying crowd.

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