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sour, to memes in Relatable to everyone
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is same for headache

sag,

I am seeing your comment on so much post. Now just give me your GD id. (I still didn’t able to beat Stereo Madness damn that 3 Spike.)

sour, (edited )
@sour@kbin.social avatar

sour7

sag,

OK

Slow, to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy

Which of the two chocolate bars do you like?

sag, (edited )

Milky Way

Slow,

This candy bar seemed more milky when I was a kid. I recently bought Milky Way Mini and there was a lot of sugar in it, but I didn’t taste the milk.

Viking_Hippie,

Mars, but Snickers is better.

Slow, to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Obviously the vandals did their best.

I hope in this community there are only people who condemn the destruction of public property.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I sure as hell condemn this destruction considering any person might have a sudden diarrhea attack at any moment.

Vince,

Hopefully it’s vandals, I can’t imagine being some guy taking a normal shit when all of the sudden the toilet disintegrates.

gibmiser,

Considering how sharp broken porcelain is, and the lack of visible blood, I’d say Noone was sitting on it at time of destruction.

rustyfish, to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Anyone up to argue about something stupid?

TotallyNotSpez,

You fight like a dairy farmer!

rustyfish,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

I give up.

UlfKirsten,

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

skulblaka,
@skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

I've met a dairy farmer, that mfer could KO a brick wall.

jaspersgroove,

Last time I got into a fight with a dairy farmer I ended up in a coma for 37 days and when I woke up whenever I tried to move my fingers my toes wiggled instead.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Burger King microwaves their burgers to melt the cheese and their chicken tastes like grade F pigeon meat

rustyfish,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

This sounds like the ramblings of a rich kid who doesn’t appreciate the taste of a pigeon. Tell me, how is it to be born with a silver spoon in your mouth?

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry, I don’t own a pair of socks with holes in them to use as gloves to eat the damn bird properly. Tell me, how is it to be born with a plastic spoon in your mouth?

Kowowow,

At least they haven’t been hit by shrinkflation nearly as bad as the hockey puck big mac

GeneralVincent,

I worked at Burger King 8 years ago, we only microwaved one burger. That’s the veggie burger, that thing was the worst. All the rest though, you generally don’t have to microwave because it’s kept pretty warm in the heating thing.

Also, pigeons are basically the chicken of the sky. And it keeps the local pigeon population down so really a win win 🤷

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Some people really can eat anything

Broodjefissa,

Well, depends on your definition of stupid. What’s something stupid according to you?!

Redrum714,

your mom

Flax_vert,

That’s transphobic. Their birthing parent came out as trans last year. Oh wait I’m on the UK instance, maybe I should be the transphobic one.

Broodjefissa,

But my IQ is probably less than my mom’s. So haa, who’s the stupid one now!

ougi,
Broodjefissa,

Congrats, you discovered you can make screenshots. Bravo 😂

explodicle,

Absolutely not, that would be a complete waste of time.

Diabolo96,

I think Pokemon is an overrated game that prey on people nostalgia to re-re-release over and over the same game twice at the same time with the only difference being a slight sprite and name swap . Kinda like FIFA, NFL, PES. Heck, even they don’t do the release twice with slight variations bullshit. Imagine FIFA : Barcelona and FiFA: Real Madrid editions being sold separately and the only difference is that the team written on the other version isn’t available.

rustyfish,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

There can’t be an argument because I 100% agree with you.

Diabolo96,

But I failed my task of starting an argument. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

/Jk

PopShark,

I think your Pokémon hot take is much less controversial than you envisioned lol

Diabolo96,

Isn’t it the most profitable franchise in the world ? There’s a craze around every new release and peoples praising it despite the glaring issues. I did expect a bit more controversy 😅.

Donkter,

You would have gotten a more heated debate about this 10 years ago.

Diabolo96,

I remember thinking the same even as kid. Why would anyone defend it ten years ago but not now ? Genuine question.

dreadgoat,
@dreadgoat@kbin.social avatar

Pokemon is how a lot of people got into games to begin with. It was a new and innovative experience from their perspective. Pokemon Red/Blue was a competent game with some fresh ideas, but through luck/marketing it became the launch point for a massive population of people into the gaming industry.

So now you've got a few factors playing into Pokemon hype:
Nostalgia (you never forget your first)
Production value (this made money, pump more money in)
Incidentally a formula that favors expansion (just add more Pokemon)

These factors are enough on their own to carry a franchise for a while, especially for an otherwise ignorant audience that doesn't play anything else (just like the people who just play FIFA games and nothing else). But at some point, it becomes too obvious even to the most zealous supporters that the formula is, well, a formula, and it's not changing or improving, and even they finally begin to criticize the product. It's easy to have a favorite pokemon out of 150, maybe even 450, but now there are over 1000 and it becomes exhausting even for die-hard fans. Even the number of types has exploded to 18 without actually having any interesting interactions to justify them, it's just more for the sake of more.

Plus, the most recent releases have been impressively lazy, again so much so that even megafans can't nostalgia their way out of it.

All this together makes for a history of a franchise that was one vehemently defended but is now seen as an embarrassing phase one went through as a child.

Diabolo96,

I appreciate the long and detailed explanation. I already knew most of this but the last sentence tie it all together. People snapping of the pink tainted nostalgia because the abysmal quality of the product they’re fed is surely a feat in laziness and and nonecaring about the consumers. Wish it manifested in the sales tho, consumers need to learn that they can vote for improvement with their cash.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

In the game’s defense, vaporeon is the game’s most compatible pokemon for human-pokemon breeding

azulavoir,

it’s no coincidence that the best pokemon games (emerald, platinum, and legends arceus) are the ones that don’t come with a paired-off other half

BaronDoggystyleVonWoof, to memes in But My memory is shit.

Can’t even have money in my head since my memories are so Shit.

Anticorp, to memes in But My memory is shit.

It’s been 84 years…

Marduk73, to memes in But My memory is shit.
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

*mammaries

Viking_Hippie, to memes in But My memory is shit.

Also, the question is basically “would robbing you be worth it?”

HawlSera, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

“If you saw how big my dick was, you’d get it.” - Is how you answer this, especially if you’re a girl

creditCrazy, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Da Vinci’s note book:“turns his smile into a grimice”

AgentGrimstone, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

When you’re in your seat, it really does give a false sense of blending in with the crowd.

Sterile_Technique, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar
eezeebee, to memes in Continuous calculation
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mack7400, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

“None y’all have anything worth smiling at down there.”

lugal, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

Me to the pet rat on my crotch: Don’t worry, he will never suspect anything

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