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HawlSera, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

White people conquered the whole world looking for spices and then decided they didn’t want to use any of them

Amends1782,

Unnecessary racist comment but it’s OK since its against the one group that its OK to be racist towards. This wouldn’t fly if it was about black people and a similar gotcha line

vaultdweller013,

Im of Scottish, Irish, and South German descent my ancestors didnt conquer shit beyond the whole bursting into flames under direct sunlight problem.

MystikIncarnate,

They conquered that?

How?

… you know, out of scientific curiosity.

vaultdweller013,

Well the scottish side have been here in southern California for about 150 years, the Irish for about 110 years, and the German for about 100 years. Also I can be under high UV and only start burning after about 2 hours.

We conquered that weakness, now if only we could get rid of the madness, actually nevermind on that one being able to go into a berserk fury by will alone is fucking useful. Good for cussing out shitty bosses and feeling high as a kite while at it, just gotta keep from trying to kill them.

DillyDaily,

Mineral zinc

As a Fitzpatrick skin type 1 living in Australia, zinc is my best friend.

I’m pale enough that you can’t even tell I’ve got white paste on my face, and I’m physically blocking the sun.

I have a 50 SPF moisturiser that I use daily before I leave the house, even in winter, and I reapply it several times a day in summer, but I still get sun burnt if I don’t also wear zinc.

Now that I’m older I’ve gotten a lot better at often wearing a wide brim hat and long sleeves in the summer, but it’s not always possible.

Zinc is also reef safe for beach wear, and doesn’t contain avobenzone so it will provide longer protection from UVA rays, and no risk of irritation if applied prior to swimming in a chlorinated pool. (avobenzone and chlorine are not friends)

MystikIncarnate,

I’ll be sure to pass this on to all my vampi… I mean, wow, that is a very fascinating thing to read, I’ll surely take what you said into consideration the next time I’m shopping for sunscreen.

ours,

Yet another vampire familiar wasting the day on Lemmy.

SeaJ,

You forget the legend of Gregor MacGregor and his conquering and settling of Cazique. And his freedom fought for the Republic of Florida.

Tlaloc_Temporal,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

Nova Scotia was going well until king Charles gave it to the French.

Darien was going well until… the everything… Ok, Darien was never going well at all.

I suppose there’s modern capitalism, public investing, and one of the most iconic holidays ever. Cultural victory?

neptune, to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

Based on the name of the site, I immediately assumed they were going to argue about technique, not how to count and do math! lmao

bingbong, (edited )

This is fucking amazing 😂

I want to see that calendar so bad

Edit: new challengers keep approaching, it’s the gift that keeps on giving!

jettrscga,

I’m on board to argue. Saying every other day and then 5 days a week is incredibly triggering.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I love how he somehow manages to get 4 workout days every week by just pushing the start of the week forward in post

Week 1 - Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday

Week 2 - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday

Week 3 - Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Monday

Week 4 - Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, Tuesday

Week 5 - Thursday, Saturday, Monday, Wednesday

Week 6 - Friday, Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday

BreakDecks,

I got through page 1 and this conversation has already gone too far. I don’t know if I’m emotionally ready for page 2, much less all 5.

funnystuff97,

By chance, have you read Matt Parker’s “Humble Pi”?

neptune,

No. Should I have?

funnystuff97,

Just curious. Matt talks about this exact forum argument in the book while on the topic of off-by-one errors. Super hilarious book, highly recommend.

nodimetotie,

I wish the OP added “Justin-27” and “TheJosh” to the picture

neptune,

Reeeeepooooooost

makyo,

You are welcome again: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eECjjLNAOd4

bappity, to memes in Get out my head
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno man it’s looking pretty sus

IkarusHagen2, to memes in Pain
@IkarusHagen2@feddit.de avatar

Being awake at night is a very nice time of peace. No responsibilities, noone wants something from you, you can just be in the crushing silence of your own thoughts

isolatedscotch,

*adults only

sorry, students doing homework at 3am

ohwhatfollyisman, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

i dunno, it’s always the little things that make one smirk.

ColonelSanders, (edited ) to memes in Wait... nevermid you're right.

“There isn’t porn like that.”

i.imgur.com/6TTc8hc.gifv

DrQuint,

“This is the most disturbing porn I’ve seen”

And you just lower your power level some more and drop the “Yeah…”

hiramfromthechi, to memes in Pain
@hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world avatar

Revenge bedtime syndrome. It’s legit.

Source: it’s 4 am right now

IWantToFuckSpez, to memes in Impossible

At least offline games can be saved anytime nowadays. I remember so many screaming matches with my parents having to explain that I need to find a save point first.

SeekPie,

Me when My Summer Car:

CADmonkey,

I looooove that I can save my game in BG3 at basically any time, and I love even more that I can walk away from the game for a minute, even mid-combat, to do something.

bitsplease,

The first handheld that shipped with the ability to suspend was a gamechanger for me as a kid

H4mi, to memes in Every Job person now

I love my job and it pays me enough to not worry about it. The secret is living in any western country except the U.S.

Coreidan,

Is this sarcasm or are you just clueless?

Hawk,

He’s right though, live in western Europe and I got both the time and money to enjoy life.

Even the poorest in my country have a “right to vacation”, special programs allow them to travel for barely any money.

ipkpjersi,

That’s not true, there are other countries with this problem like UK and Canada.

Grimble,

Yeah no way could you leave out Canada lmao. As soon as i graduate i’m fucking moving.

Western Europe? Scandinavia? China? Uhh Albania? No idea yet. As long as it’s not this soulless nightmare petrostate. Fuck the rent here and fuck the work culture.

rgb3x3,

What country do you live in?

rab,

Lol Canada is like the most expensive place on the fuckin planet

howrar,

Ridiculously expensive housing without the salaries to match. But at least I don’t have to worry about going broke if ever someone in the family gets sick I guess.

rab,

If you get sick you just die, at least here in Victoria. There are no doctors and and people are dying of untreated cancers hahahah man life’s good in Canada

DessertStorms, (edited )
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Right, because there isn't rampant capitalism and wide spread poverty pretty much everywhere else too.. 🙄🙄🙄

(am in UK and you're full of shit. I recommend checking your privilege, or at least taking your head out of your ass long enough to have a look around)

Flumsy,

Poverty rates in former USSR countries have bwen steadily declining since its downfall. Its still widespread but how is capitalism at fault for it?

ToastyMedic,

OY you got a loicence to order a privlage check? I thought not there good sir!

In the name of the king, you are fined an indeterminate number of pounds, and required revisit your bogus claim.

Starshader,

Social worker in Switzerland here. I feel pretty OK :)

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re lying. British people are mentally incapable of admitting their faults when Americans are around.

DriftinGrifter,

L UK citizen

bingbong,

Common UK L

Rodeo,

And Canada.

superduperenigma,

Ah, the land of housing owned exclusively by foreign investors.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s true in the U.S. as well in many cities. Chinese investors buy up huge numbers of apartments and houses.

Rodeo,

I’m so lucky I can just live with my parents 🥲

LemmyIsFantastic,

🙄 the US has plenty of not the majority of high paying jobs. Working in high skill STEM pays absurdly good.

It’s like skill jobs that get fucked.

noobdoomguy8658,

The absolute number doesn’t matter much if the expenses of living in the STEM-riddled areas are just as high, if not higher.

LemmyIsFantastic,

And Europe isn’t expensive to live? Canada? Australia? All of them have very high CoL in population centers. Especially tech hubs. The only place that’s significantly out of whack is CA and to be honest, much of the time it’s still worth it. Go remote and get the best of both worlds is quite common and easy.

Stumblinbear, (edited )
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

Remote work fixes that for many people

Source: me, hi, I work remotely to LA and get paid absurd wages

Diabolo96, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

Long ago, I had had an idea of an rpg where you play as an introvert with sever anxiety. Each dialogue is a fight.

New style learned : young talk.

Effects in dialogue : cause cringe status effect to surrounding characters if they are young adults or younger, otherwise cause confusion.

MNByChoice,

That is a great i idea.

Diabolo96, (edited )

I have quite a lot of ideas and whil I am an amateur programmer,such games need stellar writing to be worth it and I doubt I can pull it off. Also, while the art doesn’t need to be very fancy, I can’t draw for beans.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

You’d be drawing for humans, though. Beans rarely play video games.

Diabolo96, (edited )

I actually rely on a very human effect to scribble as a de-stress mechanism. I paint and remove random lines until pareidolia kicks in and I see a form in the nonsense. I then just add eyes and a mouth and some additional touches . Sometimes, I end up with some nice character concepts I wish I could use.

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/ba70dd8c-27c8-4f9e-a7a6-448a9e0d514b.jpeg

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/28edd09b-5622-45a9-9789-b8cae038dd9c.jpeg

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I showed your drawings to some beans. They were very impressed.

Diabolo96, (edited )

Beans do be having a good taste in art. Especially, lemmy beans. Stress based Automatic drawing is the future of modern art. /j

AcidOctopus,

Disco Elysium is sorrrrta like that, if you squint a bit.

Not focused around being an introvert or different dialogue styles exactly, but you’re a mess of a human being and conversations can literally hurt you, as it tracks your mental health as well as physical.

You should try it if you haven’t already.

koolkiwi,
@koolkiwi@lemmy.world avatar

It also does damage to you as the person sitting in front of the screen whenever you disappoint Kim!

Diabolo96,

Heard of the name but never really checked it. Reading the wiki, my idea wouldn’t achieve a 1/100 of the depth this game has to offers. Very impressive game .

Lileath,
@Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Pirate it if you are interested. The publisher fucked over the devs big time.

Diabolo96,

All big corpo is fucking over everyone.

If you didn’t already know by looking at my instance name, I already sails the high seas. We always welcome aboard new sailors so you’re welcome to visit our instance and learn.

Lileath,
@Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ah, I didn’t pay attention to the instance you were posting from. I already frequent several of the comms on dbzero and like half of the games in my library are pirated but thanks for the kind offer.

AcidOctopus,

If you’re interested then you should definitely give it a shot. There’s no combat - all your “battles” are just conversations 😅

Anticorp, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

“Oh my God!”

Who is God’s God?

UraniumBlazer,

I

BigPapaE,

Super God, duh

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Dog

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Lauren Faust

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar
kux,
@kux@kbin.social avatar

just be an actual paedophile and get it over with

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

WTF is this? What’s wrong with you?

dangblingus,

It’s commonly accepted by most people that don’t watch My Little Pony, that the grown ass men that do watch MLP, and always hyper obsess over it, may be subtly indicating that they are into other children’s things.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Ah… Huh. Do they know that fans in order to not be adults now whould need to be 5 years old or younger when show started?

Anticorp,

What? My Little Pony was created in like 1981. Anyone who watched the show when it aired is middle aged now.

uis, (edited )
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

I was talking about G4

kux,
@kux@kbin.social avatar

your idolisation of children's pony cartoons is a flimsy front for your attraction to children. castrate yourself

Detheroth,

Wouldn’t it be more logical to suggest that idolisation of a children’s pony show is more of a front for a furry? Or is it because the show is created for children, if an adult likes it they’re a pedophile?

I always assumed MLP fans were closer to furries. The show is about horses, not kids?

Anticorp,

Why are you expecting logic from someone as hateful and moronic as the person you’re responding to?

Detheroth,

Fair point. Kinda makes me just as moronic doesn’t it?

If he ever wants to explain his reasoning, I’m happy to hear it. Even if it’s just to get an opposing perspective. FWIW, Ive never seen MLP and couldn’t care less who watches it.

kux,
@kux@kbin.social avatar

i'd rather be a furry than a paedophile, but i'd rather be dead than be either

but that's not helpful and as you asked reasonably, it's more gut feeling than reasoning, but since i'm here i'll try to reason it out. MLP obsessives like your man here, i'm not talking about e.g. parents who watch it with their kids and think it's ok, keeps 'em quiet, kills the time etc, but people like uis who reply unprompted with pony spam if not seriously disturbed themselves are part of a community full of seriously disturbed people

take those image links, the images are hosted at derpicdn.net which if you navigate directly to it resolves to derpibooru.org. on the face of it not all that alarming but this will assuage only the most casual observer. if you use the filters link on the header and choose 'everything' [1] (not selected by default) and return to the homepage you will see some severely foul shit.

if you then go to 'all time top scoring' [2] you will see what is popular amongst these harmless cartoon enjoyers. the ponies, being designed for children, are childlike in appearance and can be seen displaying their imagined pony genitals, sucking pony dicks and getting fucked. bronies like uis post harmless images like those in the thread above but those images are found amongst several thousands of stills and animations of them which are rather less harmless. visit the links below to verify, or don't, i'm going away to delete my history and wish i never started to reply to this bullshit in the first place

[1] https://derpibooru.org/filters/56027
[2] https://derpibooru.org/search?q=*&sf=score&sd=desc

Honytawk,

Furries want to be their fursona and usually also fuck in them (not with them).

While bronies have jars with their favourite pony, which they masturbate over to fill the jar with semen.

Vespair,

Nobody wants you here, and I suspect nobody else has ever wanted you anywhere else either. Please spill back into the sewers with the rest of the waste.

Spzi,

The infinite regress of creator’s creators.

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

God.

MonkderZweite,

The author.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar
boatsnhos931,

Bill Murray

Ghyste, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!
dingus,

😳

FreshLight,

Why did they have to use “plunge”?💀

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

They knew what they were doing

jwt,

Sometimes journalists just aren’t that subtle when it comes to puns.

MightyGalhupo,

🤦‍♂️

papalonian, to memes in Phew!

Except for when it’s like the one plan I made that I was actually looking forward to

Just gives me confirmation bias that I shouldn’t make plans

Jorgelino, (edited )

I kinda like it still, because if it’s something i’m looking forward to, then i’m probably super nervous about it, so cancelling it makes me relieved i don’t have to worry about it right now. (Assuming it was just pushed further down the road rather than cancelled forever)

Like, i love DMing TTRPG games, and i hate how hard it is to schedule sessions, but at the same time, i secretly love it when a session needs to be cancelled because i’m always less prepared than i’d like to be.

qooqie, to memes in Wait... nevermid you're right.

If it’s an innocent lie like “I was sick last weekend sorry couldn’t hang out” and in reality they were hanging out with their mother or had to put down their dog then whatever. If they didn’t want to tell you they didn’t want to tell you

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

What if they were hanging out with their dog or had to put down their mother? You’d be glad they haven’t got sick that weekend.

I Am Legend movie poster

Shaun of the Dead movie poster

moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I love putting down my mother on the weekends.

bingbong,

I also love putting down your mother on the weekends.

helpImTrappedOnline,

I’ve got Thursdays and Fridays

moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

wait a minute

Gradually_Adjusting, to memes in Impossible
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

The people who grew up having to explain games that don’t pause are old and have kids now.

It’s just a pity he’s too young for Disco Elysium. Oh well, at least he’s enjoying Chrono Trigger.

original_reader,

People who have kids now are old?

You haven’t lived long yet, have you? 🙂

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Gatekeeping oldness: the surest sign of someone worth talking to

button_masher,

You’re not allowed to feel “old” until you hit 150 years. Then maybe you can start thinking about retiring.

Damn youngsters complaining about their hips and brains at the ripe age of 75. I pity the coming generation.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Real old people have no pity for the young. Get your own planet to ruin, kiddo! 💪👴

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have a kid. I sure feel old these days.

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