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ohwhatfollyisman, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

i dunno, it’s always the little things that make one smirk.

Total_Gusta, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

I do. 😉

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

“Oh my god, you’re going to get it later 🥰🥰🥰🥰”

SocialMediaRefugee, to memes in Gamers in a nutshell

But sleep is lost XP!

SkyeStarfall, to memes in Gamers in a nutshell

When I say tired, I do not mean sleepy. I mean completely exhausted and drained by the sheer pressure and stress of modern day living.

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck dude, I’m tired too.

Sway_Chameleon, to memes in Gamers in a nutshell
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

There is only but so much time that can be allocated to fun, sleep only serves to rob you of that precious time.

kometes, to memes in Gamers in a nutshell
@kometes@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t this pretty much everyone? I set an alarm for midnight to go to bed, I do one more thing (not even game related), and suddenly, the sun is coming up.

Epicurus0319, (edited ) to memes in Gamers in a nutshell

Just let me finish up this war in Stellaris- (new, cool situation event chain starts) Ooh, shiny! (Gets flooded with 10 more story notifications about new anomalies and log entries)

(Can literally pause, save and exit WHENEVER I WANT and all recent progress would still be saved)

NakariLexfortaine, to memes in Gamers in a nutshell

Sleep is a DPS loss. Keep a bottle of caffeine pills so when you’re in the slow part of your rotation, you can pop a couple. Also remember to keep your empty 2 liters on hand, you can recycle them into piss bottles.

And it’s time to move up to a standing desk. Gotta keep the deep vein thrombosis away, after all.

blanketswithsmallpox, to memes in Gamers in a nutshell

Just let me wrap up this day/mission before I forget what I’m doing tomorrow morning…

samus12345, to memes in Gamers in a nutshell
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“No.”

doctorn, (edited ) to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

That news header and picture is actually more hilarious than the comment. 😂

I can’t help but wonder how many extra minutes the photographer was taking to take the best picture before telling the poor guy. 😂

Edit: Until I noticed the topic only after posting this. 😂

Frogmanfromlake, to memes in Relatable to everyone
@Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net avatar

Mine’s never not been blocked

Zerush, to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

It took him a while to realize this.

https://file.coffee/u/ujNkMOHQ_ExsxTppd33I6.png

FiniteLooper, to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Still works if you’re careful.

Taniwha420, to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.

I’ve heard this story before, but never registered the date: December 25th, 1937. Having played in Boxing Day rugby matches, and considering holiday “sport” matches in general I’m going to make a couple reasonably informed guesses. 1) The goalie was drunk. Quite drunk. Everyone was drunk. 2) Everyone was still on the field … drinking, the goalie just didn’t realise they weren’t playing any more because he couldn’t see them.

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