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Zerush, to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.
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It took him a while to realize this.

https://file.coffee/u/ujNkMOHQ_ExsxTppd33I6.png

FiniteLooper, to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Still works if you’re careful.

Taniwha420, to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.

I’ve heard this story before, but never registered the date: December 25th, 1937. Having played in Boxing Day rugby matches, and considering holiday “sport” matches in general I’m going to make a couple reasonably informed guesses. 1) The goalie was drunk. Quite drunk. Everyone was drunk. 2) Everyone was still on the field … drinking, the goalie just didn’t realise they weren’t playing any more because he couldn’t see them.

sawdustprophet, to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?
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themeatbridge, to memes in Relatable to everyone

My nose was entirely blocked yesterday, and I was sitting here reading this meme realizing I was taking it for granted.

edgemaster72, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Shut Up" by HalfThoughtComic
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

So you want me to do more work in order to do the too much work that I need to do? How dare you.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the cleanest destroyed terlet I’ve ever seen

Rudee, to memes in Chances are never zero.

Cows kill more people every year than sharks do

cows_are_underrated,

And that’s only because we come more often and much closer to cows than we come to sharks.

Rudee,

Speak for yourself, I haven’t spent any time coming anywhere near a cow

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cows_are_underrated,

That was not what I meant.

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Your username should have been cows_are_udderated

cows_are_underrated,

Lmao

explodicle,

OMG I didn’t even notice your username until just now!

Shard, (edited )

Its also because big ass herbivores are actually really dangerous.

Sharks don’t actually like the taste of humans because we’re a little too lean. So they won’t actively hunt you unless they’re starving. There’s only really one reason why a shark is out to get you. There’s many reasons a herbivore will mess you up.

A big herbivore will fk you up because he’s having a bad day and you got too close. Or its mating season and everyone is potential competition. Or they mistook you for a predator cause of their poor eyesight. Or a bird flew away nearby and one of them got startled and now you’re in a path of a stampede.

cows_are_underrated,

Sharks may also bite you by accident, because they mistake you for a seal.

How dangerous a bull is also depends on his age. While getting older he will start to lose the fear/respect for humans. This will get to a point where being alone with him is a literal death sentence.

speaker_hat, to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy

National Geographic on a budget

Unpigged, to memes in Relatable to everyone

Xylometazolinhydrochlorid 0.1%, we need Xylometazolinhydrochlorid 0.1%!

Dkarma, to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.

Christians waiting for jeebus

t_berium, to memes in Relatable to everyone
@t_berium@lemmy.world avatar

I just say toothache.

charlybones, to memes in Relatable to everyone

As an adult I’ve often tried to be conscious of when different aches are not happening. Maybe it’s a sign of getting old.

Franzia, to comicstrips in "Shut Up" by HalfThoughtComic

For me, planning works sometimes. But frequently focusing on doing something is better. I do a lot of my tasks 50/50. Do a bit, sit down and write and plan, then go back to it.

CylustheVirus, to memes in Relatable to everyone

Afrin works for a couple days, just don’t keep using for longer or it’ll be worse.

It works by constricting the blood vessels in your nose. Very effective but there can be a rebound effect.

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