edgemaster72

edgemaster72, 5 months ago

Still better than I’d do naming things. It’d just be Landplace 1, Landplace 2, etc.

edgemaster72, 5 months ago

Yes.

edgemaster72, 5 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

I read it as “release your ears” and was like “wait, what?”

edgemaster72, 6 months ago

“Except for these beings, let’s all be momentarily sad about their failed survival together.”

2023 in memoriam reel plays

edgemaster72, 6 months ago

A little touch of beauty everywhere, rather than concentrated in a few locations. Seems reasonable to me.

edgemaster72, 6 months ago

Everyone thinks I’m an alcoholic? I’ll show them!

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edgemaster72, 6 months ago

Ah yes, the famous 10 week period to let the baby rest and finish cooking before mom pushes the freeloader out

edgemaster72, 6 months ago

My oldest sister will probably be getting to that here in the next hour or so

edgemaster72, 6 months ago

This is the kind of question that makes me hate my mortality, because culture is so scattered and vast and changing so rapidly these days that it seems difficult to imagine anything “modern” lasting for hundreds more years, and we’ll never actually be able to know the answer.

edgemaster72, 6 months ago

I used to be a 5XL. I still am, but I used to be too.

edgemaster72, 6 months ago

Hard disagree

edgemaster72, 6 months ago

Insufficiently defined moral parameters today, Laser Tommy Gun tomorrow

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edgemaster72, 6 months ago

It’s either that or

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edgemaster72, 6 months ago

Oh hell yes this is my jam

edgemaster72, 6 months ago

Flush first so you’re not sticking the tube through the water I guess

edgemaster72, 6 months ago

On a semantics level it may be even more true now. Of course you’re not going to have an actual calculator in your pocket, why would you when you can have a smartphone

edgemaster72, 6 months ago

And put a whole bunch of fleshy bits right next to them, and even though they’ll always be in the same relative positions you’ll bite the fleshy bits just frequently enough to wonder why the teeth and fleshy bits are in such close proximity and how after X years of existence this is still happening.

edgemaster72, 6 months ago

More like Pika the Hutt

edgemaster72, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago)

So you want me to do more work in order to do the too much work that I need to do? How dare you.

edgemaster72, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago)

I’m not being lazy, I’m just batching the tasks for future me to complete, it’s more efficient this way I swear!

edgemaster72, 6 months ago

That’s not my fist

edgemaster72, 7 months ago

That’d be awful for me, my primary use of google maps is streetview to figure out what places look like before I go there

edgemaster72, 6 months ago

Always fun when you see a screenshot from one of your local news stations in the wild. Link to this apparently real story:

wrtv.com/…/pothole-that-was-big-enough-for-a-dog-…

edgemaster72, 6 months ago

“I see you’ve played druggy-lolly before”

edgemaster72, 7 months ago

At this point I’ve just accepted that dysentery is my lot on the trail no matter what I do