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edgemaster72, to memes in Choose carefully
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There’s another way a girlfriend is like a Dyson sphere. I don’t have a Dyson sphere.

edgemaster72, to comicstrips in Sleeping position
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You sleep on your left side to avoid gastric acid in the esophagus.

I sleep on my left side because sleeping on the right side angers up my sciatica.

We are not the same.

edgemaster72, to comicstrips in At the fast food
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Sure, here’s the “love” it was made with:

https://media4.giphy.com/media/8coEmqQxL39eMJcey0/giphy.gif

edgemaster72, to comicstrips in Living forever
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By the time that happens you’ll have carcinized and your chitinous shell will be strong enough to hold them in

(yes I know carcinization doesn’t work that way)

edgemaster72, (edited ) to memes in When I see The_Picard_Maneuver’s total combined post and comment score on his profile page
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Looks like it’s (at)username(at)instance. So for you it’d be @CheesyGordita. It doesn’t suggest or autofill the instance or anything so you gotta know their whole deal.

(well that links to the user in question anyway, I assume that also tells them there’s a mention)

edgemaster72, to daystrominstitute in Raktajino... has liquor in it?
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Only when O’Brien makes it

edgemaster72, to lemmybewholesome in A wholesome relationship
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Or get married at a courthouse for the tax breaks without all the overpriced bullshit of a “traditional” wedding

edgemaster72, to comicstrips in [ADHDinos] This happens too often
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… for now

edgemaster72, to memes in Thinking about flushing some paper down this toilet, what do you say
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Not sure about the paper towels though.

Sociopaths. Had a regular customer who would do this then tell on himself but try to blame it on “someone” like it was already there when he got there. Chief, we’ve been open 15 minutes, you’re the first person to go in there today.

edgemaster72, to lemmyshitpost in Yeah, I'm gonna get a second opinion on that...
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Is this Loss?

edgemaster72, to comicstrips in Phone no work
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You wanna dream up some lottery numbers for me friend?

edgemaster72, to comicstrips in [ADHDinos] Straight to my ass
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edgemaster72, to comicstrips in Brain is smart!
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I choose to believe the brain mispronounced “watch” hence the typo in the bottom left panel

edgemaster72, to memes in Oh no big scary man
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Germs die when they’re killed

(and don’t when they’re not)

edgemaster72, to memes in Inspiration
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Still better than I’d do naming things. It’d just be Landplace 1, Landplace 2, etc.

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