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edgemaster72,
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You sleep on your left side to avoid gastric acid in the esophagus.

I sleep on my left side because sleeping on the right side angers up my sciatica.

We are not the same.

edgemaster72,
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There’s another way a girlfriend is like a Dyson sphere. I don’t have a Dyson sphere.

edgemaster72,
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Sure, here’s the “love” it was made with:

https://media4.giphy.com/media/8coEmqQxL39eMJcey0/giphy.gif

edgemaster72,
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By the time that happens you’ll have carcinized and your chitinous shell will be strong enough to hold them in

(yes I know carcinization doesn’t work that way)

edgemaster72, (edited )
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Looks like it’s (at)username(at)instance. So for you it’d be @CheesyGordita. It doesn’t suggest or autofill the instance or anything so you gotta know their whole deal.

(well that links to the user in question anyway, I assume that also tells them there’s a mention)

edgemaster72,
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Or get married at a courthouse for the tax breaks without all the overpriced bullshit of a “traditional” wedding

edgemaster72,
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Only when O’Brien makes it

edgemaster72,
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Not sure about the paper towels though.

Sociopaths. Had a regular customer who would do this then tell on himself but try to blame it on “someone” like it was already there when he got there. Chief, we’ve been open 15 minutes, you’re the first person to go in there today.

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You wanna dream up some lottery numbers for me friend?

edgemaster72,
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… for now

edgemaster72,
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Is this Loss?

edgemaster72,
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Still better than I’d do naming things. It’d just be Landplace 1, Landplace 2, etc.

edgemaster72,
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https://i.imgur.com/7NjvSXo.jpeg

edgemaster72,
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Germs die when they’re killed

(and don’t when they’re not)

edgemaster72,
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I choose to believe the brain mispronounced “watch” hence the typo in the bottom left panel

edgemaster72,
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Yes.

edgemaster72, (edited )
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I read it as “release your ears” and was like “wait, what?”

edgemaster72,
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Ah yes, the famous 10 week period to let the baby rest and finish cooking before mom pushes the freeloader out

edgemaster72,
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Everyone thinks I’m an alcoholic? I’ll show them!

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTaUxMtezF5ZpNzPHgP-FaIVqcVIG_gi-knLQ&usqp=CAU

edgemaster72,
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A little touch of beauty everywhere, rather than concentrated in a few locations. Seems reasonable to me.

edgemaster72,
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Hard disagree

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“Except for these beings, let’s all be momentarily sad about their failed survival together.”

2023 in memoriam reel plays

edgemaster72,
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My oldest sister will probably be getting to that here in the next hour or so

edgemaster72,
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I used to be a 5XL. I still am, but I used to be too.

edgemaster72,
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Flush first so you’re not sticking the tube through the water I guess

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