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edgemaster72,
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You sleep on your left side to avoid gastric acid in the esophagus.

I sleep on my left side because sleeping on the right side angers up my sciatica.

We are not the same.

edgemaster72,
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There’s another way a girlfriend is like a Dyson sphere. I don’t have a Dyson sphere.

edgemaster72,
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Or get married at a courthouse for the tax breaks without all the overpriced bullshit of a “traditional” wedding

edgemaster72,
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You wanna dream up some lottery numbers for me friend?

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I choose to believe the brain mispronounced “watch” hence the typo in the bottom left panel

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“Except for these beings, let’s all be momentarily sad about their failed survival together.”

2023 in memoriam reel plays

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Ah yes, the famous 10 week period to let the baby rest and finish cooking before mom pushes the freeloader out

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I used to be a 5XL. I still am, but I used to be too.

edgemaster72,
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That’d be awful for me, my primary use of google maps is streetview to figure out what places look like before I go there

edgemaster72,
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Always fun when you see a screenshot from one of your local news stations in the wild. Link to this apparently real story:

wrtv.com/…/pothole-that-was-big-enough-for-a-dog-…

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Slaps US-Canada border

This bad boy can fit so many fucking Canadas in it

We’ve got: New England Canada, North Atlantic Canada, Mid Atlantic Canada, Florida Canada, Gulf Coast Canada, Rust Belt Canada, Midwest Canada, Southern Canada, California Canada, and All The Rest Canada.

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I too am intrigued by their ideas, and wish to subscribe to their newsletter.

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Ooh, that’s bad.

edgemaster72,
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As an American I feel like either US or UK could be considered the “normal” one, UK or AUS the “fancy” one, and US and AUS the “wildcard” (from the UK perspective).

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I can hear this picture and now my ears are bleeding

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Nah fam. Besides, on my screen at least they’re so microscopic as to be pretty much unrecognizable anyway.

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Now, to take the ferry costs a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now, where were we?

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Max+, everyone else is plussing it up these days, just a matter of time before they want in on that sweet plussy action

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Commas: The difference between getting a hot beverage and a hot boyfriend.

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