open2db8,

I remain convinced this device was originally designed specifically to make as much noise as possible, and was only later used for storing baked goods.

Smoogs, (edited )
rmuk, (edited )

Without clicking I knew what it was.

Broden’s leftover noodle? It Noodle’s leftover Broden?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why I wait until breakfast.

roofuskit,
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WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

For me the Shame monster has surplanted this. Shammeee, shame, Shammmmmeeeee.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

the fucking dead

I don’t want this porn parody.

HurlingDurling,

Sounds kinky

Hadriscus,

Smells funky

Nurse_Robot,

Feels mushy

Sunfoil,

Do you people all just have big cakes in your fridge? Then you get up in the night to eat them? Really weird.

diffcalculus,

When you’re an adult, they let you do whatever you want

Sunfoil,

And that’s why there’s an obesity epidemic

Kusimulkku,

We weren’t wondering if you’re allowed to do that, just if you did

FlyingSquid, (edited )
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s really weird that you don’t. Weirdo. (Also, they put those things on veggie plates too.)

punkwalrus,
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

Well, not just cakes are stored in these; sometimes rolls, cookies, or rotisserie chickens. Also the joke is that we care it’s loud because then we have announced that we are eating late at night. Sometimes this wakes people, and sometimes you just want to snack and not have a conversation, or at the very least be polite to people sleeping. Same with the microwave beeping three times loudly when you heated something up.

Also, “big cakes in the fridge?” implies that cakes are sold and stored by the slice. They are, but they also come in wedged shaped boxes made from this plastic. Also it is usually leftovers, like there was a whole cake, but now it’s a third of a cake left on some weird slippery cardboard tray. You had a party, most of the cake was eaten by others, but you didn’t want to waste the last bit. It takes up a lot of room, is fragile, and spoils quickly. But your significant other is on the couch sleeping off a hangover, so being quiet is considerate.

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I watched a instagram video recently where the guy was up at 2am and decided it was a good time make brownies. I’m like dude these days at that time it’s usually a my first restroom break as I’ve been asleep since 10pm. It’s not time to whip up gramma’s brownie recipe from scratch…

Aurelius,
@Aurelius@lemmy.world avatar

Sometimes you just need a midnight cake snack

RogueBanana,

Shoot a gun to mask the sound

TheWordBotcher,

American problems require American solutions…

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

I can hear this picture and now my ears are bleeding

Burghler,

These memes fucking suck lmfao

PM_ME_FEET_PICS,

Not as much as I sucked you moms cock last night, lover.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Did you have cake after?

PM_ME_FEET_PICS,

No, I didn’t want to wake the pissbaby up.

Stalinwolf,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Do moms have fat cocks or modest cocks?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yo mama so fat her cock look thin in comparison.

Entropywins,
@Entropywins@kbin.social avatar

I treat it like a band aid...quickly rip it off and get it over with

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Or you have some psycho come into your house to watch TV or a movie without using a bowl or solid container

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/507f6ea3-aed4-4fde-956b-085f112af9ec.jpeg

Raiderkev,

Cool original? Where TF is it called this? I know it’s Cool American in Europe, never seen cool original.

Nfamwap,

Cool Original here in the UK

XTornado,

People use bowls for chips??? Like I have seen it in movies… but never in real life except when eating on the table.

lseif,

i thought that was ai generated

LemmyInRedditSux,

It looks fairly realistic except for the fact he’s advertising two very different things at the same time

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

save on air time and marketing budget with this one simple trick

DocMcStuffin,
@DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t tried it myself, but I’ve been told a butter knife can silence the beast.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

What is that?

xusontha,

The plastic container on a cake. whenever you try to open them they go CRACKCRICKCRACKCRICKCRACK

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Late night cake huh. That’s the sound of guilt right there.

xusontha,

^mayyybe^

imPastaSyndrome,

They also can be on veggie trays but… Some people tell on themselves

LemmyInRedditSux,

Yeah those middle of the night veggie tray cravings hit hard

Kusimulkku,

Are middle of the night cake cravings a thing?

open2db8,

…no?..

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the dip. I will take a good French onion dip and some broccoli over a lot of cakes.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

I wouldn’t trust anything that came packaged in that kind of thing.

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