open2db8, I remain convinced this device was originally designed specifically to make as much noise as possible, and was only later used for storing baked goods.
Smoogs, (edited )
rmuk, (edited ) Without clicking I knew what it was.
Broden’s leftover noodle? It Noodle’s leftover Broden?
FlyingSquid, That’s why I wait until breakfast.
roofuskit, https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ff8b430e-fbe6-4630-a1f6-7cb169dd8d75.jpeg
The late night cake shaming.
WashedOver, For me the Shame monster has surplanted this. Shammeee, shame, Shammmmmeeeee.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, the fucking dead
I don’t want this porn parody.
HurlingDurling, Sounds kinky
Hadriscus, Smells funky
Nurse_Robot, Feels mushy
Sunfoil, Do you people all just have big cakes in your fridge? Then you get up in the night to eat them? Really weird.
diffcalculus, When you’re an adult, they let you do whatever you want
Sunfoil, And that’s why there’s an obesity epidemic
Kusimulkku, We weren’t wondering if you’re allowed to do that, just if you did
FlyingSquid, (edited ) It’s really weird that you don’t. Weirdo. (Also, they put those things on veggie plates too.)
punkwalrus, Well, not just cakes are stored in these; sometimes rolls, cookies, or rotisserie chickens. Also the joke is that we care it’s loud because then we have announced that we are eating late at night. Sometimes this wakes people, and sometimes you just want to snack and not have a conversation, or at the very least be polite to people sleeping. Same with the microwave beeping three times loudly when you heated something up.
Also, “big cakes in the fridge?” implies that cakes are sold and stored by the slice. They are, but they also come in wedged shaped boxes made from this plastic. Also it is usually leftovers, like there was a whole cake, but now it’s a third of a cake left on some weird slippery cardboard tray. You had a party, most of the cake was eaten by others, but you didn’t want to waste the last bit. It takes up a lot of room, is fragile, and spoils quickly. But your significant other is on the couch sleeping off a hangover, so being quiet is considerate.
WashedOver, I watched a instagram video recently where the guy was up at 2am and decided it was a good time make brownies. I’m like dude these days at that time it’s usually a my first restroom break as I’ve been asleep since 10pm. It’s not time to whip up gramma’s brownie recipe from scratch…
Aurelius, Sometimes you just need a midnight cake snack
RogueBanana, Shoot a gun to mask the sound
TheWordBotcher, American problems require American solutions…
edgemaster72, I can hear this picture and now my ears are bleeding
Burghler, These memes fucking suck lmfao
PM_ME_FEET_PICS, Not as much as I sucked you moms cock last night, lover.
RQG, Did you have cake after?
PM_ME_FEET_PICS, No, I didn’t want to wake the pissbaby up.
Stalinwolf, Do moms have fat cocks or modest cocks?
FlyingSquid, Yo mama so fat her cock look thin in comparison.
Entropywins, I treat it like a band aid...quickly rip it off and get it over with
ininewcrow, Or you have some psycho come into your house to watch TV or a movie without using a bowl or solid container
https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/507f6ea3-aed4-4fde-956b-085f112af9ec.jpeg
Raiderkev, Cool original? Where TF is it called this? I know it’s Cool American in Europe, never seen cool original.
Nfamwap, Cool Original here in the UK
XTornado, People use bowls for chips??? Like I have seen it in movies… but never in real life except when eating on the table.
lseif, i thought that was ai generated
LemmyInRedditSux, It looks fairly realistic except for the fact he’s advertising two very different things at the same time
itslilith, save on air time and marketing budget with this one simple trick
DocMcStuffin, I haven’t tried it myself, but I’ve been told a butter knife can silence the beast.
RQG, What is that?
xusontha, The plastic container on a cake. whenever you try to open them they go CRACKCRICKCRACKCRICKCRACK
RQG, Late night cake huh. That’s the sound of guilt right there.
xusontha, ^mayyybe^
imPastaSyndrome, They also can be on veggie trays but… Some people tell on themselves
LemmyInRedditSux, Yeah those middle of the night veggie tray cravings hit hard
Kusimulkku, Are middle of the night cake cravings a thing?
open2db8, …no?..
FlyingSquid, It’s the dip. I will take a good French onion dip and some broccoli over a lot of cakes.
AnUnusualRelic, I wouldn’t trust anything that came packaged in that kind of thing.
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