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qooqie, to memes in Wait... nevermid you're right.

If it’s an innocent lie like “I was sick last weekend sorry couldn’t hang out” and in reality they were hanging out with their mother or had to put down their dog then whatever. If they didn’t want to tell you they didn’t want to tell you

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

What if they were hanging out with their dog or had to put down their mother? You’d be glad they haven’t got sick that weekend.

I Am Legend movie poster

Shaun of the Dead movie poster

moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I love putting down my mother on the weekends.

bingbong,

I also love putting down your mother on the weekends.

helpImTrappedOnline,

I’ve got Thursdays and Fridays

moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

wait a minute

casmael, to memes in idk bro

When it is undoubtedly what it is but you remain unsure

Flaimbot,

maybe she’s just canadian

bloubz, to memes in Wait... nevermid you're right.

3 years of a toxic relationship with my ex. I did something awful by reading her Messenger texts, could not say anything about the terrible things I saw

Valmond,

But now you can!

bloubz,

I did! They felt betrayed, as I had

betahack, to memes in Pain

the Sunday scarries is real, it can hurt you.

shiveyarbles, to memes in It can become anything

Wood… This you can trust

usernamesaredifficul, to memes in It can become anything

dudes rock

autokludge, to memes in It can become anything
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

@JPSound’s perfect stick.

shiveyarbles, to memes in Every Job person now

I’ve saved enough to quit working, but I keep working for health insurance and the capitalist money hoarding mentality. In my mind I know I’d be happier retiring early, but my lifetime of hoarding won’t allow me to endure the opportunity cost.

jaybone, to memes in Every Job person now

Is “job person” a term now?

Kiosade,

People just HAVE to keep changing established terms to feel special, I guess. For example, I’ve noticed people used to say “X got that Win!”, then it changed to “Y fr earned that W”, and today I saw someone say “Z deserved that dub”.

Wonder what the next evolution could possibly be…

jaybone,

I guess I’m just old.

Rodeo,

Nah, it seems like a typo. But you are old, too.

TheRealLinga, (edited )

Fur real

Edit: this comment section is drip

SasquatchBanana,

This is just how language evolved. It is a human phenomena. The slang you picked up was also adapted from other phrases that someone of the older generation will deem more correct.

15liam20,

Tru dat

Deftdrummer,

Retardation.

uphillbothways, (edited ) to memes in Pain
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

The problem is waking up. Sleeping would be great if it would just keep going.

PeWu,

It would be perfect if I could go to sleep indefinitely.

LufyCZ,

Boy do I have news for you

Darkenfolk,

Learn how this guy got infinite sleep in 1 2 3 easy steps!!! Insomniacs hate him!!! 100% ClIcKbAiT

tdawg, to memes in It can become anything

I’ve always imagined the universal desire to have a “good stick” and to even know what a “good stick” is stems from a survival instinct

morrowind, to memes in Pain
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s called revenge bedtime procrastination

dan1101, to memes in It can become anything

Yup. Also used to play around a creek. Leaves were ships and rocks were bombs.

radioactiveradio, to memes in Every Job person now

Do I even get paid for doing it? Also no.

PeriodicallyPedantic, to memes in Pain

I better not play games else I won’t get to bed until 4am. I’ll watch YouTube/tiktok instead because it has lots of stopping points and I can pause it.

Not me watching YouTube/tiktok videos until 4am

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