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EmoDuck, to memes in twenty-six

No, they got a table for 13 people but decided to all sit on one side for when the picture was taken. Look at how crowded it is.

Source: I worked at that restaurant when Jesus came though. Terrible tipper, got what was coming for him

flashgnash,

I hear the camera quality was terrible back then

jol,

EmoDuck’s real name? Albert Einstein. Fell old yet?

shasta,

He cured my leprosy. Just took away my livelihood without so much as a “by your leave…” Can you believe that?!

DaPorkchop_, to memes in twenty-six

why are you using the internet archive as an image host?!?

lars,

Seeing enough

  • broken/removed/deleted Reddit/Tumblr/Twitter images/videos and then
  • Lemmy instances removing all their user-uploaded content last year because someone uploaded trigger-warning content and then
  • seeing my animated GIFs and high-resolution PNGs turn into pixelated, static, medium-size WEBPs after uploading them to Lemmy?

It made me fucking crazy.

Also, my name is lars and I’m a digital hoarder. I’m open to suggestions.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah I hate how Lemmy fucks up gifs, mine just converts them to jpgs lol.

I like how it became a hoarders anonymous meeting at the end.

jdf038,

It only momentarily loads for me. My guess is they are limiting its bandwidth(?) I could be wrong.

lars,

You mean it doesn’t immediately load like other posts?

jdf038,

Nevermind it works now! For me it would load then show a broken icon

lars,

Yuck. I have seen that sometimes, too.

DaPorkchop_,

I mean, I get what you’re saying, but the Internet Archive has limited resources as it is and doesn’t appreciate being used as a CDN. They’ve said as much themselves on various occasions

Elephant0991, to memes in My building's policy on pets
@Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au avatar

Cute dogs allowed!

Daryl76679,

I mean how could you say no to a doggo like that

Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Landlords often have no hearts

WarmSoda, to memes in twenty-six

We all really like this window seat.

rustyredox,

Also, no one like to sit with their back to the walkway corridor, with other guests and staff constantly squeezing past and behind your seat.

Karaatti, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers
klemptor,

Not the chancla!

stefenauris, (edited ) to memes in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers
@stefenauris@pawb.social avatar

hmm, image doesn’t appear to want to load for me on my instance

and then after visiting the post directly it does. how odd

psud,

It might just have been that you were the first person from your instance to visit this conversation, so your instance hadn’t bothered to cache the image

SonicBlue03, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers

The old neighbor’s calves must be incredible.

lars,

Herds of young cows? Sure sounded like it.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

from experience wearing extremely heavy shoes once, I can attest that the most strained muscles in this scenario would be the hip flexors.

(edit to fix voice to text typos, apparently I posted this comment when I was half asleep)

Sabre363, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers

Old? Did you kill them?

lars,

On the advice of counsel, and pursuant to my rights granted by the Fifth Amendment, I respectfully decline to answer your question.

Endorkend, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers
@Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

My downstairs neighbor seems to be wearing some of those glass breaking pens you can buy for emergencies, as heels.

Our apartment is incredibly well sound proofed, you can't hear any of the city noise and usually can't even hear the elevator bell on our floor, even though it's obnoxiously loud. You also can't hear voices, radio or TV from downstairs.

But yet my downstairs neighbor, who apparently ALWAYS wears heels and can't sit down for longer than 5 minutes, manages to make it sound like someone is constantly hammering a nail into solid concrete, with every step she makes.

The tack tack tack tack noise coming from down there, you can figure out where she is in her place, simply by where the sound goes and comes from. From that I know that while most of the layout of her apartment seems the same, two doors are in places where we have walls.

TheRealLinga,

every step she takes… every move she makes… she’ll be killin’ you

dangleheadturtle, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors

May i ask for the source?

lars,
beansbeansbeans,

Wow I haven’t seen this since I was a kid. I believe this is a clip from the movie Wild Swans.

DashboTreeFrog, to memes in Official history of the world

Was just having a conversation recently on whether things have always been this close to a complete existential crisis for humans or is the current global situation unique. Most people felt like things have always been bad but I still feel like, with everything going on in terms of global conflicts and climate change, things are uniquely, complexly and extremely bad on a global scale compared to the past.

lars,

things are uniquely, complexly and extremely bad on a global scale compared to the past

I’m with you. But also, has every generation said exactly this?

lars,

Ugh. I totally get it. And I feel like my older family felt the same way about the Cold War. Like can you imagine sitting through Bay of Pigs listening for potential incoming annihilation?

riodoro1, to memes in Hamas supporters when Hamas rapes women

Now make the same one with israel in the title!

speaker_hat,

Provide a source as a proof that Israel brutally rapes Hamas affiliated people, and I’ll post it.

Guess what? You’ll never find it.

AI_toothbrush,

Idk about rape but Israel literally admits that it bombs hospitals. Also any sane person isnt a hamas or israeli military supporter because both are basically terrorist groups but one of them has better funding.

TheBlue22, to memes in Official history of the world

Back in my day we worked 28 hours a day and didnt complain!!

(They put cocaine in coca cola and lead in the water)

lars,

And the… non-WASPs knew their place. They loved it too in fact!

(I’m paraphrasing some actual things that actual people have actually said about the good old days (but I can’t remember their actual euphemisms (dysphemisms) for non-WASPs))

AngryCommieKender,

The ones I grew up around called them heathens.

lars,

It never occurred to me that I should be grateful to have heard “heathen” used only by history professors and sarcasts.

lars,

…and could afford houses and food

lars,

But now I sound like I’m wearing the same rose-tinted glasses as the folks I was making fun of

potpie,

… as long as they were white.

machiabelly, (edited ) to memes in Official history of the world
@machiabelly@hexbear.net avatar

Hawaii was great until the haoles fucked it up. So was a lot of pre colombian america. And parts of pre colonization africa.

Just because Europe was shit doesn’t mean it was shit everywhere. Europe is pretty unique in that it has been total warring itself for over 2000 years straight. The streak ended in world war 2, but goes back to the bronze age.

Could those places I listed be improved by modern medicine and trains? Sure. Doesnt mean they were terrible.

pingveno,

Those areas are also wildly romanticized. Let’s not forget that one of the ways that some Europeans got established was by trading guns to indigenous people so they could go off and kill other indigenous people for their land.

Catfish,
@Catfish@lemmygrad.ml avatar

The idea that we were warmongers was made up to justify stealing our land. Who was it that welcomed the colonists with open arms until they spat in our ancestor’s faces? Our stories talk about war parties going out and coming back home with zero blood shed. What conflicts we did have were extremely low intensity, we didn’t have the numbers for the horrific wars like the ones waged against us by the colonists.

Many of the tribes were nomadic, we didn’t have oil reserves to war over. We had hunting grounds and fishing spots and art, and just about everyone agreed that these things weren’t worth dying for.

ElHexo,

Similarly in Australia there were a lot of symbolic battles that never resulted in serious injury or death.

That said I wouldn’t characterise pre-invasion Australia as great, most of the country is pretty fucking hard to survive in (let alone over 60k years of climate change)

brain_in_a_box, to memes in Official history of the world

"You can’t be angry at the people causing untold suffering, because actual everything’s bad and that’s just the way it is.

VinesNFluff,
@VinesNFluff@pawb.social avatar

I don’t think that was the point of the post.

It was more “Never fall for a ‘things were good back then’ narrative because actually shit sucked even more in the past”

sooper_dooper_roofer, (edited )

aright cool nothing matters

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