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kittenzrulz123, to lemmyshitpost in Wake up!

Fun fact: cats don’t sleep so it probably thought the person might be dead

M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t get this humour. Or do you really think they don’t sleep?

kittenzrulz123,

Clarification: they don’t sleep like people, cats are always ready to defend themselves and prefer shorter naps

flango, to lemmyshitpost in A case in the New Zealand parliament.

That’s actually cool!

tacosanonymous, to lemmyshitpost in Fire stick

That seems really useful in very certain situations but an absolute nightmare in any other.

distantsounds,

Just like explosive diarrhea

ChicoSuave, to lemmyshitpost in Cops dragging a reel

Looks like somewhere in Europe that has a police requirement of a college graduate. These cops are acting like American police.

quafeinum,
@quafeinum@lemmy.world avatar

That’s correct. It’s the ‘Berlin’ riot police(for demos etc), they are shipped in from other cities because locals don’t like to hit locals, but Bavarians love hitting leftist Berlin scum climate activists. dumbest mfs you’ll meet.

uservoid1, to lemmyshitpost in Cops dragging a reel

If only there was a better way to roll a wheel

driving_crooner, to lemmyshitpost in Wake up!
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

This is way better than ours who bite our elbows.

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in A case in the New Zealand parliament.
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Which demon did I just summon to this earthly plane by watching this? Ah well, it’ll have to fight the ones already here for dominance, so I’m sure it will be fine. :-P

not_again, to lemmyshitpost in A case in the New Zealand parliament.

Iambic (some-number)-ter FTW

penquin, to lemmyshitpost in A case in the New Zealand parliament.

What’s going on?

BurnedDonut,

As you can see they are giving opening greetings for this session.

Cagi,

This is a Maori war dance called a Haka. Traditianally meant to intimidate your enemies and psych yourself up before a big battle. Here are some real Maori warriors performing a large Haka. youtu.be/xI6TRTBZUMM

AI_toothbrush,

I know about maori people but what is the context for this clip?

Cagi,

She’s newly elected. This was a part of her first speech and it has gone viral. She’s Maori and I suppose this is her saying she’s there to fight, but I didn’t see the rest of the speech.

penquin,

That’s badass

Cagi,

Imagine seeing an army doing this in full face paint 300 years ago. Terrifying. I’d give up, they win.

penquin,

Why 300 years ago? Now, I’d still give up. That made my hair stand up.

Thief_of_Crows, (edited )

Yeah but this way is way scarier, cause even if you survive the army, you now also have to invent a time machine if you ever want to get back home.

Geobloke,

Well tattoos, but yeah. They also do it before every union game and it makes me want to pick up the ball again and play them. Not going to happen, but the Aussie side is pretty shite at the moment, so there’s a chance

Frozzie, to lemmyshitpost in A case of holiday
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I had to double check that I was on my main account

Zachariah, to lemmyshitpost in Perpetual motion machine
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

magnets… how don’t they work?

smuuthbrane, to lemmyshitpost in Perpetual motion machine
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

Aw, I was hoping it was a drill under the table with a huge bar magnet on it.

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in Perpetual motion machine
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Inb4 person who only watched half says it’s not rEal pErPeTuAl mOtIoN

TxzK, to lemmyshitpost in A case of holiday

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Imgonnatrythis, to lemmyshitpost in A case of holiday

I need some help processing these feelings.

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