baldurs_gate_3

Let this be a reminder to hate Zariel

Baldur's Gate 3 features a bizarre moments where the player can be turned into a sentient wheel of cheese. Here's how to trigger it.

So I’ve got some assassins that will just randomly attack me because of spoilers. Well, this time, some people came and tried to help kill the assassins, and one of them was a dog. This assassin I was fighting decided to run away from me and past another party member, taking 2 opportunity attacks in the process so they could...

Scratch is the bestest of the best boys. I think he got even better with the new patch. Maybe too good. I threw the vial of smokepowder to blast through a wall. And the good boy thinks I want to play fetch. So while everyone runs away from the wall and I’m getting ready to IGNIS the good boy fetches the smokepowder and brings...

I have growing doubts of the statistical randomness of attacks in honor mode with karmic dice disabled. I’m talking about multi-attack with action surge completely whiffing when the chance to hit is 75% or greater and rogues with advantage that couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn. (1/4)^2 is 6.25% so across hundreds of...

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Or even dye them. Inventory management is so bad. I try to use unique containers for various things but it’s getting harder and harder to find stuff when I need it.

We just got ambushed in a courtyard by about 15 enemies standing on a walkway above us, with no immediately obvious way for us to get up there. We were sitting ducks. So Shadowheart cast blade barrier across the entire walkway. In addition to doing a lot of damage every turn, it imposes difficult terrain. All of the enemies...

Update: I reinstalled the game and when that didn’t work I went poking around in the Xbox settings themselves....

Spoilers for Act 3

Yeah sorry not your typical post here, I hope that’s OK!...

I’m on my 4th campaign (2nd honour mode) and I still have yet to actually use the flask! I’m just starting Act 3 in this playthrough, but I’d love to hear your ideas and suggestions for the flask

Bethesda's latest can't help but feel shallow by comparison.

Basically title. I decided to start a new honor mode run after the update the other day (haven’t played in a few months) and getting a bug in which character’s face animations don’t work during dialog. Lips don’t move, expressions don’t change. A little googling didn’t turn up any similar reported bugs except for a...

It’s neat how they thought of so many different scenarios. You don’t get any other gods mentioned in paladin dialogues as far as I can tell. I played a PC of Tiefling, Drow, and Half-orc paladins so far and none of those had any “Paladin of” options to choose. SH just happened to be my face this run and I guess if you...

Until I fuck the squid

I am running the popular tempest cleric build with a bit of wizard thrown in. I summoned an air elemental, which prompted the game to ask if I wanted to trigger destructive wrath. I haven’t tested this, but I’m curious what the effect would be, if any....

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