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[Request] How to get a tiny multitool past airport security?

First off: This post is about a tiny Leatherman multitool. Not a gun, not a sword, not something that can actually hurt someone. Just a small, harmless tool that is unfairly banned from planes because of onerous TSA regs. No one is going to do 9/11 with tiny pliers and a fingernail-sized screwdriver....

(ULPT) Keeping a KPI bank

If your job has key performance indicators (KPI) but makes you report them (for some reason) always under report a little. Add the extras to the next day (so that no metric goes too stale) and keep any extras for the following. If you ever have a lazy day you still have a few extra things to report to keep your average high and...

Rent requirements in the US are nuts (i.imgur.com)

Reject modernity. Embrace tradition. - Feddit.cl (feddit.cl)

ULPT: If you get paid annual leave and you're definitely going to quit your job soon, ask for a large pay rise first. When you quit, your accumulated annual leave will be paid out at the higher rate

I had 6 weeks of annual leave saved up. Im changing to a job that pays significantly more than my current salary. When my boss asked me what it would take to stay, I asked for a salary increase of 35% which he begrudingly gave me. Then I quit. This equated to an entitlement payout of about $10,700 instead of $8000 on my previous...

ULPT: If you're renting a new apartment, save a newspaper from the day your rent starts.

That way, if there are any damages, you can take a picture with the newspaper and “prove” that the damage was there when you moved in.

ULPT: If you are late returning a car rental and you purchased full insurance, you can just crash it.

No more late return fees!

ULPT: Keep business cards from people you don't like in your car

If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, write “sorry” on one of those cards and stick it on their windshield.

Unethical dad life tip

A mum says to the exchange student “heres a mum tip: hang up your clothes properly like this instead of all bunched up and it will dry a lot faster”...

[ULPT] Fake it 'til you make it, a quick guide.

If you ever want to apply for a job that you don’t qualify for; act really enthusiastic. Mention it’s your dream job exct....

ULPT: Upon arriving at an airbnb/hotel, change your phone system date to the date of your checkout, and take a video walkthrough.

That way, if you damage anything, you have video proof that you left it in good condition.

ULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update (fakeupdate.net)

Works for mobile too

ULPT: Using Teams and want to stop your status from going Idle? Start a meeting using “Meet now” on teams and change your status to Available.

Keeps your status green indefinitely. As a bonus, it also keeps your device from going into sleep mode (and timing out of VPN if your company uses that).

ReallyKinda, 2 years ago

ULPT: Post job ads in your area for jobs similar to the one you have(or are looking for) at your desired salary.

This way if your employer checks to see if your wage is competitive it will look like they should give you a raise in order to retain you.

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dunidane, 2 years ago

You can also reply to any recruiter who reaches out on LinkedIn that their salary is below your expected value.

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ULPT: Give the same perfume to your wife and your girlfriend.

It could really save your ass one day.

ULPT: Find and befriend your co-workers that don't drink, because if there's ever a work function with drink tickets, you can try to get theirs.

Don’t be too obvious about it though.

ULPT: If a website requires you to enter your credit card info for a free trial, create an account on the Spanish or Belgium PayPal sites.

PayPal doesn’t require you to enter a credit card to create an account in these countries. You can then add the PayPal account as a payment method to the site.

ULPT: if you’re stuck on an annoying call, put your phone on airplane mode instead of just hanging up.

The other person will see “call failed” instead of “call ended”, which gives you plausible deniability.

ULPT: If you live in a building where you have to pay for the use of shared washer/dryer, look up your buildings washer/dryer model on eBay and order a key for it.

The key allows you to access the control panel that starts the cycle. Free laundry!

ULPT Whenever buying something online, try using the coupon code "military". Many sites have a military discount and don't require any proof of military service.

Some sites offer up to 30% off.

ULPT: How to get out of holding/seeing a baby

Ever feel uncomfortable holding someone’s child? Or don’t like being asked to see someone’s baby? Just say you’re sick (or just recovering). The parents will be very happy to keep the bay far away from you.

ULPT: If you're a cashier/server/etc, you can increase the amount of tips you get by including more loose coins with the customer's change.

For example, give them four quarters instead of one dollar....

ULPT: If you need to fart at the supermarket, do it in the cheese aisle

Preferably near the French cheeses. Anyone who smells it will think the blue cheeses are especially pungent today.

ULPT: If there's an Airbnb near your apartment, pay for a friend to spend a single night there so you can obtain their WiFi password

Many of them don’t change their password often.

ULPT: To eavesdrop on people around you, put in your earbuds/headphones and pretend to listen to music, but don't actually play any music.

If you bop your head a little, they’ll assume you’re listening to music and speak more freely.