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Photographer, to memes in The fountain.

When you’ve been camping with your parents for 8 days and you finally get back to your own room.

NENathaniel, to memes in No... Never... I am selfish 😅
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I feel like it should have been “… what do you have now?”

WilliamsStark, to memes in Relatable!

I’m exactly like this.

backhdlp, to memes in Almost every time...
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s currently 5am for me, holidays saving my non-sleeping ass rn

AffineConnection, to memes in Is this photoshopped or is there really a country where the stop sign is green?

It’s blueshifted to looking green because you’re excessively speeding.

TheKingBee, to memes in Funtastic 😅
@TheKingBee@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not trying to defend windows, it has a myriad of issues, but I’ve never understood the meme of it updating at inconvenient times. I run windows 11 pro, I set it to only update when i tell it to and it does… Like it’s never been a problem, wasn’t a problem in windows 10 or 7 pro either.

I don’t get it, am i windows whisperer and not know it?

toddestan,

There’s always the centrally managed corporate Windows desktops. My workplace is better about this now, but previously they’d just push down updates and with some of them you’d have little other choice but to let it proceed no matter how inconvenient the timing.

Misconduct,

I mean… There’s videos of it suddenly doing an update in the middle of people’s gaming/work sessions lol. I used to stream way back when windows updates were at their troll peak and had one kick off in the middle of a stream. It just happened randomly to some of us regardless of what was scheduled. I don’t imagine it happened more than once for too many people. Generally speaking it’s pretty good about sneaking updates in even though I detest how aggressive it is about them

WetBeardHairs,

As a software developer, I still struggle with windows fuckery. I have to manage about a dozen machines, each of which has different tasks, and sometimes they decide to just up and reboot for the mandatory update. While I am out of state.

Uhg. I spent time yesterday writing a windows service to perpetually send a WoL magic packet to those computers just to avoid this situation again. They may never shut off again.

kamen, to memes in Relatable!

I have just one, but snooze it like 10 times.

CohortCzort, to memes in That's just a matter of the amount of coffee

This was me last week. Except only 4 hour over three days and working 12s each day.

UltraMagnus0001, to memes in That's just a matter of the amount of coffee

You can’t play catch up on sleep and it will cause cancer. Sleep repairs your body and mind and it needs to be a cycle.

altima_neo, to memes in I DONT WANT TO WATCH MY LITTLE PONY,,, AHHHHH!!!!
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You guys had remotes as kids?

We had to get up and turn the knob.

tfw_no_toiletpaper,
Preacher,

We’d just pull that knob off and hide it

XbSuper, to memes in Relatable!

Jesus Christ, you’re all irresponsible af. Just get up.

Jorgelino, to memes in Relatable!

I’ve got an alarm app on my phone, that requires me to solve 3 math problems to stop ringing. Then it waits 10 minutes and a message pops up for me to confirm that i’m still awake, otherwise it starts ringing again.

BruceLee,

What is the name of the app ?

AaronAegeus,

Sleep as Android does something similar.

Jorgelino,

AMDroid

SuckMyWang,

That sounds annoying as fuck. So the alarm starts blaring and you have to panic solve 3 maths problems while your room mates yell at you to shut your fucking alarm up

Jorgelino,

I mean, it is supposed to be annoying, but the alarm turns off temporarily when you start solving the questions. You can also set the difficulty, mine are nothing crazy, just x + y * z . Pretty easy, but hard enough that i can’t solve them while half-asleep.

SuckMyWang,

Keep in mind your alarm is the very first conscious moment of your day, your brain releasing shit loads of cortisol isn’t the best way to set yourself up. Ideally you want to replicate nature if you can. Phillips have a wake up light alarm clock that fades on over time. If you couple this with some bird sounds or relaxing music that fades on after it’s light it’s very easy to wake up. And if you wake up in the cold set a timer on a heater to turn on before you wake up to begin to raise your body temperature.

Omega_Haxors, to memes in Relatable!
Number358, to memes in Relatable!
Grass, to memes in I DONT WANT TO WATCH MY LITTLE PONY,,, AHHHHH!!!!

Soon nobody will understand this.

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