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skiguy0123, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Give birth right before your trip

Criton, in What do you feel like life will be like on earth in 100 years?
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I'll be long gone and I have no kids by choice. Hopefully the human race will be extinct and the planet can recover.

Lifecoach5000,

Can I side step and ask how you feel about 20 years then?

Criton,
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I just want to take care of my little corner of the world. Take care of me and mine, have enjoyable experiences, make memories and try to avoid being evil.

I can't do much about the big stuff (other than vote). It's going to get worse before it gets better (if it ever gets better) but no point worrying.

Lifecoach5000,

I like your attitude and feel quite the same. I hope you have a prosperous life!

unsophisticated,

I like your attitude

What they wrote:

Hopefully the human race will be extinct

Yeah, right. Likable attitude.

Lifecoach5000,

Fair enough lol. I like his 20 year attitude specifically on face surface.

MortalWombat,

Big same. I've spent the last 30 years arguing (and voting) for sustainable policies and environmental regulations, but what little progress has been made is woefully insufficient. I did my best, but obviously humanity doesn't actually want to survive.

ulu_mulu, in Why is the Lemmy maskot/Logo a rat?
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It's not a rat, it's a Lemming.

Reddit is a play on words "I read it -> on reddit"

Gormadt, in Side effects of nitric oxide?
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You should talk to your doctor about what you're doing and experiencing. Because it sure sounds like you're either doing a breathing technique wrong and suffocating yourself or you're doing it right and have an underlying condition that's making whatever you're doing dangerous.

TLDR talk to a medical professional not social media about it.

nicman24, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

this is it. this is the critical point of quality the fediverse needed

TheDudeV2, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Get your bowels empty in the days leading up to it. So don’t eat. Anything. 2 days before you can relieve yourself start eating small amounts of protein.

Or, better yet, don’t even try to do this. You’re very unlikely to succeed and therefore your effort is going into preventing an inevitable situation rather than figuring out how to deal with the inevitable problem once it arrives.

macrocephalic, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I have a friend who was in the army and said they had to do 100+km training hikes. No one wanted to have to stop to poo so the first thing they did, before even starting, was to eat the block of cheese from their ration packs. They called it plug cheese.

skrttskrtt911, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

This post is gold. To parrot a couple others, anti-diarrhea medicine always locks me up for a day or two

bigkahuna1986, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I just want to be a part of this history. Also maybe like protein shakes?

JWBananas, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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Good luck winning that car!

mizu6079,
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If i was gonna be on a Mr Beast video i would've probably spent some money on an actual specialist

JWBananas,
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I have no idea what you're talking about

airportline,
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Famous YouTube star and Satan worshiper.

JoeBidet, in Why does Lemmy feel so fresh compared to Reddit?
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Because it’s run by the people for the people! :)

Boozilla, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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Hard boiled eggs. Astronauts love them because they are almost completely absorbed and pooping in space is a hassle.

bernieecclestoned,

TIL

CoolBeance,
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Oh god. I never thought I would imagine a "floater" as anything more than poop in a pool

H3wastooshort, in why do people make nonsense posts with the jerboa logo

The logo is shown while the image is still loading or if it can't be loaded.

Evkob, in How would you explain to a new user how Lemmy works?
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It's like reddit but the reddit part works like email. You can get emails from yahoo.com on your gmail, just like you can interact with users and communities hosted on different instances.

freeman,

The best explanation I’ve seen, for gamers, is tha reddit is like Xbox live. Lemmy is PlayStation and kbin is pc (or however). And kbin and lemmy have cross play enabled so you can play together.

Or you can sub Reddit for mastodon etc.

TheOneCurly,

This is what I used with my more technically friends and family. I think its really intuitive with the community/magazine url format <community>@<domain>.

unix_joe, in Why does Lemmy feel so fresh compared to Reddit?
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There aren't any bots here promoting a narrative, or auto-downvoting people. From around 2015 until its final days, Reddit was manipulated by business and political entities to steer groupthink. Turning off reddit unplugs you from the Matrix, so to speak.

On Lemmy specifically: its a higher barrier to entry, there's less karma chasing here. Especially if you aren't on one of the larger Lemmy instances. It feels like a community and not like karma-whoring. In my preferences, I turned off viewing the number of votes a comment has, which is nice.

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