intensely_human, 1 year ago

I woke up this morning three hours after my alarm (work started quite late so I was fine in that regard), with my phone sitting next to me (I keep it across the room). What’s more is I also had a salt shaker next to me, and a big pile of salt underneath me.

So apparently this happened:

• My alarm went off
• I got up, went across the room, and turned it off
• Then I went to the kitchen and got a salt shaker
• Then I shook that shaker over my bed for a long time. Or, I unscrewed the cap and poured the salt then screwed the cap back on. It was a lot of salt. Like a couple tablespoons at least
• Went back to sleep