Last time, I used: “Anybody need anything while I’m out?” and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!
captain_aggravated, 
I actually did this one.
I was having my wisdom teeth removed. I was like 23. The anesthesiologist was a cute little blonde chick. Apparently the last thing I said before I went under was “Man this girl is a real…knockout…”
I didn’t get her number.
Mrkawfee, “Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast”
LEONHART, This. This is the one.
(Long live Ace Rimmer.)
ohlaph, Man, that’s rough, fingers crossed for you yo!!!
Also, “I’ll see you in there.”
Kerrigor, 
The galaxy is in Orion's bell...
Traegs, The line is “the galaxy is on Orion’s belt”
The alien couldn’t think of the word “collar”
MajorHavoc, It’s actually cut off at “bell” the first time before it passes out. It manages “belt” later.
Traegs,
Kerrigor, It's only "bell", the entire plot of the movie is that they think he couldn't manage to finish saying "belt", but had actually finished
Traegs,
CobolSailor, Saying I don’t consent to surgery isn’t the best thing to say. But gosh the the doctors face… priceless
stolid_agnostic, Any professional would cancel the procedure at this point. Too much liability now.
dingus, There are a lot of good ones out there, but this just seems like a stupid move tbh and a way to get your surgery cancelled
Colour_me_triggered, “I usually prefer isoflurane, but I’ll take a hit of this” only works if they don’t use isoflurane.
“So this was what it was like for my victims” if you want to go dark.
Daft_ish, I only know when you wake up you ask, “what year is it.” If you can manage it.
Tom_bishop, “Hey, who’s that tall, hairy woman in white dress behind you?”
Taringano, Make comments unrelated to your actual procedure.
“hope the transplant goes well.” / “really looking forward to this m to f transition”
leaky_shower_thought, Mr. Scott, beam me up.
Schlemmy, Scotty
BeatTakeshi, 
Finally, time to experience that cutting edge technology!
NegativeLookBehind, 
“I had sex with your…”
NeoNachtwaechter, Too blunt.
Maybe better: I think I saw your daughter last night. Later you can ask me where…
CarbonatedPastaSauce, Maybe don’t antagonize people about to cut you open. Or live dangerously, I’m not your father.
NegativeLookBehind, You can just sue them afterwards!
SecretSauces, 
Not if they don’t sew you up first
Treczoks, I know where the gold is!
IHaveTwoCows, Don’t have a quip for you, just wanted to say that I absolutely LOVE anesthesia!!
Kyle_The_G, when I came to from getting my wisdom teeth out I said “you guys stole my teeth!”
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