crawancon,

My docs had a bit of fun with me, after gassing me up a bit they turned on Tina turners ‘what’s love got to do with it’ turned around to give a look and a grin.

fade to black…

" hey you… glad you’re awake…"

haha …couldn’t resist sorry.

LifeOfChance,

My best line was when my wife tried being funny and asked “did you turn the stove off?” My response was “no” apparently and she actually called her friend to go check. I was just trying to rile her up like she was trying with me.

Uli,

“I want my last words to be funny, so try not to laugh.”

whaleross,
@whaleross@lemmy.world avatar

My god, it’s full of starsszzzz

NakariLexfortaine,

“The code is burned onto the back of my left kidney. If I die, be a hero.”

dmention7,

“Nobody better touch my stuff…”

Good luck OP, I certainly hope your username is NOT relevant in this case.

Window_Error_Noises,
@Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world avatar

Much appreciated! I sure as heck hope that, too, haha - my username is mostly related to my epilepsy, and how my oodles of seizures make me feel. Just…various, classic Windows error “bonk!” sounds, amongst other glitches, but in ma’ brain.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I’m going under on Monday to get my ankle put back together. I’m totally using stuff that I found here.

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

“make sure to keep everything tidy when i comeback”

postmateDumbass,

I hope it’s not Rapey Jesus on the other side this time!

Etterra,

If anything goes wrong, tell my wife that I forgot to do the laundry.

Vodik_VDK, (edited )
Misconduct,

Kind of a dick move don’t you think?

Vodik_VDK,

No; dicks usually go in an oscilating or pendulous motion, while I simply go down.

BlueMagma,

Why are there people like you…

Vodik_VDK,

Because I felt my wisdom teeth get pulled, and because I identify as a problem.

DudeDudenson,

Doing the “who are you” bit when you wake up might be more amusing and easier to pull off (considering you don’t normally know when you’re going to pass out)

EddoWagt,

Might be more difficult to do when you wake up as you have the chance to actually have no fucking clue what’s going on

JustZ,

“That doesn’t taste like fresh air.”

shinigamiookamiryuu,

“Beam me up, Scotty!”

NOT_RICK,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

“Who farted?”

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