doubletwist,

F: Zero seconds.

Step 1: Eat a cookie Step 2: Drink Milk Step 3: Goto Step 1

cybirdman,

I remember watching a Mythbusters or similar show that concluded that the time out of the milk after dipping is more important than the time in the milk. I’ve been doing that ever since, one dip than 5 seconds out then dip again and 5 seconds out again and it’s perfect every time.

favrion,
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How does that work?

cybirdman,

Not sure, I guess exposing the cookie to air let’s the milk seep in deeper.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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Stick a fork in the cream, hold it under until the bubbles stop.

Xariphon,

This is me too.

medgremlin,

Other people have given me a hard time for using that as the metric for when they’re done. It’s not my fault they interpret it as me drowning the cookie.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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I’m surprised Oreo hasn’t done a Halloween ad campaign about how people eat their cookies: Hold it under until the bubbles stop, twist its head off, eat it in tiny nibbles.

medgremlin,

Pro tip: if there’s an Aldi near you, get the Benton’s sandwich creme cookies. They’re so much better than Oreos and way cheaper.

dmention7,

Dude, the Benton’s maple creme sandwich cookies… Omg

Aldi has quite a few house brands that are fantastic and (relatively) cheap.

CM400,

Reeces did that many years ago.

Edit: youtu.be/PdtaThCpyPM?si=-HY2jUdWoBmROuO5

surewhynotlem,

Keep going. I’m getting there.

Lev_Astov,
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I like to bite off just a little of the top and bottom of the sandwich cookie to aid in airflow/flooding, since the baked finish is sometimes nearly air tight.

_dev_null,
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

Just like your hookers.

Papergeist,

Uhhhhh zero seconds. I don’t like milk and thus I don’t dip my cookies in shit.

favrion,
@favrion@lemmy.world avatar

Fair.

Thorny_Insight,

In Finland we have a “local Oreo” called Domino. Oreo always had this mythical reputation as a famous american cookie almost no one had tasted. Then Oreos came to the stores here for the first time so I naturally bought a pack to try them out. I never bought another one. Those are incredibly dry and dull tasting compared to the Domino cookies I’m used to.

intensely_human,

That’s why we’re talking about dipping them

Mr_Blott,

Yeah in the UK, Oreos are the lowest common denominator too. You’d have to finish the custard creams, bourbons, fly cemeteries and the dusty old packet of pink wafers you inherited when your gran died before you’d consider an Oreo

cashews_best_nut,

Hob Nobs are top tier. 🤌

Mr_Blott,

Close, *homemade hobnobs are top tier. Trust me, I’m an emigrant 😂

popekingjoe,
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Until it’s too late to save it because I dropped it in the milk several minutes and fuck shit ass I forgot thanks to ADHD because ooo lizards.

PissinSelfNdriveway,

Exactly, you wait until you feel it just starting to dissolve under your fingers and then try to pull it out fast and gentle. If you are in any way slightly wrong it’s gone

serpineslair,

No set time, I hold them under until the bubbles stop.

Veraxus,
@Veraxus@kbin.social avatar
  1. Fill a cup with oreos.
  2. Cover with milk.
  3. Wait until oreos become paste.
  4. Stir and eat with spoon.

Also, my favorite cookie/biscuit used to be Mother’s Taffy sandwich cookies, but then they went out of business, got bought out, brought back, and ruined by completely changing the recipe. Pretty sure the new recipe is just cardboard pulp and reclaimed wastewater.

I miss those.

SavageJomama,

I like to dip it far enough that my fingers are in the milk a little too so that I can feel once the oreo starts to get soft.

morphballganon,

I’m perfectly happy with 5 seconds, or not dipping at all. Eat cookie, drink milk. Still enjoyable one after the other.

My wife’s a 5-second dipper, though, so I have adopted her practice when she’s around.

flicker,

Dip a chocolate digestive in tea for maybe two full seconds and it is absolute glory.

Extrasvhx9he,

I’m one of those monsters that eats the oreo and then washes down with milk. No dipping

favrion,
@favrion@lemmy.world avatar

I’m one of those monsters that eats it raw.

lvxferre,
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I’m one of those monsters that don’t usually eat oreos.

Never saw the appeal - I prefer sweeter, chocolate or strawberry-flavoured sandwich cookies instead. (Kind of weird given that I tend to gravitate towards bitter food.)

ericisshort,

Raw, microwaved, fried, frozen or drowned - there’s no wrong way to eat an Oreo.

s3rvant,
@s3rvant@kbin.social avatar

Opposite here: crush some in a cup, fill with milk and eat with a spoon

Shardikprime,

You forgot to cut it with the blockbuster card before sniffing

Shardikprime,
  • 3 seconds: normal human bean
  • 5 seconds: borderline philistine, yet understandable
  • 10 seconds: I will gawk in incredulity at your shenanigans
  • 15 seconds: you are an absolute Madlad
  • 30 seconds: you revolting against what? And what for? Do you even have principles?
  • longer: who hurt you?
metaStatic,

Tim Tam SLAM

baduhai,

I rarely dip, I mostly put the dry oreo in my mouth and take a sip.

favrion,
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I like dry Oreos, especially when they are on the verge of being stale and they soften.

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