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zipzoopaboop, in Wonderful holiday scents

smelling like food all the time was one of my major contributing factors to quit my fast food job in high school

AlligatorBlizzard,

I worked at McDonald’s for a bit in college. I was a vegetarian at the time (still am) and smelling like the grill all the time made me constantly queasy - I looked fantastic at 150 pounds but I lost 30 pounds in three months working there and it genuinely wasn’t healthy.

lightnsfw,

I ran a barbeque grill for one day for a fundraiser in high school. That was enough for me to know I didn’t ever want to work in a restaurant.

Ragdoll_X,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

Understandable. That would certainly substantially increase the risk of being vored.

zipzoopaboop,

How much of a threat is that if you aren’t around wild anacondas or furries?

Sheeple, (edited )
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

This is Lemmy. Do you think you’re ever safe from furries here?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/70fbe748-306c-41a4-bc38-a1b99385a0a5.png

zipzoopaboop,

Who said I’m trying to be safe

Ragdoll_X,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar
MEATPANTS,

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

exocrinous,

uwu

Adramis, in Strange Game

That looks both fun and painful AF. Kicks are no joke.

Rolder,

Would the kicks have much weight behind them considering they are dangling?

kttnpunk, in cool phone trick
@kttnpunk@lemmy.world avatar

Reeling imagining the prolapse. I can’t do width lol

ryathal, (edited )

Not with that attitude you can’t.

kttnpunk, (edited )
@kttnpunk@lemmy.world avatar

Well I guess it is a good build up to a whole fist…

AngryishHumanoid, in King shit

Am I a gravy trainer? How would I know if I was?

monsterpiece42,

You 100% are. Any non-gravy trainer would has strong conviction that they’re not.

The doubt means you must be. Time to go get out quaffed.

I’m sorry you had to learn this way.

PP_BOY_, (edited ) in The four houses dads belong to.
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Milwaukee and DeWalt dads go into cripping debt trying to one-up each other with home renovations every year

Ryobi dads sit at the back of the bus.

Makita dads fuck the other three dads wives

Hilti dad fucks makita dad

Valmond,

Bosch in the meantime is just working working and working. No sex, no fun, just work.

Ketchup,

Can confirm I’m in debt

Kajibits,

Festool is the dad who still says “My father will hear about this”. Sure people like him but he’s still an asshole.

Death_Equity,

Festool is like a Porsche. They are expensive, but once you experience it you understand why they are worth that price.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I was wondering where Festool gang was at

Gork,

As a bisexual Makita dad, this describes me well.

protist,

Damn bro, we should hang. Makita dad meetup

JohnL3nnin,

I work with Hilti tools at work. You just made me giggle, thanks!

hh93,

Do Bosch tools not exist outside of Germany? Here the professional (blue) line is pretty much on par with hilti and Makita in terms of quality if not better depending on the type of tool

acockworkorange,

Thing is I’ve only seen their cheap and really crappy line.

Delphia,

Bosch doesnt really enter the chat in a lot of places because their range of (excellent) tools just isnt that big.

If you’re looking to enter a dad dick measuring contest with your tool collection Bosch isnt going to win, I swear Ryobi is about 3 seconds from bringing out a battery powered battery.

No_Eponym,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

So basically, Bosh is Bosh-batons Academy of Magic.

Mastercraft/Amazon Basic brand over here for us squibs too.

Stanley is the dark arts. They own DeWalt, we all pretend DeWalt isn’t just a front for Stanley, but we all know they are sus. Users of Stanley tools are known as Deck Eaters.

clockwork_octopus,

I was wondering when someone would mention MasterCrap

TheDoozer,

I have Ryobi’s battery powered power supply, so… kinda!

nova_ad_vitum,

They exist in NA but definitely aren’t as popular. The Bosch evsk1617 kit is still the best value for a larger size (not palm) router kit.

thehatfox, (edited )
@thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

There’s some Bosch stuff in the UK. I’m a Makita person but I recently bought a Bosch glue gun and it’s the most solid feeling glue gun I’ve ever had.

Not a professional line but I also know a few people that love the Parkside tools from Lidl, they are good value home tools so I’m told.

DarthBueller,

The Lidl tools give me some serious Harbor Freight vibes.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Bosch os common throughout Europe. In the US it probably suffers from the not invented here syndrome. Or maybe just heavy taxes, or they don’t think blue is manly enough. Who can tell?

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know how it is in Europe, but Bosch tools here are incredibly hit-or-miss between products. A driver might last five years but a jigsaw only a few weeks. I don’t know of they contract out more work than other cordless makers, but I’ve never known a major brand to have as big of a quality gradient as them.

DarthBueller,

Green vs Blue.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Is that the blue or green stuff? The blue stuff is pretty consistently good I think, the green stuff is the “I’m a broke student” stuff.

Ilovethebomb,

I’ve let the smoke out of a Bosch drill before, they’re not that great.

UltraMagnus0001,

Love my overpriced German Metabo.

DarthBueller,

I have a metaboHPT Brad nailer and it was absolutely the most affordable I could find outside of harbor freight level, and at the same time one of my highest quality tools. Truly a joy to use.

UltraMagnus0001,

MetaboHPT are Hitachi. I wish their tools were compatible with my Metabo gmbh CAS batteries.

Viking_Hippie,

Everyone except the Ryobi dads sound like they must be exhausted tbh…

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t know the half of the toolbox dick-measring contest that goes on at jobsites.

Viking_Hippie,

No doubt lol

Ilovethebomb,

Anyone buying Hilti for DIY work needs to be slapped.

Whirling_Ashandarei, (edited )

Dewalt is still that well regarded? My dad fucking hates them lol we used to have a good amount of their stuff and then tool after tool broke on him and he won’t buy them unless he doesn’t have a better option (he and my brother are HVAC/plumbers). He likes Milwaukee but thinks they’re overpriced, and has a decent amount of Ryobi stuff now, along with Bosch. My grandpa was the Makita man.

I have a lot of Ryobi and Makita hand-me-downs as a result, haven’t really had to buy much of my own yet, but that’s changing.

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Makita is honestly the way to go if you really work in the trades. The extreme top-range specs of DeWalt or Milwaukee’s tools could (and should, IMO) be easily surpassed with a cheap corded tool.

Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

All of my DeWalt gear straight up fucks. Anything else is toys though my Incra router table swings a fat Makita and my mitering chop saw is a Rigid.

L0rd0fD3rp, in The four houses dads belong to.

Went looking for my Craftsman brothers, but I’m afraid I may stand alone.

thericcer,

I stand in solidarity with you brother!

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Most of my SB&D Craftsmam stuff is ptetty good.

Lianodel,

IIRC, that might be because their quality & reputation took a dip for a while. They were, after all, a Sears brand, and Sears got run into the ground by some blood-sucking leadership.

That said, they used to have a great reputation, and were sold to Black & Decker in 2017, who seem to be handling the line up much, much better.

SupraMario,

B&D makes tools for people who hang pictures… I’ve never seen a b&d tool on a job site or even handle the bare minimum for anything more than little house projects. DeWalt is like the lowest grade stuff that most guys use in construction, but even those are starting to have QC issues and durability drops.

atx_aquarian, (edited )
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

Sir, this is a shitpost about dads.

marito,

And my axe!

jaschen, in How to make two groups of fanboys twitch simultaneously.

Wait, is this the ship from Firefly?

RizzRustbolt,

I think it’s the one from Battlespace Galactitoads.

jaschen,

No, you’re thinking Starfox. Def Starfox.

BigDanishGuy, in The four houses dads belong to.

How about dads who went with the discount hardware store’s brand. It’s easily 1/4 Dewalt prices and comes with a 5 year no questions asked warranty? I spent like 80euros on two 18V cordless drills. I keep the receipt in the case they came in, and in the last 8 years I’ve abused the shit out of them, and have had at least one replacement. Just like Dewalt, makita, milwaukee, and ryobi, I have several batteries and charges, and a plethora of tools with the same battery.

I went to the store with a beat up drill, and the pimply faced teen at the register was like wtf?!? But the manager didn’t want the full story on the phone. Only three questions “is it [store brand]?” “is the receipt less than 5 years old?” and “what are you calling me for then?”. New drill, new case and new receipt. Oldest drill is about 4.5 years old now, so I guess that I have to torture the hell out of it and get a new one with 5 more years.

NoIWontPickaName,

People talk shit about Harbor freight, but I have walked into that store with a box full of burnt up power tools and had absolutely no problems getting my money back or new tools. That bonus warranty for two dollars has paid for itself I don’t even know how many times. And you don’t have to buy a new warranty on every tool. You just have to buy that once and you get unlimited exchanges.

kelargo, in The four houses dads belong to.

Milwaukee and Ryobi are owned by the same company. protoolreviews.com/power-tool-manufacturers-who-o…

CaptPretentious,

All 4 houses all belong to Hogwarts

AshKetchup, in The four houses dads belong to.

My dad gifted me a Dewalt Impact for Father’s day one year and I’ve been unintentionally stuck in that ecosystem since.

partial_accumen,

How have power tool companies not figured out Gillette’s trick about giving you a free razor on your 18th birthday to lock you in for decades?

root_beer,

Weird, I always thought that Gillette used the Selective Service registration in figuring out who to reach

Also, could the power tool companies afford to give power tools away like that? A razor is one thing but a cordless drill?

JJROKCZ,

That drill needs batteries before long and needs to have an assortment of bits to use with it, those companies often sell all the bits or own the company that does

Pistcow,

Dewalt has the juice to get it done but lacking g in specialty tools and their tough system sucks compared to Milwaukee. Coming from a guy with several grand of dewalt. Kind of wish I went Milwaukee but I’m in too deep…

Telecaster615,

They’re getting better on specialty tools the last year or 2.

The 12 volt line has expanded as well. I Didn’t need the 12v drill driver combo but wanted the 12v rachet they had as a free tool ona sale.

I rarely grab the 20v drill or driver unless the 12 just can’t get it done.

The tough system stuff is finally starting to catch up a bit. I will admit it pisses me off to no end that so many items that come in clam shell cases aren’t compatible or the tough system boxes could be designed with those items in mind as well.

Milwaukee is still winning that one but I couldn’t justify the price.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I got my old man some DeWalt stuff. They’re excellent tools.

CoachDom, (edited ) in Yes
@CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Correct answer is sitting.

Three scenarios:

No legs folded - standing

Rear legs folded - sitting

All legs folded - laying down

MrShankles,

What about a “sploot”?

No legs folded, or just front legs folded while laying on belly

Maalus,

False. It could be laying down on the sofa with front legs not folded, it wouldn’t count as sitting

CoachDom,
@CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Objection.

It would just be SITTING on said sofa

You are not laying on the sofa unless you are vertical. If you are ON the sofa in the chair position thats sitting too.

Maalus,

According to that logic, this cat is standing on the sofa. I have seen my cat laying down with his front paws over the end, straight down, with his back legs folded. He isn’t sitting.

images.app.goo.gl/kEMPacxfg3AS1Pjb8

CoachDom,
@CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

As fine_sandy_bottom mention

Folded is the wrong word. Not load bearing signs be better.

Maalus,

Which means that a cat “loafing” is still standing up instead of laying down

CoachDom,
@CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The opposite - while “'loafing” as you refer to this posture, a cat is not puting any load on any of its limbs ergo its laying down

Maalus,

Emm no? It’s literally standing on all of his legs, just hiding them. Almost like doing a pushup and being on the bottom. It’s still laying / sitting, yet it puts the load on the legs.

moistclump,

These exchanges are why I come to the internet.

fine_sandy_bottom,

Folded is the wrong word. Not load bearing signs be better.

bighatchester, in *Porcelain shatters*

I thought this was a legit ad at first. I do get a couple ads using sync for Lemmy

GregorGizeh, (edited )

You may want to switch your client then. I can recommend voyager, it is based on Apollo for reddit. Have yet to see an actual ad (discounting actual posts by OF sellers and the occasional LLM wall of text with a link)

bighatchester,

I don’t mind the ads it’s one every 20-30 posts and they are easy to just scroll on by .

rifugee, in King shit

For those that are confused by the name change, Jack is an old nickname for John. It was most popular in the 17th century and has been on the decline since, so I don’t think many people today use it that way anymore. Or any people younger than 70, anyway.

Of a similar origin, there’s Jim for James, Dick for Richard (giggity), Harry for Henry, and Sally for Sarah, among others. I think some of these are more popular than others, but it seems to me that they are mostly out of use in general, though some of the nicknames live on as normal names.

aulin,

I knew about it because of Jacksfilms. It makes no sense though. It’s got both the same number of syllables and letters. Jim and Dick make sense to me (and are also the only ones of these I feel like people know about in general.)

walthervonstolzing,
@walthervonstolzing@lemmy.ml avatar

What I can’t quite make sense of, is how ‘James’ itself is a diminuitive of ‘Jacob’.

SeabassDan,

Harry and Sally I never understood since they aren’t really nicknames and aren’t even shorter versions, they just sound like different names altogether.

walthervonstolzing,
@walthervonstolzing@lemmy.ml avatar

I believe ‘Harry’ is the Welsh version of English ‘Henry’, & German ‘Heinrich’. … At least that’s the impression I got from Shakespeare’s ‘Henriad’ plays (H. IV 1-2, & H. V)

TIMMAY,

Correct, my uncle is john such and such the second after his pops but has gone by jack his whole life. He’s also a piece of shit but that’s beside the point

HootinNHollerin,

you could even go so far as to say he’s a Jack ass

wabafee,
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_Sprite, in You can only pick one
@_Sprite@lemmy.world avatar

YouTube is just a better Spotify you can look at music thumbnails and just fly through instrument and music theory tutorials

Stern,
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar

Then the algorithm fucks you up and starts throwing Joe Rogan bullshit at you.

_Sprite, (edited )
@_Sprite@lemmy.world avatar

While that’s happening, I never considered scrolling through playlists of multiple mechanical and scientific shit and basically becoming Jimmy Neutron overnight. By then you’d be the greatest inventor/handyman/musician and I doubt a stray video about bullshit would ruin all of that

explodicle,

I’d just use Piped and adblock to control which ones I actually absorb.

Aggravationstation, in Frog game

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Beryl,

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