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JohnDClay, in Target acquired

What could be shoot that he didn’t already shoot? In the books, he already managed to fell a fell beast from long range. And it’s not like shooting the eye of Sauron with a sniper rifle would kill him.

the_joeba,

Not with that attitude

takeda,

He did all of that with a bow, imagine him with a sniper rifle…

Mango, (edited )

Honestly, it seems like he’d have about equal stopping and slower fire rate.

Blue_Morpho,

Same number of kills just at longer range. Gimli still wins.

jewbacca117,

it would be much harder to stab an orc with an arrow then shoot said arrow if Legolas was armed with a sniper rifle

Khrux,

He could just do the equivalent and stab them with bullet, duh

Ephera,

Bayonet?

ryathal,

A sniper file would have stopped the orc that blows up the wall at helms deep.

nova_ad_vitum, (edited )

And it’s not like shooting the eye of Sauron with a sniper rifle would kill him.

I agree, but I still think someone should have tried. Even if it didn’t kill him there’s a giant gulf between not killing him and doing nothing.

This applies more to Voldemort than to the eye of Sauron tbh. Ofc he has horcruxes blah blah blah but if they just got an SAS sniper to shoot a 50 cal sniper round at him from a mile out - again, I’m not saying it would kill him but… would it have done nothing? All I’m saying is there’s a thing called due diligence and they should have at least tried.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Also it might be possible that attacking the eye of soron could blind him.

Abnorc, in Target acquired

Elves have standards.

Be polite.

Be efficient.

Have a plan to kill every orc you meet.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

My party does not care for me at all.

I’m an assassin not a crazed elf.

What’s the difference. Well ones a job and the other is a mental sickness.

Gibliy put frodo on the communication spell.

collapse_already, in Slay Bans 😭

“yOOOOOO”

I had multiple iterations of those.

teamevil,

So how many bodies you got?

Winb00m, in Target acquired
Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Bravo

caseyweederman,

Like he and Merry wouldn’t have set it off in the Shire out of curiosity

hglman,

Its bc Pipen is also the President of the United States

nilloc,

9/10 Pippin needs a pair of those nuclear test goggles.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Lord of the nuclear weapons race.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

That fool of a Took would nuke Gondor by accident

Lifebandit666, in You wanted to

FATHER

Viking_Hippie,

Why have you forsaken me ‽

Kowowow, in Someone get working on this, right away!

One thing that comes up in the original book is dracula is apparently a really good cook but in some lore the can’t really eat food so I like the idea of dracula learning to cook then just tossing out the rest of the dish once he’s satisfied

makeshiftreaper,

That doesn’t make a lot of sense to me. Firstly an aristocrat in the late 1800s, especially one who had been around for a long time, would not cook their own food, that’s servant work. Secondly, vampires don’t generally gain sustenance from food, so why would he care? Finally, if this dude can’t eat garlic I question his ability to make tasty food

Kowowow,

I think it was a a curry but I could be totally since it’s been a while and at that point in the book he was telling johnathan that he lived alone so he at least wanted him to believe that he cooked it

makeshiftreaper,

I’ve only seen the 1931 movie but didn’t he have Renfield as a servant? Plus he had help when he traveled from Transylvania to London. So it still doesn’t make sense to me

Kowowow, (edited )

I’m pretty sure renfield doesn’t show up till london as he’s in a psych ward there and it was johnathon’s job to set up the buying of a heart plus the trip to london

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
watersnipje,

What kind of monster stacks pizzas like that?!

jaschen,

Lasagna pizza

gaifux, in Slay Bans 😭

Now I can really see what I’m serial killing!

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mass-shooting is just a lack of precision and the excess of ammunition.

Swedneck, in Target acquired
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

lord of the rings but gandalf has a trebuchet and mt. doom is within 300m

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Lord of the Rings but Frodo has an assault rifle.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/af82f125-eca5-4433-b83a-a589ea8b6145.jpeg

Wogi,

I’m kinda sad it’s a normal size rifle. He’s a Hobbit it should be huge

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

it was specially comissioned

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Frodo is a little bitch, give it to Sam

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Lord of the Rings but Sam has an assault rifle… and an armored SUV

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/1a6984f9-310f-4c0f-b293-8181b238585d.jpeg

Sotuanduso,
  1. They can outrun the black riders.
  2. The black riders alert the witch-king.
  3. They can’t outrun the fellbeast.

So yeah, pretty short. But if they are able to maintain stealth, then:

  1. They get stopped at Caradhras by bad weather anyways.
  2. They go through Rohan instead of Moria (otherwise they’d have to abandon the SUV or be very dangerous.)
  3. They outrun any of the cavalry that might try to stop them.
  4. They get through Minas Tirith months before the battle, no biggie.
  5. They get stumped at the Black Gate.
ArcaneSlime,
  1. They call in Gandalf in his A10 Thunderbolt II (because the eagles didn’t have a 30mm GAU-8 Avenger). Drops a paveway on the Black Gate and dumps 1,174 30mm slugs and a few clusters of hydra 70mm rockets into the horde.
Swedneck, (edited )
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

armored cars really only make sense for open areas, what they should have is 6-wheeled ATVs like finnish military messengers have.

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

I would watch this movie!

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

“Time to TRIM and MOW DOWN Mordor’s orcish hordes!” - Samwise “The Gardener” Gamgee

Shapillon,

Frodo is the sentient equivalent of tying the ring to a snail.

Jokes aside he is supposed to be exceptionally resilient to its corruption.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

ONE SHOT TWO KILLS MOTHERFUCKER!

youtu.be/p1-ExbgKUUI

balancedchaos, in The opposite of a stork.

Punchline in the title? Check.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t know what else to title it to be honest.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Just call it “stork rule” or whatever if you feel uncreative

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That sounds worse to me… Especially since this isn’t 196.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

196 adopted it from 195 so it’s not like it’s from 196 in the first place

Signtist,

I feel like the title/caption is the setup and the picture is the punchline.

KpntAutismus, in You stay. I go. No following.

my cat’s scared to go outside ever since he got lost in the staircase once… way to go buddy.

Tja,

Lucky you!

Smoogs, in Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs!

The more recent racism: “they gave us covid because of eating bats!” While they chew on some prion infested venison while insisting mad cow isn’t real.

niktemadur, (edited )

Covid is real and dangerous when they feel like justifying their racism.

Yet Covid “is no big deal” or even “is not real” like you say, as they threw one lazy selfish tantrum after another, refusing to mask up, abusing essential workers.

DigitalTraveler42, in Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs!

I love how the rhetoric is “dey turk our jerbs!” While lawmakers are lowering the work age requirements so that kids can be forced to fill those “jerbs”.

TheSanSabaSongbird,

Also, throw massive temper tantrum about “crisis at the border,” but refuse to do anything about it. If anyone is wondering, the answer is no, the Republicans do not want to make a deal with Biden on border policy; it’s way too politically convenient for them to have it both ways.

They want to use it as a campaign talking point and as a political cudgel, while also refusing to do anything about it. Also they can’t give Biden anything that might look like a win, no matter how much the American people want it.

Unfortunately they have right wing media on their side so their constituents will never understand the two-faced game they’re playing.

The_Eminent_Bon, in Follow me for more recipes

Thats some big ass almonds

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

How many almonds do you think is the right amount of almonds?

The_Eminent_Bon,

If you’re allergic to almonds, 1

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar
SuperIce,

I guess AI hasn’t yet figured out the correct size for almonds.

TrueStoryBob,

We’ve got to stop size-shaming almonds.

fixerdude2, in I'm trying to think of something more stupid than this but it's not easy...

A very poor attempt at a mail-list. I wonder when someone’s going to change the password.

VieuxQueb,
@VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca avatar

Or delete all messages and trash.

Metz, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?

I miss the days when computers were real MACHINES. With the CLACK of a fat button humming and buzzing to life. The whole experience was so different with much more audiovisual and haptic feedback. love it.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Some hard drives though man… like freaking tractors. I remember my first Quantum Fireball 3.2GB… it was the noisiest thing in the building.

Metz,

To be fair, that has not changed much. I have a Datacenter HDD in my desktop system and the first time powering that thing up sounded like it just shredded the plates and i’m going to be bombarded with shrapnels. But in normal operation, it makes a rather soothing (at least for me) clackety-clack sound. My other, normal desktop HDD not making any noise apart from spinning up is something that i find rather irritating tbh.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You got used to the clackety-clack, that’s why it annoys you 😂.

It is true though. When I had my PC running 24/7, I couldn’t go to sleep if it was off (for some reason 😂).

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