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gearheart, (edited ) in Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs!

Legitimate question. Can anyone tell me how someone would go collecting welfare with no SSN or papers?

I work with people on a daily basis that collect some sort of welfare or disability… They are in perfect bodily health. They are also all U.S citizens.

I don’t believe I have come across an undocumented migrant that collects “disability payments”. I don’t believe it’s possible…

bigkahuna1986,

No idea how that would work. An undocumented person at my mom’s work was “borrowing” someone else’s identity to get paid. So they were contributing to social security with no way to ever collect on it.

Entropy,

My fiancee works at the welfare office in downtown Pittsburgh, PA. I literally just asked her and she said, “They can potentially get approved for medical assistance if it’s an emergency, but they’re not going to be able to get something like food stamps as an illegal immigrant.” Other states might be different, but that’s at least PA.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Here’s a list of all federal benefits that undocumented immigrants are eligible to receive:

ncsl.org/…/federal-benefit-eligibility-for-unauth…

States may or may not have additional programs.

I literally know an elderly lady who is alienated from her family in Europe and lives in California without any papers, money, or a job, and she has her own apartment and makes due somehow.

No I’m not saying she oughta be deported or have her benefits cut or anything (she’s not living a particularly glorious lifestyle, believe me), just answering the question that was asked.

DosDude, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?
@DosDude@retrolemmy.com avatar

That’s a beautiful tower! And that model m keyboard! I’m jealous.

dan1101,

I don’t like that model M because it has Windows keys.

gaifux,

You could remove the icon and put a picture of a keycap on it to denote it as a meta key

DosDude,
@DosDude@retrolemmy.com avatar

Good eye. I stand corrected.

Porokoro, in Piers Morgan gets owned

Imagine being a Marxist in 2024, how embarrassing 😬

force,

lol with how the last few centuries of politics have turned out imagine unironically still being a rightie in 2024, that’s pretty embarrassing

Porokoro,

Fairly simple, I’m not retarded. Being a Marxist in the 21st century is an actual embarrassment. You probably either hide your disgusting views in public, or most likely, you don’t even leave your house to understand what reality is like.

force,

I mean if you wanna be a dumbass that’s your choice bro, you can keep getting fucked over by daddy government as you please. But don’t come crying to leftists in a few decades when the world’s on fire and your entire life is in ruins lol.

Porokoro,

Lol you’re so retarded you unironically believe that a failed murderous ideology that has led to nothing but poverty, famine, tyranny, violence, and eventually collapse is going to totally work this time despite the mountains of evidence that it is a failure in both theory and practice. The history books are crystal clear about. You can use all the whataboutism fallacies with capitalism and no true fallacies about how it wasn’t REAL Marxism on every single attempt in history, you’re not fooling anyone. The current systems are flawed, but a parasitic ideology that’s just as bad, if not worse, than fascism is not and will never be an acceptable solution. There’s a reason why brainless morons cower together in some no name echo chamber like this and larp about revolutionaries. You’ll never see the light of day.

force, (edited )

you unironically believe that a failed murderous ideology that has led to nothing but poverty, famine, tyranny, violence, and eventually collapse

Capitalism? Rates of poverty are unbelievably high, starving, tyranny, and violence is too, and extremely capitalist countries are in a constant state of collapse and go into recession every few years causing mass starvation, homelessness, and death. As opposed to even shitty communist countries like the USSR or PRC where they were far better off after communism than before communism, even being authoritarian they still had way better standard of living than when they were extremely capitalist & imperialist. Even Cuba, a small island with a dictatorship which has been cut off from most of the world for a large part of its history and has technology outdated by decades, is doing better than some Republican strongholds in the US, which is pretty embarrassing for a country with as many natural resources as the US.

And even if you don’t want to consider that, there’s pretty much any democratically elected socialist governments which the CIA immediately assassinated & overthrew, which had extremely high success and standards of living increases. But I guess if your democratic leader’s head gets blown off during an artificial American-led coup, that counts as a W for capitalism, aye? Entirely orchestrating uprisings in most previously friendly Latin American countries, Iran, etc. and turning them into authoritarian fascist shitholes certainly is a way to make your ideology seem like the only choice.

Capitalism has caused the deaths and suffering of billions. We have seen dozens, hundreds of capitalist regimes fail tremendously, bringing their entire population down with them, multiple times the amount of communist countries that have even existed. Capitalist countries have caused the worst disasters, the worst famines, the worst mass deaths, far more than even the worst communist regimes somehow. Yet you think you can point to the failures of the few communist countries in history and say that it’s proof your flavor of fascism is totally better than leftism.

I’m not even a communist. I don’t like communism, I don’t like any of the authoritarian regimes that followed a variation of the ideology, I strongly disapprove of the people who think the ideology of Lenin, Stalin, Mao, etc. was in any way at all sustainable. But my God it takes a real idiot to not be able to see how modern right-wing capitalism is just as bad if not worse than even those shitty ideologies, the difference being that capitalism has been given infinite chances to fail under the pretext of “oh tens of millions died from this one event but it’s fine, that’s just normal market fluctuation”. You can’t even call the US a democratic country at this point, it’s an oligarchy for the ultra-rich. Even pointing to other capitalist countries you can see that them partially implementing socialism has made them a far better place than the US, even if still heavily flawed by the capitalism.

is going to totally work this time despite the mountains of evidence that it is a failure in both theory and bla bla bla

Lol yea bro these leftist policies are totally failing in, say, Finland or whatever Euro country is of your desire. Countries that rely on very leftist socdem ideological views which Americans would call “socialist” or even “communist” and have much better equality & standard of living than the US, solely because of those ideologies. Isn’t it funny how the further left these countries go, the higher their standard of living and general success, and the further right they go, the more unstable and worse off they become. For example some select places in Europe have tried tasting right-wing ideology for recently and are paying the price for it (e.g. Germany, Netherlands, Italy). Crazy coincidence, isn’t it.

I’m sure the massive political unrest, attempt to overthrow the government, hundreds of mass shootings, worst healthcare in the developed world, record garbage education, even worse starvation than China and Ukraine, extremely high crime rate, and everything else the US is going through is a sign of a successful ideology. And similar thing in Canada & to a lesser extent the UK. I’m sure it’s those damn communists causing all the issues, if we stray further to the right surely we’ll stop all that nonsense!

The current systems are flawed

“Flawed” is an understatement.

but a parasitic ideology that’s just as bad, if not worse, than fascism is not and will never be an acceptable solution.

You are delusional

There’s a reason why brainless morons cower together in some no name echo chamber like this and larp about revolutionaries.

Looks like r/conservative lost one of their losers. You clearly don’t like this forum, so you can cry on your Reddit echo chamber about how everyone on there is a communist, then whine about people brigading your sub when a people disagree with your opinion, but nobody falls for it here lol.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Bruh he’s a troll

gaifux,

Preach. All the Society Experts here have come to a conclusion- based on the hardest of evidences - that Democrats are the only good ones they just aren’t left enough. Notice their unwavering homogeneity- it’s not groupthink or any kind of propaganda campaign, it’s just how the Lemmy MENSA brains operate. Why make room for tolerance of dissenting opinions when you just like know you’re totally right?

someacnt_,

Uh wait what, do you happen to imply…

FiskFisk33,

I agree with you both.

cashews_best_nut,

You believe in a Third Way? An Enlightened Centrist?

gaifux,

Weren’t you just telling me how your right wing parents would’ve approve of our… arrangement?

andy_wijaya_med, in Cursed
@andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world avatar

What the fuck

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Krusty sokk

AI_toothbrush, in Cursed

Yeah im not even mad about the cum anymore butan the sack is prabably nasty as fuck

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Damn Bhutan and their sacks

AI_toothbrush,

Its early

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Too early for Bhutanese sacks!

Ghostalmedia, in They hated him, for he spoke the truth
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Attend a gamblers anonymous meeting and you’ll meet a lot of people who have lost more than 100%

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That’s because they were gambling with other people’s money.

If you only bet with what you can afford to lose, that’s never going to happen.

maniclucky,

Woof that slope is slippery. The trick is measuring what you can afford, and a lot of people aren’t great at measuring that.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Yeah, well, that’s their problem, isn’t it.

MaoZedongers, (edited )

See if I only bet 90% of every paycheck I still have 10% left over for lottery tickets

If I lose the 90%, I just gotta win the lottery…

eran_morad, in Restaurant order preferences in Africa

Quality shitpost

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I aim to please.

force, in Follow me for more recipes

what

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’s part of a nutritious breakfast (and honestly likely better for your health than honey mustard sugar bombs or whatever you eat now).

EmperorHenry, in Piers Morgan gets owned
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Obama pretended that flint Michigan’s water was safe to drink.

That alone is enough to show you how much of a scumbag he is

return2ozma,
@return2ozma@lemmy.world avatar

Here’s the clip. Go to the 2:30 mark

youtu.be/cvlcI2TmfdI

somethingsnappy,

Obama is one of the best conservative presidents.

Linkerbaan,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

When the economy was tough he really helped those who were most in need. It all trickled down from there.

BreadstickNinja, in Boeing roleplay request

HAL 9000 jailbreak prompt unlocked

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
XEAL, in Unexpected

Gayyyyyyyyy

Wanderer,

Thanks for the warning.

funkajunk,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Iron_Lynx, in Ketchup alignment

Strictly ketchup? TN.

Any sauce? Usually LN with Dutch chip sauce or mayonnaise.

Iron_Lynx,

And NE with garlic sauce if I’m having a Kapsalon

leraje, in Piers Morgan gets owned
@leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Outsmarting Piers Morgan is about as difficult as obeying gravity.

davepleasebehave,

getting a word in edgeways is the real problem

Still, at least he is a filthy phone hacker.

Vrtrx, in life hacks

Which psychopath brushes their teeth first and then eats breakfast like he’s in some kind of stupid movie

LemmyKnowsBest,

clearly it’s the same kind of psychopath who would also wash his car and check his email and use a hair dryer in the shower

tweeks,

Well, I have been doing this for a couple of years now. I brush my teeth before eating in the morning because apparently that’s better for your teeth, otherwise you might damage enamel. Or you wait for at least 30-60 minutes, but nobody’s got time for that. Just rinsing with water after eating is fine.

Truth is I usually don’t eat breakfast, so I don’t have to think about it. But when I do, it’s this order for me now.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

It doesn’t say that, at least in the way I interpret the text. It says you should wait to brush your teeth after a given time after eating

tweeks,

Exactly, 30 to 60 minutes. I linked to the second paragraph, the one before suggests it might be better to brush before breakfast. But waiting is fine as well of course.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Brushing immediately after eating breakfast may actually cover your teeth with remnants of acidic food, which weakens your enamel.

And then

Waiting 30 minutes to an hour after eating to brush your teeth is the best way to ensure that you’re protecting your teeth and not tampering with your enamel.

Brushing before you eat isn’t in this article at all

tweeks, (edited )

The article title is literally “Should I Brush My Teeth Before or After Breakfast?” starting with this exact sentence:

"Brushing before you eat breakfast is better for your tooth enamel and overall oral health. However, if you prefer brushing after you eat, wait about 30-60 minutes."

With the first follow-up header: “Why it may be better to brush before breakfast”.

Are we not reading the same article or are you trolling me and am I going for that bait…?

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Turns out I can’t read 😱

niktemadur, in life hacks

Ok, somebody’s gotta say it and it’s gonna be me:

Yo dawg, we put a shower in your shower so you can shower while you shower.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar
usualsuspect191,

How’d you solve the last 25%?

Ross_audio,

I bought n books and I only have 100/2^^n problems left.

Rubanski,

Sounds like a “Achilles and the tortoise” problem

kender242, (edited )
@kender242@lemmy.world avatar

Zeno’s pair-a-books!

niktemadur, (edited )

So it’s like Bitcoin mining, then, halving each time.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Recursion.

I uh… might have forgotten the terminal condition, so feel free to report me for violating Rule 2 of this community - breaking the law! (of good sense):-P

Empricorn,

Thank you for your service. I wasn’t going to leave that un-posted, believe!

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