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PersnickityPenguin, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

What’s a “man deats”

LemmyKnowsBest,

I think they misspelled “teats.” Those little milker nipples.

nilloc,

You answer is clearly better, but if op was seriously asking, I think they meant “mandates”.

The truck author would probably assume mandates are a Gay’s thing though if he spelled it right.

Valmond, in Break my phone if she ain't

But what’s the green thing in her mouth, the frog driving the android?

PP_BOY_, in Making plans
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This is literally how we taught English to the Russian exchange student in our dorm back in uni

0x4E4F,

Since drinking is most likely their first hobby 😂.

problematicPanther,
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Drinking and fucking around with Ladas in the garage.

0x4E4F,

Some pretty cool things came from garages and drinking/smoking 😉.

sirmanleypower,

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Blackmist, in The barbieheimer debate rages

What about M3gan though?

FlyingSquid, in Further study is needed
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“Egirls” is a word?

I am so old.

FreshLight, in moist

I would go for lubed humor

Norgur,

That'd be humor that's artificially enhanced to look like wet humor.

kewwwi,
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spit on it

PatFussy,

Love me some lube jokes

SomeBoyo, in With US minimum wage set at 7.25/hr this seems like a pretty good deal...

How much time is a @jeffpassan?

1984, in moist
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A true shit post.

samus12345,
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Presumably loose stool specifically.

bingbong,

A true wetpost

creditCrazy,
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Or would it be birth post? Just thinking about the hole were talking about.

vsh, in The barbieheimer debate rages
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I don’t watch movies 🗿

Diplomjodler, in Further study is needed

That’s just fake news!

Octopus1348, in Yum!

I always take the time to click manage cookies and select what I want.

Katana314,

I don’t know if there’s a reason to this, but on a lot of sites, clicking “manage” and then “save” seems to give some good defaults - like maybe they need an affirmative action to “turn on” eating your babies settings.

Jay, in Making plans

When I was a student, a friend texted me one evening:

“Tequila. Name of our usual bar. Now.”

I replied “OK” and was there 20 minutes later. She was a little surprised, but learned exactly the lesson of this post that evening.

LemmyPlay,

Proximity really makes friendships better, and at least easier. Some of the best memories are made on a whim. And even with the busiest people you can have a better chance of seeing them with a spontaneous text versus a long-term plan.

stagen, in I bet Rockstar is thinking twice about *checks notes* making a normal looking female character.
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She’s honestly fucking fine.

ElBarto, in I bet Rockstar is thinking twice about *checks notes* making a normal looking female character.
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Man, someone needs to make a filter that checks images.

paddirn, in Mmmm. thanks, Ohhbama

“Oh!”Bama

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