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PrinceWith999Enemies, in Unrelated question: does anyone want to check out a compound in the woods with me?

Choose a leader

I didn’t know we had a King. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Burninator05,

You’re fooling yourself. We’re living in a dictatorship!

GrammatonCleric, in subs > dubs
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日本語を学べばもっと簡単です

samus12345,
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Damn, must have turned the subtitles off by mistake!

Nusm,
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うーん、ええと

UsernameHere, in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

But the word shit is ok? Classic lemmyshitpornpost

lolola, (edited )
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will it be:

  • high-quality tasteful images of people uploading terrible garbage memes in a non-sexual manner
  • sexually explicit images of people uploading terrible garbage memes
  • plain ol scat

the possibilities are endless

Kolanaki,
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Literal scat porn, but turned into relatable memes. Like… 2girls1cup, captioned with “life be like.”

DJDarren,

One Man, One Jar

“That moment when…”

NegativeLookBehind, in Be amazed by the uses of Tech...
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I specifically remember being told that the internet would make people smarter.

paddirn,

It’s the Disinformation Superhighway

BastingChemina,

Internet can make people smarter, if they actually want to get smarter.

Emi621,

It does, having all the humanity knowledge in your pocket is amazing and you can learn a lot which people do use to learn and get smarter. Sadly not everyone uses it that way and some just refuse to learn but that’s just loud minority (I hope).

NegativeLookBehind,
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I would argue that it’s contributed to the collective stupidity of humanity on a global scale. It’s had a lot of positive impacts as well, of course. I guess the negative ones just seem more palpable.

SeekPie,

Maybe the internet has shown us people that were already dumb but we just didn’t have a way of knowing they exist?

NegativeLookBehind,
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Yes, but now stupid people can easily collaborate with other stupid people, amplifying the echo-chamber-circle-jerk on a global, nearly instantaneous level. Furthering the stupid at a never before seen rate.

LemmysMum,

Used to be every village had their idiot. Now every idiot has their village.

Black_Gulaman, (edited )
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It gave them the means to find each other and also gave them a sort of megaphone to shout and spread their stupidity.

jaybone,

And then they voted, and turns out it was like half of the voting population.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Has it, though? I grew up in the 80s, and I feel like I simply didn’t have a clue how ignorant people were or what batshit things people believed behind closed doors. Even when people disclosed to me their inner narrative, I feel like I just assumed they were joking or using extreme hyperbole.

The internet has made me realize … they weren’t joking. At all. They really believe that shit.

averagedrunk,

I’m approximately your age. I assumed the same thing. Hell, I thought crazy conspiracy theories were just people pretending “What if…” together.

In my younger days I would have been on a lot of bandwagons just to joke about the people who “didn’t get the joke”. It turns out I was the one that didn’t get it.

SnuggleSnail,

I would look at it from a different angle. Before the internet you had to have a lot of knowledge in different areas to be able to sound and behave smart, and also to make good choices.

Now you have knowledge readily available everywhere and there is much less incentive to learn things you don’t currently need, just to have it available in case you talk to someone about this topic.

This has become even more evident with AI, where you don’t have to skim through a lot of context to find your information, you just ask what you need and it is presented the way you need it right away.

StephniBefni,

I think I’m general it has, but it also makes the dumb ones very loud.

jmcs, in That's what she said?

Pushed with what? A jackhammer?

c0mbatbag3l,
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Power drill

mvirts, in Controller

Lol wut? More like map menu yes no

SnokenKeekaGuard, in Trappedmunk
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And then use it to make pancakes for their wife every morning until confronted about it one day, the revelation leading to a divorce.

Caboose12000, in Be a better pirate.

why does the skeleton have an ear

PrinceWith999Enemies,

They were on sale for a buck an ear.

GrammatonCleric, in It's hard to believe
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That’s not a circle

Mango,

Yeah, we don’t even have a name for whateverthefuck shape India is!

ivanafterall,
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Something something map projections.

Wogi,

This is a common misconception, this circle is actually a straight line around the globe and the “inside” includes Antarctica and new Zealand. And because there’s a race of fully sentient crab people living under the kiwis and totaling 800 billion in number, the map is correct.

Weird that they vote though

HappycamperNZ,

Those crabs fought hard for their freedom to vote. We killed soo many of them through our backwards beliefs that now the war is over we are one of the biggest butter exporters in the world. We can only hope we have learned more than just how to use a skillet.

Wogi,

Dude they waddle sideways in to the voting booth and unanimously vote for can of creamed crab for overlord of New Zealand. If that was a real position or person y’all would be driving sideways to work

HappycamperNZ,

Well Americans waddled sideways in and voted for a can of Fanta… at least creamed crab doesn’t start civil unrest.

Actually… it might. Scratch that

Wogi,

Hey less than half of us voted for Fanta. He just won because coke managed to take over most of the end cap displays.

lemmylemmy,

Thats because the world is flat

GrammatonCleric,
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Ah yes, “Mercator Earth Theory” 😂

XEAL, in Controller

LSD? Free drugs? Yay!

ummthatguy, in Lemception
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Kolanaki,
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Damn you beat me to it!

ummthatguy,
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Eh, it was the broodingly handsome and chiseled low hanging fruit.

FunderPants, in Trappedmunk

Drowning in custard is not a good way to go out.

FlyingSquid, (edited ) in Trappedmunk
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Dude. Don’t trap the least annoying Chipmunk first.

Edit: For fuck’s sake, now I have the theme song to the 80s cartoon stuck in my head. Thanks, OP.

ReplicantBatty, in Bad day

Pretty sure that’s Hank Hill

balderdash9,
Wogi,

HE HAS DIMINISHED GLUTES

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Gork,

I tell you hwat

BitWzrd, in I'll tell you something in your ear

It’s free real estate

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