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Slow, in Break my phone if she ain't

And often these women look like Mrs. Puff…

gullible, in Break my phone if she ain't

“My how you’ve grown!”

“I’m onto you, grandma.”

Kase, in Underappreciated humour

Help me out, what’s a good one for Jessica? I wanna annoy my sister :)

DillyDaily,

You could always throw on a hyphenated middle name. She’s no longer Jessica, she’s Jessica-Anne.

I have a short full name, think something along the lines of “Sam Dal” (it’s not, but same vibes), a lot of people ask what Sam is short for, but the answer is nothing, my legal name is just Sam. My friends will call me “Samuel Jay Dalford” as running joke. Made additionally funny because it’s a masculine name and I’m not a man.

quicksand, (edited )

Reminds me of my old coworker Frank. His dad was Fransisco but his parents just went for straight up Frank lmao

Chadus_Maximus, (edited )

I’m afraid you’re shit out of luck. Jessica is already an elongated name. If it were something like Jess, you could use Jessilda.

Kase,

Oh yeah I pretty much exclusively call her Jess or J. Not sure why I didn’t just put Jess in the original comment lol.

Jesslinda is amazing! She’s gonna hate it, it’s perfect. Ooh, I like Jessabeth too.

I forgot all about it, but when we were younger I used to call her random J names for a while. Jeremy was a favorite. Good times.

wieson,

Jessifer

Grass,

I have used Jessandra/Jessessandra, Jessinald, Jesstancia, Jessentina, Jessanca, Jesstoria, Jessody, Jesselia, Jessolet, Jessilda, Jessephine, Jessevieve, Jessentine, Jesselaide, Jessalie, Jesselope, Jessatrice, Jesselia, and many more. Just because she introduced herself saying her name was easier to remember than the other two that had just introduced themselves. Admittedly I can’t remember their names.

Kase,

Yay! This is a gold mine. Thank you

Moneo,

No problem Kaselina.

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Aint that the truth
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Fades, in The snail of your dreams

Slurms? Is that you??

Pregnenolone, in Angry monkey

I wonder if it’s the teeth

theodewere, in Break my phone if she ain't
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keeping her in a cardboard box is probably the right move

PP_BOY_, (edited ) in Break my phone if she ain't
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This is the truth.

Only have sex with men if you want to be an independent, free citizen

Moc, in have a nice day

Men will look at this and say, “Fuck yeah.”

RootBeerGuy,
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Fuck yeah.

theodewere, in The trapped souls of all damned Scots are here (that's all scots).
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some poor bastard's probably been looking for one of those for months, and can't find one anywhere

Sabre363, in Break my phone if she ain't

Damn, even the state doesn’t want me

dylanmorgan, in Someone in props in getting fired for that

There was a photo set in some magazine around when Mad Men was filming their last season of the cast in their costumes looking at iPads and MacBooks, it was pretty cool.

Sabre363, in True shit

It would be even sadder if nobody waved

embed_me,
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Realistic

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe, in Boston
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Pak da ca in da haba pak.

atx_aquarian,
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And remember, don’t drive like my brother!

GFGJewbacca,

Man, I miss those two. I practically grew up on them

populustree, in Title

wouldn’t that fall under human studies? imo this is more a problem of splitting classes into more categories so you gotta pay more time/money for the same amount

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