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Unaware7013, in Underappreciated humour

Billiam has been my favorite for years. My buddy will was always annoyed

TheOakTree,

Bobert, eventually known as Boberto, really didn’t really appreciate that the names stuck

peopleproblems,

I know a Billy Bob (he does not appreciate using those names instead of William Robert) but I need to take it to the next level now.

Billiiam Boberto

TheOakTree,

Billiam Boberto is a glorious name, I don’t see why anyone would object to that.

InternetCitizen2,

Billiam Gates?

cam_i_am,

I had an aunt and uncle named Hillary and William.

Usually known as Hil and Bill.

Occasionally known as Hillary and Billary 😄

hakunawazo,

Hillbilly?

queue, in Stalin the Tankie Engine
@queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

We had to take that coal from our Ukrainian steamers to help others! You can’t make some railroads without cracking a few engines.

Mango, in Mango

Boi

Aurenkin, (edited ) in Stalin the Tankie Engine

The rotund chairman provides for all of Sodor, we must each show gratitude through work

kalkulat, in Not everyone can live up to such high standards...
@kalkulat@lemmy.world avatar

There might be a slim chance. But in the words of mid-20th-century writer Robert Anton Wilson,

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. We have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. We have never seen a totally sane human being.”

Eventually there has to be one, so try to hold on to that idea.

random_character_a,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

It’s me!

I was born as unsocial piece of shit. It’s not damage, if you were made that way. It’s a feature.

Everythingispenguins,

Just imagine how hard it would be if you were totally sane. It would make you seem like the craziest MF on the planet.

kalkulat, (edited )
@kalkulat@lemmy.world avatar

Unlike the guy the history books call ‘Alexander the Great’. A drunken mass-murdering King who never stopped sharing his misery until the day he died. Some hero!

rockerface, in Underappreciated humour

My favourite gotta be Jimothy

superduperenigma,

Jimothy Jonathan and his freaky fast delivery

Kerrigor,
@Kerrigor@kbin.social avatar

I prefer Bimothy. Bim for short.

not_woody_shaw,

Bim comes. Ben comes. Bim brings Ben broom. Ben brings Bim broom.

redeco,

Jimothy, Jimberly, and Dillup are some of my go-to's

TheSanSabaSongbird,

Also Jonald or Dougery.

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown,

I like Tederick, and Billomena

PochoHipster,

Timberly

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

I call a manager at work “Jimothy.” He does not find it amusing.

numlok,

We’ve named the two squirrels in our backyard Jimothy and Jeromathy.

TheSanSabaSongbird,

I know a pair of brothers named James and Timothy and Jimothy is of course their collective name. Always has been. How could it not be?Also Jimmy and Timmy.

AeroLemming,

Raaaaaaames Jaaaaaaaaynor

“Friends let friends kill civilians.”

doctorcrimson, in Mango

Feels like pepe has been a dying meme for years now, but racists will fight tooth and nail to keep it alive. “iTs NoT A HAtE iCoN, WE tOoK IT baCK!” I don’t care to have it back, it can just get buried and stay there, please.

Wermhatswormhat, in Someone in props in getting fired for that

You should watch “What We Do in the Shadows”

g33z, in Someone in props in getting fired for that

Would generate using AI.

deeply_moving_queef, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

Tag yourself I’m Entertain Dog (homo dog).

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I’m ABORTION

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I’m Make You Blind

felixwhynot,
@felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

I’m Michael Jackson

PhlubbaDubba, in Someone in props in getting fired for that

Apparently the girl from “girl next store” straight up went out to dinner with the other actors still in all the make-up effects of what was being done to her towards the end of the movie

Beefytootz, in Accurate labeling

This feels like a binding of Isaac reference

dastechniker,

RRRRRRANGE UP!!!

qooqie, in Someone in props in getting fired for that

They look like your local high school theatre club students just coming from their practice

mojo, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

Vacations are killing us! Ban Hawaii!

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hey might as well die happy . VACATION woo!

ReplicantBatty, in Underappreciated humour

My favorite was Cardi B being short for Cardigan Backyardigan

redeco,

T Pain being short for Tylenol Painrelief got me pretty good

rockerface,

That one sounds like a Harry Potter spell

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

You mean Harryington Potterson?

YoFrodo,

Huh, i always thought it was short for Cardiovascular Bronchitis

captain_aggravated,
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Reminds me of that copypasta about Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.

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