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FlyingSquid, in should i??
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No. Because you can’t fuck him. Chastity cage, remember?

superduperenigma,

Maybe he’s begging for a pegging?

dewritoninja,

Longing for a shlongging

jaybone,

Dreaming for a creaming.

FlyingSquid, in 4chan prepared me for this debate 😏
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Considering how many groups have taken on the V for Vendetta Guy Fawkes mask as one of their own symbols, that employee could have gotten fired for any number of reasons.

tacosanonymous,

All of them valid, though.

FlyingSquid,
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Oh I wouldn’t go that far. White supremacists use that symbol too.

fogstormberry,

i thought they meant all the firing reasons valid… until i read the username

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, I thought they meant the exact opposite. But I can see that now.

Jonny,
@Jonny@kbin.social avatar

I assumed the same as you, but I feel I am going to show my ignorance. What about the user name changed your mind?

De_Narm, (edited )

Anonymous is a hacker group associated with the mask. At least that’s the only thing I could come up with regarding the username.

ignotum,

Lol, “Tacos anonymous” is more likely a joking reference to “alcoholics anonymous” that to the hacker group

Zehzin, (edited )
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I feel like the only thing that will clear this out is if tacos anonymous clarifies wether or not they’re racist

hemko,

Assume innocence or something

AnonTwo,

To be fair, it's also just the word for someone you don't have a name for.

Easy name to pick when you can't think of a username after dozens of "name already taken" prompts

captainlezbian,

Which is wild because how anyone can read anything white supremacist out of something even based of an Alan Moore comic is wild.

FlyingSquid,
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They have almost certainly not read the comic. Probably didn’t even see the film. It’s like all of the cops who use Punisher logos because they’re not aware that Frank Castle absolutely detests cops.

VaultBoyNewVegas,

I’d say it’s the same people who believe Rorschach is a good guy.

Zoboomafoo,
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They wanted to bomb Parliament

funkless_eck,

They were Catholic and their boss is Henry VIII

Trainguyrom, in Funny how it became bathroom use and imaginary things drag queens do...

My wife was working at an assisted living facility when those conspiracies were at their peak. She had a coworker who believed in it and tried very hard to convince the residents of the conspiracy too

Gradually_Adjusting, in What could have been
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I feel like jurt would have laughed at this

TheRealLinga, in What could have been

I only wish we had pictures of this nipple for educational purposes

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Just because you don’t have a picture of J.R.R. Tolkien’s really long nipple doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

The Tolkien estate has been sitting on them for years, to the point of touching up photos of Tolkien to make it look like he didn’t actually have a really long nipple. It’s tantamount to Stalinism if you ask me.

TheRealLinga,

This sounds like the next Pizzagate… NIPPLEGATE. We must demand answers! Don’t let the establishment keep us from the nipply truth!

FlyingSquid, in What could have been
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As someone with a really long nipple, I feel like you are mocking me and I am highly offended.

Banned. Also double banned.

ininewcrow,
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I can appreciate most nipples of any size or length but only if they are uniform for both sides. One short and one long nipple is weird. Was one nipple ring heavier than the other?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

By nipple ring, are you referring to the ring his really long nipple made in his sock or are you referring to some kind of jewelry or adornment? Because first one, then the other.

jimmycrackcrack,

It was one nipple ring to rule them all.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Do you have to wear pasties all day every day to keep them from chafing?

FlyingSquid,
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If that’s what you’re into.

midori,

Did you just nip that in the bud?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Oh you.

DharmaCurious, in Stop spoiling your kids
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WTF was the original comic here?

JohnDClay,

Probably trying to make fun of people with dietary restrictions or preferences.

Micromot,

Exactly that

effward, (edited )
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The only other version I’ve seen has all the kids asking for fentanyl.

Not sure what the original is.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

This is the original

the original comic

crystal,

the original comic

Back in my day, we just ate the peanut candy and died.

Vespair, (edited )

“gender-neutral candy”

Jesus Christ these people are so legitimately terrified of everything. Every single thing they make or do is riddled with their insecurities like that.

ElBarto,
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Aren’t like 99% of candies gender neutral tho?

mister_flibble,

That kid just REALLY hates Mr. Goodbar’s

Viking_Hippie,

More like Ms OkayIGuessProbablyBar

funkless_eck,

Mr Tom too.

About 20% of m&ms are female - but is there any legitimate 100% female candy?

Vespair,

Mounds. You know the song: 🎵 Almond Joy’s got nuts, mounds don’t 🎵

This is admittedly assuming a candy gender binary. I’m certainly open to candy non-binary gender options but admittedly have not as of yet heard for such consideration from any non-binary candies themselves.

explodicle,

No, most candy bars are phallic symbols.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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Gotta have that dick vein on my Snickers 😤

FiniteLooper,

Twix is gay because there’s two of them in the same wrapper

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

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  • Vespair, (edited )

    Dude what the fuck does this have to do with my comment? And are you seriously taking the bootlicking position that these cops should have carte blanche to behave however they want? My guy, what the fuck are you doing here?

    edit: typo

    idunnololz,
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    Back in my day, we just ate cum.

    TheMinions,

    Man as someone with a kid who is both allergic to dairy and gluten this just makes me sad.

    My kid has real dietary needs, and I try not to burden whoever is handing out free candy for n Halloween with this.

    My wife and I have taught my kid to be thankful to everyone, even if they can’t eat that particular candy when we do an allergen check later that night.

    LinkOpensChest_wav,

    I’m similar to your kid. I have celiac and also severe lactose intolerance. Fortunately, a lot of candy is free of most allergens. For example, Sour Patch kids and Laffy Taffy. (Not sure if it’s vegan though.) I also had a nephew with a peanut allergy, so I try to read labels when I buy Halloween candy (though this year I decided to reverse trick or treat the houses on my block with kids and then turn the lights off, since kids don’t really go out anymore like they used to.)

    LukeMedia,

    Sour patch kids are vegan, fun sized laffy taffy is vegan. The bigger laffy taffy isn’t vegan.

    LinkOpensChest_wav,

    Good to know, thanks! I think most of the candy I eat is vegan. In fact, it would probably be an easy switch for me to go vegan.

    bruhduh, in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.
    @bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

    “Restaurant in another world” anime be like

    jacktherippah, in ...did everyone get this?

    Mine says “December 5th 2023”

    cashews_best_nut,

    Can we swap? I’d love to die tomorrow.

    spacesweedkid27,

    Well. Did you?

    FleetingTit,
    @FleetingTit@feddit.de avatar

    Have a nice last day on earth, buddy.

    eezeebee,
    @eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

    Weird. Mine says “December 3rd 2023”

    Numberone,

    Just doing a wellness check. Did you make it?

    cicadagen,

    I don’t think so… RIP eezeebee, they were like a father to us and we were like sons to them.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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    Mine says 1997. Just 1997.

    iAvicenna, in They forgot the LGBTQ...
    @iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

    The LGBTQ does not steal your money, they steal your sex!

    boringbisexual,

    That’s fine. I’m not using it right now anyway.

    afraid_of_zombies,

    I knew it!

    Witchfire, (edited )
    @Witchfire@lemmy.world avatar

    Dang LGBTQ came by and turned me gay. Now I can’t stop fantasizing over other women! I mean, gestures wildly up and down

    psud,

    They don’t want your money, honey, they want your love

    sukhmel,

    Aw, that’s lovely 🥰

    KnowledgeableNip,

    “If two men or two women can form a household based on an equal separation of responsibilities and reliance on one another, how am I gonna convince my wife God wants her to do the dishes while I drink beer and yell?”

    CaptKoala,

    You went wrong at “convincing”. Send it, hope for the best ;)

    jaybone, in We were warned.

    I didn’t go to college for eight years just to be called Mister Pepper

    Arcity, in They forgot the LGBTQ...
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    Immigrants? So elongated muskrat?

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    Exactly. normally when we think “immigrants” we think of the peniless illegal people who crawl under the fence or swim around it. No. The real enemy immigrants are the wealthies.

    Especially the ones buying up all our real estate so houses sit empty and cost too much for anyone to live in them.

    therealjcdenton, in We were warned.
    ICastFist,
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    Moist Jesus

    queue, in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.
    @queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    “oh man I don’t wanna call the cops on this white boy… Honey he says he wants the menu. I dunno. Make him some noodles and some chicken. He doesn’t know I’m speaking English and not Cantonese, that’s how zooted he is.”

    Hnazant,

    Can you be that high? People do on other stuff on the regular. Didn’t they find Iron Man in some kids’ beds sleeping??

    skyspydude1,

    I’d believe it. One time at a concert we all did acid and molly. At a certain point I needed to go down the stairs to another level, but as I attempted to go down, there was an usher telling me I couldn’t go downstairs. So I said “Oh, sorry, my bad” and walked away. A few minutes later, my friends come find me and walk me down that same staircase, and the usher said nothing, which I thought was odd.

    It was later after sobering up that my friends told me that what actually happened was I had walked right up to the usher, stared intensely at them for a solid minute, before saying “Oh, sorry, my bad” and walking off.

    Another time, I had a buddy get incredibly high and was trying to run to the police station up the street because we were “mind controlling him”, and then later that evening after calming him down, was watching porn and having conversations with the actors as if they were speaking directly to him. Not even masturbating, mind you, just watching porn to converse with them.

    Drugs are a hell of a drug.

    Endorkend, in Still going to wreck it...
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    I'll munch that cookie all night long.

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