I once had a window break while I was opening it and severely slice my arm. My friend with a baby used a diaper to keep pressure on the wound until we got to the ER.
So this could possibly work. You might try it next time you can get your hands on a toddler.
Body armor - protection against bites Crossbow - silent weapon, semi unlimited ammo, hunting Machete - good weapon/tool Fire axe - for looting abandoned buildings/emergency escapes.
Then I’d head off into the woods and start building a tree house.
Parachute cord should really be on the list, though.
Imma have to stand up for geese here, I’ve known a few.
If you walk your dog past them every day, just throw them a dandelion leaf or two
After about three years, they’ll be your best mates
Then one day, you won’t have your dog with you, and you’ll realise they assumed the dog was bringing you to feed them dandelion leaves, and they instantly turn back into cunts
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