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AscendantSquid, in Let's get Disturbed

For a second i thought his ass was a diaper and the brick road behind was stink lines

pandarang, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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Pistol.

End of list.

Aussiemandeus, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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Body armour for bites Crossbow for hunting Machete for defense Water purifier for water

This is assuming its not airborn and if it was respirator presuming im not imune to it already

FlyingSquid, in Amazing!
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I once had a window break while I was opening it and severely slice my arm. My friend with a baby used a diaper to keep pressure on the wound until we got to the ER.

So this could possibly work. You might try it next time you can get your hands on a toddler.

erev,
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so you’re telling me we can use babies to fight rising sea levels???

FlyingSquid,
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I’m saying it’s worth a try.

Everythingispenguins,

Yeah enough of them and they should make a decent sea wall

0x4E4F, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Water purifer, AK-47, Machette, Jeep… I hope the Jeep has a CB and a first aid kit 😁.

dab, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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I’d take the Jeep, two man tent, German Shepard, and CB radio. Might as well go on a roadtrip and treat the zombie outbreak like one long vacation.

smuuthbrane, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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Katana, machete, axe, and body armor so I don’t kill myself with all these implements of cutting and hacking.

EatYouWell, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Body armor - protection against bites Crossbow - silent weapon, semi unlimited ammo, hunting Machete - good weapon/tool Fire axe - for looting abandoned buildings/emergency escapes.

Then I’d head off into the woods and start building a tree house.

Parachute cord should really be on the list, though.

SeeMinusMinus, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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  • Water purifier because I need water!!!
  • first aid kit because not having a first aid kit is a very stupid idea
  • flashlight because I will need to find my way through the many empty building and shit
  • machete because it is quite useful as both a tool and weapon
Rocketpoweredgorilla, in Wretched souls
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That’s not what he meant when he said he wanted more head, Karen.

Valmond, in De omnibus dubitandum

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

(Who’s guarding the guardians)

Ulvain, (edited )

agentibus emissumque canis de?

(Who let the dogs out)

cows_are_underrated, in OK, so it wasn't Windows 10, but...

Sir, do you have a minute to talk about Linux 👉👈

soggy_kitty,

Nah I can’t, I’m gaming

lillie,
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Cool, I’m gaming on Linux :)

crawancon,

Hi, gaming on Linux, I’m dad.

TheOneWithTheHair,
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Throughout my week I spend part of it on Windows, macOS, and Linux.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8c8155a3-ecc6-42e8-8eda-8ad76c511149.png

cows_are_underrated,

Now you have to get yourself to dump windows and mac and finally become a Linux user.

ILikeBoobies,
Shellbeach, in Did you drink? Now dry yourself

Schtoooomph

bucketofcandyfloss, in Facebook Marketplace - because you can't get this at Wal-Mart

I have so many questions

Mr_Blott, in There can be many dangers lurking in Africa

Imma have to stand up for geese here, I’ve known a few.

If you walk your dog past them every day, just throw them a dandelion leaf or two

After about three years, they’ll be your best mates

Then one day, you won’t have your dog with you, and you’ll realise they assumed the dog was bringing you to feed them dandelion leaves, and they instantly turn back into cunts

flambonkscious,

What? This is brilliant… Please, do tell more

Mr_Blott,

Not much to tell, other than dandelion leaves are like crack to geese

Use them as you see fit, and watch the world of geese friendship unfurl before you

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