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moistclump, in Slippery moisssstttt

Moistier than an oystier

SpaceNoodle, in A good deal of IT work, too

I’m old enough that when I was in school, teachers were telling us that we’d never have calculators in our pockets wherever we’d go.

Steve,

Thats a stupid statement in any year after the “pocket calculator” was available in the 70s

SpaceNoodle,

Not really. The first ones were quite expensive, and it was uncommon to have one on your person at all times like we now do with smartphones.

Rodeo,

Yes really, if your job requires lots of calculations you’d be stupid not to have one, even back when they were expensive.

Every machinist I know, even the crusty old ones, carry a calculator in their pocket. It’s indispensable. Why wouldn’t you carry one if you need it all the time?

SpaceNoodle,

Pretty sure the teacher wasn’t assuming that every single child in class was going to be a machinist.

In fact, most people aren’t machinists.

Rodeo,

And yet my point stands: if you need to do a lot of calculations at your job, you’d be stupid not to have a calculator in your pocket. And if you don’t, then the time it takes to find a calculator will be negligible.

SpaceNoodle,

OK? That’s not the point.

Rodeo,

Uh what, that’s literally the point lol. The “you won’t have a calculator” has been complete and utter bullshit for literally over half a century.

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Bro, smartphones haven’t even existed for 20 years

You’re talking as if everybody was carrying around pocket calculators the day they were invented

Rodeo,

No actually I literally specified people whose jobs require doing a lot of calculations lmao

If your job required lots of calculations, and you heard about this fancy new thing called a pocket calculator, wouldn’t you go out and buy one?

SpaceNoodle,

Of course. But, again, that’s not everyone. Not everyone went out and bought pocket calculators and carried them around everywhere.

dejected_warp_core,

It’s even more stupid when it’s the same class that required the purchase of a TI-85 to complete the course.

Ferris,

how big are your pockets cmon

SpaceNoodle,

There was a period of time when I wore only carpenter jeans so I could fit my TI-83 in my pocket and I’m still not ashamed

TheOneWithTheHair,
@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world avatar

I’m that old, too. Can you imagine a student back then saying, “I’ll have a calculator, flashlight, camera, video recorder, music collection, and games to pass the times I have to wait on others.”

SpaceNoodle,

“Oh yeah and it’s also a phone”

superduperenigma,

“Oh yeah and it’s also a computer that’s more powerful than any computer you’ve ever laid eyes on that has access to an unimaginable wealth of human knowledge via a wireless connection to the Internet.”

SpaceNoodle,

What the fuck is an Internet?

eran_morad,

Tubes bruh

altima_neo, (edited )
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

The Internet is a communications tool, used the world over, where people come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another!

SpaceNoodle,

You forgot about cat photos

kratoz29,
@kratoz29@lemm.ee avatar

I listened recently to somebody on a podcast saying that only psychos or close family would dial you in this day and age… And I kinda agree.

SpaceNoodle,

Or medical providers, professional contacts, service providers …

VaultBoyNewVegas,

I’m only 27 and I was lucky enough to hear that one, no Wikipedia and no Google.

SpaceNoodle,

Wikipedia was started in 2001, and Google in 1998. Who was saying this to you when you were 2?

Micromot,

The platforms existing doesn’t mean they have been as wide spread as they are today

SpaceNoodle,

They said “no Google and no Wikipedia,” not “Google and Wikipedia were not as widespread as they are today”

PwnTra1n,

I feel like you misread. I think they meant Wikipedia and google not allowed for sources.

SpaceNoodle,

Why would you assume they’d just randomly change the topic like that?

PwnTra1n,

The subject became “stupid shit teachers say that is not applicable in the real world” and in that context the subject never changed. They were probably told “you won’t have a calculator in your pocket all the time” as well as “don’t using the internet(google and Wikipedia) as sources” which was very common to be told around the time when they would have been in school. I’m not attacking you I just think you misunderstood as everyone is possible of doing.

SpaceNoodle,

Perhaps you should entertain the idea that you misunderstood. I suppose it’s also possible that OC is just not very good at expressing themselves.

PwnTra1n,

Maybe they aren’t good at expressing themselves but it makes sense with my point of view where as taking your viewpoint it’s just nonsense. Maybe they had a point of view where it makes sense. Where they are coming from it makes the comment make sense where if we follow yours we just think everyone else is an idiot with no room for fault of your own. That’s fine if you are always right but you are not, as with everyone.

SpaceNoodle,

People say nonsense on the Internet all the time. It’s the safest assumption.

PwnTra1n,

Yeah, I’ve been reading your replies.

SpaceNoodle,

🙄

VaultBoyNewVegas,

Lol. Your back and forth was entertaining. I expressed what I intended to, teachers were still doing the whole “don’t trust everything you read” and “you won’t have a calculator in your pocket” when I was at school.

VaultBoyNewVegas,

Aww snookums, I was only providing an anecdote to the comment I replied too, no need to get bent out of shape over it. And fyi teachers were still telling us that we wouldn’t always have calculators when I was 16 doing my GCSEs and learning algebra and compound interest for an exam where we had two papers with calculators used and one where we weren’t allowed calculators.

SpaceNoodle,

🙄

tooclose104,
@tooclose104@lemmy.ca avatar

This wasn’t all that long ago though. I’m only in my 30’s and was told this in elementary school in the 90’s and early 2000’s. The iPhone was first released only 16 years ago.

punkwalrus,
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

I was told this, too, but when I got to Functions and Analytical Geometry, they started suggesting calculators. Now kids have laptops, gees.

Squid, in NNN ended two days ago and I thought letting you all know this was important

I list after day three. My wife was going to do it with me too

half_built_pyramids, in Some of you all take these posts too seriously. Shitpost: confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction

A good shitpost is just spicy enough to not trip the anti-Semitism detectors.

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

How many chillies is that? 3? 🌶️🌶️🌶️ More of a mustard level than a zyklon b?

esserstein, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Purifier, Jeep, NVG’s, magically silent pistol. If pistol is just realistically suppressed, I’ll take the machete.

Water hard, gotta get around to loot, gotta see to loot, gotta be able to wack Z’s without too much ruckus.

This post brought to you by too much dayz.

ShortFuse, (edited ) in Yeah, tell me more about these both scenarios

As the age-old adage goes, “If there’s koala shit, you must acquit.”

idiomaddict, in Cat and poop

That’s a huge dump for his size

Sabre363, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Dog, first aid, axe, and water purifier.

The guns will depend entirely on ammo. Gasoline for the vehicles will go bad eventually, a diesel truck with 4 wheel drive would be better. The radio depends on other people also having radios. Everything else can either be easily found later or can be made given enough time.

Damage, in Admit it, you have long dreamed of such hosting.

Webrings? Oh boy count me in

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Neocities.

After a web dev conference, we got high/drunk and the next day, made a bunch of neocities sites and linked to each other. Great time.

Pregnenolone, in I don't work on leap years

Dat boi is the only good meme. There, I said it

Thranduil,

I prefer 60s spiderman

lanolinoil,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

ORLY?

mosiacmango,

O shit waddup

Jackhammer_Joe, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Katana. Jeep. Body armor. Warerpurifier.

sgbrain7, in OK, so it wasn't Windows 10, but...

I still like the Bliss wallpaper

turbowafflz,

I miss how cheerful computers used to always look with wallpapers like that. Some of the old suse wallpapers also have the same feel and they’re neat

suse-default

suse9.1-blue-800

sgbrain7,

Ooh, I’ve heard SUSE is nice. I didn’t know the wallpapers were also nice.

RiderExMachina,

That aesthetic is called Frutiger Aero, and would certainly be a welcome return from the current sterile design we’re currently using.

Neve8028,

Fruitigo ero is more about the glossy UI design of the windows vista/7 era than those photographs.

RiderExMachina, (edited )

Frutiger Aero” is the blending of nature and technology (e.g. bright nature wallpaper on a computer monitor). “Aero” is the glossy UI design.

Neve8028,

Aero is the name of the windows UI design, but it’s also a major defining factor of the wider frutiger aero aesthetic that was prevalent in loads of other tech and marketing at the time. I recommend reading the link you sent because it just backs up what I said.

banneryear1868,

“Autumn” on XP I realized was a neighbor’s laneway years later.

wiLD0, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse
  • Katana - quiet, and meant as a weapon against humans
  • Night vision goggles - can take advantage of the cover of night
  • Water purifier - greatly simplifies one human necessity
  • Body armor - will put it on whenever there’s a risk

None of these are common household items, whereas some of the items on the list are, and thus, scavenged easily enough.

PatFussy, in Wretched souls

How did you get this photo of me

Pons_Aelius, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Machete

crossbow

body armour

night-vision.

Stealth, protection and silent defence.

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