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0x4E4F, in They forgot the LGBTQ...

True story, the US is a state founded by immigrants.

isthingoneventhis,

no no, I’m not the child of immigrants! I’m iTaLiAn AmeRiCan, gosh.

/s

random65837,

Relevance?

ekky,

The rich Americans are seldomly native Amaricans, so the meme is right about the immigrants holding all the money.

jackoneill,

But there’s that one really rich Native American dude with the casino so it’s ok

WhiteHawk,

If anything that’s an argument against immigration, considering what happened to the people that lived there before

0x4E4F, (edited )

Too bad the US is not what the natives made it to be 🤷… they didn’t like what the immigrants did, but money is a very powerful thing.

AVincentInSpace,

Well as long as they promise not to systematically murder us with vastly superior technology

Olhonestjim,

Illegal immigrants, no less.

littlewonder, (edited )

And before the decade-long process of today, even the legal immigrants had it way easier.

Want to be an American? Great*, get on a boat, avoid icebergs, get off the boat at a port of entry, and talk to someone who will misspell your name.

^* ^Experiences ^may ^vary ^based ^on ^the ^foreign ^scapegoat ^at ^the ^time.

Fal, in They forgot the LGBTQ...
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

Immigrants. I always knew it was them. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them

metaStatic,

I'd like to buy your rock

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

I read “cock” 💀

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

Settle down, chairman moe! But, just to nitpick, what he says sounds a lot more like "immigants" to me. Which when I originally saw the scene, was the icing on the cake.

niktemadur, in Funny how it became bathroom use and imaginary things drag queens do...

Obama FEMA Boncentration Bamps!
He’s coming for yer gunz!

They repeat the same lie over and over and over again, and these one-dimensional simpletons swallow the entire thing, time after time after time.
The problem is, these one-dimensional simpletons vote.

And you know who doesn’t vote? The other type of simpleton who swallows that other cherry-picking lie, over and over and over again: bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe.

0x4E4F,

And you know who doesn’t vote? The other type of simpleton who swallows that other cherry-picking lie, over and over and over again: bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe.

Well, they are over here… and I do vote, just scratch out everyone.

candybrie,

If you don’t vote for anything, you aren’t actually voting, just wasting time. No one cares that there’s a spoiled ballot. It has 0 impact.

0x4E4F,

It has 0 impact in the US maybe. Here, my vote might get snatched by one party or the other… I wouldn’t like that to happen, thank you very much.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I am also scared of the evil party vote snatchers.

0x4E4F, (edited )

Laugh all you like, it’s reality over here. There is vote snatching every election, dead people voting, abroad voters voting here (locally)… this is not the US 🤷.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Where is that?

0x4E4F,

The Balkans.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s like ten to thirteen countries depending on your definition so can you be more specific?

0x4E4F, (edited )

No, I would rather keep that to myself. I think you get the idea though (it’s a plaugue in almost any Balkan country).

I could share that info in private if you’d like.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I interact in a public forum for a reason, I won’t be asking you anything in private.

0x4E4F,

Fine by me 🤷.

TheDankHold,

Not voting signals to politicians that they don’t need to care about your vote or you in general.

0x4E4F, (edited )

Really? I thought it signalled that I don’t like either of the choices 🤔… maybe get them thinking about the representatives they select to put on the voting lists.

TheDankHold, (edited )

They only care about appealing to people who they know vote. Your silent protest is very easy to ignore.

0x4E4F,

If there were more silent potesters, you would think they’d actually wonder why that is happening 🤔.

TheDankHold,

No they’d just be happy that there’s less people they have to convince to vote for them. Less people voting means it’s easier to pass policies that enrich them. You aren’t doing some meaningful protest, you’ve removed yourself from the conversation.

There’s tons of money in seeding voter apathy and people like you are why. They get you to remove your own voice and make you think you’re hurting them and not yourself.

0x4E4F,

I am not hurting myself, it doesn’t make the slightest difference to me if one party or the other wins. I just don’t want my vote stolen, I’d rather it burned.

In the end, it’s my vote… the same as the hillbilly with down syndrome. If he can choose, so can I.

TheDankHold,

No one’s saying you can’t do anything. I’m simply explaining that your “protest” is ignorable at best and actively beneficial to the people you hate at worst.

0x4E4F, (edited )

Well, IDC to be honest, as I said, it doesn’t make any difference to me who wins. I just don’t like either party stealing my vote, that’s all.

mean_bean279,

I read your “time after time after time” as “time after time” with the Cindy Lauper song. It really threw me off for a minute.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I would however like to clarify that neither Republicans nor Democrats will solve the systemic issues in any meaningful way, and it’s not saying “both sides are the same” to point this out. I literally voted for Biden, but I still have Democrats accuse me of “voting for Trump” when I point out ways the Democrats do things like uphold a capitalist economy, extend the reach of fascist agencies like ICE, take power away from the working class, compromise with right-wing extremists, and observe a hierarchical system.

I can agree that Republicans are far worse, and I can cast my vote, while still being honest about the situation.

breakingcups, in Funny how it became bathroom use and imaginary things drag queens do...

They’ll probably proudly claim they won without a hint of irony.

PaupersSerenade,
@PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works avatar

Reminds me of that older Odin meme;

“Odin promised the end of all frost giants, and I don’t see any frost giants.”

Delphia,

Well I’m sold.

HAIL ODIN!

dojan, (edited )
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Odin kidnapped children and set them to be chased by wolves for all eternity because of how their father named them.

No hailing Oden, please. He’s a cunt.

Localhorst86,

a small price to pay for not having to deal with frost giants, IMHO.

Delphia,

Yeah! All my homies hate frost giants!

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

All the gods are cunts.

dojan, (edited )
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Some more than others. Oden is particularly bad.

He’s also co-opted as a symbol for nationalism and white supremacy so there’s that part too.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You must be fun at parties.

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Aye, I’m fucking amazing, actually.

If you’re going to choose a god to praise, why choose an easily insulted one-eyed old fart with a self-confidence problem? Go with someone with more pizzazz, like Freyja. Goddess of love, beauty, sex, war, magic. Is there anything she doesn’t do?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe because the person you were talking to most likely doesn’t actually worship Odin and was trying to be funny?

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Do you think my tongue in cheek trivia is an actual admonishment for worshipping the wrong god?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This was tongue in cheek?

Some more than others. Oden is particularly bad.

He’s also co-opted as a symbol for nationalism and white supremacy so there’s that part too.

Because that’s what I responded to. Were you being unserious when you said Odin is being co-opted as a symbol for nationalism and white supremacy?

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Apologies for the late response, I was working.

Odin kidnapped children and set them to be chased by wolves for all eternity because of how their father named them.

No hailing Oden, please. He’s a cunt.

This bit is tongue in cheek, specifically the “no hailing Oden” bit. It is a joke. I don’t actually care if someone worships Oden or not, you’re free to do as you please. I apologise if my phrasing came across as more serious than was intended. My apologies to you, @Delphia, and anyone else whom I’ve offended.

This…

Odin kidnapped children and set them to be chased by wolves for all eternity because of how their father named them.

…is a reference to the story of the children Sol and Mani, whose father loved them so much he decided to name them after the sun and the moon. Oden took offence to this, and whisked the children away up into the skies to drive the carriages of their namesakes, and just to ensure none shirked their duty, he set Fenrir’s two children, Hati (Hatred) and Sköll (Treachery) to chase them until the end times when the twin wolves devour their targets.

No matter how you look at it, that’s a shitty thing to do. It’s not the children’s fault that their father gave them that name. Suppose father was punished too in that he lost his beloved kids, but the children really drew the short end of the stick.

It’s not the first time he’s a bit of a shithead either. The way I’ve always understood the stories having grown up with them, his treatment of Loke’s children is what drives them to oppose him in the end times. He creates a lot of problems that could be fixed would he be open to properly communicate, but Oden isn’t the type to do that. He’s too prideful.

And this…

He’s also co-opted as a symbol for nationalism and white supremacy so there’s that part too.

…is sadly also true. I welcome people rekindling Asatro. I think that’s delightful. However, sadly there’s a bunch of people that have co-opted these stories and group together under Odin as a symbol of hatred and xenophobia. I obviously don’t think the person I initially responded to is one of these people, nor do I think they’re seriously practising asatro.

So, if you do decide to openly worship Oden, or carry imagery associated with him - that’s really cool, but it’s also worth noting that sadly in modern society at least here in Scandinavia, there are some unsavory connotations with it.

Finally this

If you’re going to choose a god to praise, why choose an easily insulted one-eyed old fart with a self-confidence problem? Go with someone with more pizzazz, like Freyja. Goddess of love, beauty, sex, war, magic. Is there anything she doesn’t do?

…is also tongue-in-cheek, though I do unironically think Freyja is many times cooler than Oden and I will (figuratively) fight you on that.

hakunawazo,

Beauty and magic are not on my bingo card, so I’m a little jealous.

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Love, sex, and, war is? Three out of five isn’t bad, could be worse!

hakunawazo,

Honestly war fortunately only seen far away on a global scope in other less fortunate countries. But there is a latent risk everywhere.

JaymesRS,

The god of the Christian Bible used 2 bears to kill 42 kids for making fun of a bald guy.

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Mythology is crazy!

I love the stories about Atalanta, and how it culminates in her and Hippomenes both being transformed into lions as punishment for shagging in a temple, because at the time people believed that lions couldn’t have offspring together.

The story of Thor dressing up as and pretending to be Freyja in order to get his hammer back from some giants is also pretty sick.

And Amaterasu forever shunning her brotherhusband for in disgust decapitating a lady who invited them to a party she was too lazy to go to.

There’s so many quality stories out there.

Diprount_Tomato, (edited )
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

How many children are you ̶m̶u̶r̶d̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ sacrificing to Odin today?

The best thing the vikings did was converting to Christianity

saltesc,

Damn it. Your realisation just manifested my nose to bleed.

Honytawk,

Must be the vaccines

be_excellent_to_each_other,
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

"You know why you can't play chess with a pigeon? Because at some point it will just shit on the board and strut around like it won."

LaunchesKayaks, in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

SCP material

Mr_Dr_Oink, in We were warned.

You missed Professor Peppy.

I know there’s probably more, but i feel like this one is important.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He’s not a real doctor!

funkless_eck,

how do you know it’s a He 😮‍💨

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The professor and I know each other well.

hakunawazo,
FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

See? Does that look like Professor Peppy to you?

hakunawazo,
Laticauda, in Make sure to follow me on socials ;)

I mean lots of kids wanna be streamers when they grow up so I imagine that’d impress the class.

anarchy79, in Cat and poop
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Cats are disgusting. They’d never get away with this if they weren’t so damn cute. It’s like good looking women in bars, they shit on the dancefloor and everyone just thinks it’s sexy.

RegalPotoo, in Have yourself a most wonderful time of the year!
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

twitch

The place I worked was too cheap for actually licensing music so just had a radio on. Crappy Christmas songs, plus utterly inane radio DJ banter and 30% advertisements by duration - including ads for our competitor down the street who were far cheaper than us

victron, in We were warned.
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Leave Dr Shasta alone. That shit (and its variants) slaps.

SPRUNT,

Cream Soda Shasta in a half-can is a time machine that sends me to my grandparents house when I was 7.

victron,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

My daughters love cream soda shasta. And so do I.

ElBarto, in We were warned.
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I like Dr. Spice, no fucking around with them.

MystikIncarnate, in ...did everyone get this?

Awww man, I don’t wanna do this shit for another 20 years just to die.

Can we make it sooner?

Decoy321,

Be the change you want to see in the world!

MystikIncarnate, (edited )

Where’s the nearest bridge?

EDIT: for reasons, this is a joke.

ipha, (edited ) in ...did everyone get this?

Too optimistic to be real.

AgnosticMammal, in Cat and poop

I feel like the owner is in the middle of training their fat to poop in the toilet and you got this

davysnavy, in I’m dreaming of a Purple Christmas

I’m gonna have nightmares about this thing.

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